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@iibnf.bsky.social
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Old school fan, I mean oooooold school. Old as balls. Many fandoms. Probably your grandmother's fandoms. Lots of fanfiction here and there and often abandoned. I share food. Pronouns: Any/All. Pronouns are a prison and I will not be constrained!

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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 5h
But is the cat all right? (No, do hope your leg is okay, too).
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I am starving but all the hospital has in their vending machine are cans of chilli tuna.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He took 5 packs of oxy, probably around 10am, I found him at 6pm.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Walked in on my dad's Attempted suicide earlier. Doctor said he is responding to narcan , but after talking to him they are not going to continue treatment.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Got groped by an old man at work this week. Can't do much about it as he's got dementia and can't help it. Sort of. Usually I can get away from him quickly, but I just heard 'You don't look happy', turned around, and he had a handful of boob. I hate that fucker. Certainly wasn't happy after that.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
... and c) farts, probably.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We have just been told by IT that we should never access work software from home or while on holiday due to security issues. I feel they have VASTLY overestimated anyone's desire to work when we are not being paid for it.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone said I looked like a character from the Mandalorian. I don't watch the show, so I tried to guess the only name I know, but got confused between Yoda and Grogu, and said 'Yoghurt?', so that's my nick name at work now. #mandalorian #yoghurt
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spider-Noir gets cancelled and it was so much fun. Moon Knight gets cancelled and that was obviously brilliant, but we get this #lanterns shit.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I finally have 'hate watch' TV Show. Lanterns is so fucking HORRIBLE but I'm watching it because it's a superhero show & I feel obligated. I don't think I've ever hated a superhero show this much! It's not super, it's not heroes, it's just miserable, psychotic, toxic masculinity. #lanterns
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All that and she only wanted the toilet. We are surrounded by public toilets! And you can take your dog into them?!
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The dog is a sausage and it's mine for the next 20 mins. Waving to the owner through the door.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am going to sit here and eat my Sunday morning Yoghurt and ignore the whole thing, hoping the dog doesn't piss or shit, because it's too early to be dealing with this.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The library isn't open for another hour and 15, but someone managed to jam the front door open just enough to let a dog in, but then the owner couldn't get through herself. It's running around screaming, while the owner is banging on the door, trying to get us to let her in.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Careful of Clinton - you know he likes meaty women!
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"30 days has September..." clears all other rhymes for me in terms of usefulness well into my adult life. It's pretty much my only source of information about the calendar
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cut the crotch out = long top.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I consistently spell my own name incorrectly. And have sent my 'kind retards' more than once.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mine was free as I'm listed as an unvaccinated adult - mostly due to there being no records from when I was young. Also, it is possible I didn't have the vax, although I do have a smallpox vax scar, so who knows.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You might get the vax for free. Before a certain point records were not kept, so you might turn up as an unvaxinated adult, which means free vax. Just wish they had free shingles vax. That shit's NASTY.
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Purplepingers ☭ @purplepingers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Crazy how Labor will only announce policies like free dental when they know barely anyone will vote for them. Just do it now you cowards, you’re literally the government
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I hope he never needs to buy another suit.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sorry Ryan Gosling - loved you in Project Hail Mary, but I'm all for a black woman named Karen who is going to fuck shit up. In the child seat in the back, untouched by the flames of vengeance, is fat little giggling baby who just loves it when mother delivers the penance stare to evil doers.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm watching the Nick Cage Ghost Rider. So the original GR was a guy on a horse, now it's a guy on a bike, next should be a single mother in a flaming mini van of VENGEANCE. Her daycare fell through, her boss is a bastard, and she ain't got no time for your shit! Played by #olivaspencer #ghostrider
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/08/2026
Q. Are there any problems that Reacher cannot solve simply by being larger than other men? A. There are not, and once you embrace this premise you will find your life simpler and more enjoyable.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy international cat day. Stroke 'em if you got 'em.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Laugha while you can, monkey Bond!
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Blood test results came back with ALT liver issues. One recommended cure is to drink 4 to 5 coffees every day. This is a medical recommendation I can get behind. (I've been restricting myself to 1-3, so no wonder my liver is sad!)
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Chinese Five Spice, however it's interpreted, is like a magic potion.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A. Rimmer Hore. (I changed her first name, btw, from AXXX to Agnus to make her less identifiable. I'm not a complete monster. I'm only a monster on my mother's side).
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Got an enquiry from someone called Agatha Hore, but they use their preferred name of 'Rimmer'. That's made my morning. (I went to school with a Wendy Hore. Seriously. One 13-year-old boy would have told them not to name their kid that).
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good luck, darls. Give 'em all a piece of your mind!
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Saw a Dr today due to a few things, and it turns out I'm not manly enough. So I'm now on testosterone. I'm still the manliest mofo I know - including actual men - but maybe finally I can get the Arnie body I've always wanted.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm very old, lots of time to collect stuff
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The AGONY of having to stand up and go brush teeth and put on jim jams when you are just too fucking tired to move!
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have 3 (count 'em THREE!) ipod classics that I adore and coddle, and there are around 4,000 songs on them that cannot be deleted. I subscribe to NOTHING!
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Someone at work has asked if she can accompany me on my lunch time flaneuration and I'm like: 1. Wow, have I made a friend? but also 2. Fuck, what about my meeeeeeeeeeeeee time? I am lonely, but I also hate people.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have to stay until they know I won't faint, but really it's so I can get in one more part pie.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Got a blood donor gift today. And am very full of the free party pies.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
As of this morning I am at the lowest weight of my adult life. And I look no different than last month when I was 9 kilos heavier. Still about 5k heavier than the doctor says I should be, but it's all good.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We have compulsory pickle ball at work at the end of the month. I offered to bring Three Threes Sweet Spiced Gherkins as they are my favourite, but sadly it turns out it's a sport. I think I'll be sick that day. Stay home. Eat pickles.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
He's quitting to go to a language school in Korea. Now THAT I did not see coming. I thought he'd go take over a big library conglomerate! I was worried about his cat, but he's taking her with him, so it's all good.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My boss just quit. Some drama llama crying (not from me*). He stayed a lot longer than I expected. I'd hoped he'd stay until the new library goes ahead, but he lasted as long as he could. *some staff thought he liked them a lot more than he actually did. He'd complain they drove him nuts.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
And this is why I no longer sell anything on ebay. They require 100 points of ID - so they can sell it online.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm sniggering at my own jokes. "Like a particularly unpleasant turd!"
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Also, I used the word 'milieu' in this fic and I'd been trying to remember that word for weeks! Double plus good.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I just got the most wonderful feedback on a fic and I thought, I haven't actually read it since I posted it, I wonder... so I started reading it, and it's fucking charming. I'm quite good when I'm enjoying my stuff! This is kind of fun :) archiveofourown.org/works/116643...
archiveofourown.org
Here Begins the Unknown Sea - I I B N F (iibnf) - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have booked all my staff in for their performance reviews. I HATE doing them. Dunno why, I always give them pretty good reviews and fudge the bad stuff. I spent too many years as 'employee' to not still be us vs them when it comes to upper management. Still dread it, though.
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iibnf @iibnf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Good luck! Hope it all goes well!
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