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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Not really. They'll be another in a week. It's an on-topic response.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

There's still less shitting fesses than shooting someone fesses.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

"Woman seeking inexplicable pardon from President, casts him a good light" shocker. #maxwell #epstein #trump

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

It's sad that Terence Stamp has died but also sad that people can only remember him for being General Zod in Superman. Then I looked him up and realised I don't actually know him from anything else either.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

This Temu phone holder is a product after my own heart.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

He says, of the man who has repeatedly had his political opponents murdered.

Screenshot of BBC news headline about the upcoming Putin and Trump talks in Alaska, with Trump declaring Putin wouldn't mess with him. The fool.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I'm going to look for loose change down the back of the settee. In sofa as I might find some. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

It's called The Sandcastle. No wonder you were mistaken.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

A whole generation of incels with skewed fragrance references.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

In all my years I've never once smelled a sweaty armpit and thought "mmm pussy..." and got a raging hornpipe. Also vice versa.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

It's bad enough drinking the pissy stuff, don't make your own.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Came here to say the same but with different words and more swears.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Perfect day right there. By anything interesting you mean things with electricity and noise.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Please rewrite. How can they live alone more than being alone?

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Just got a tin of coconut milk from Lidl with no ring pull. What is this, the Middle Ages?

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I'm sure a Dremel with a diamond disc would also work.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

You make it sound like it's a regular occurrence. Where do you live, Baffin Island?

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Miranda Hart shouldn't be in anything. Including comedy. Or this country.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Yeah the irrational typing and excessive punctuation in your posts don't really stack up with the claims in your bio tbh so I'll reserve judgement.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I once went to the dentist in Boston. It was more than a filling. #LunchPun

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Yeah, kinda missing the point but you do you. PS. Typing in caps really does make you look stupid. See the orange clown for details.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

And so started Reggie Yates T in The Park presenter career.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

So another child, not your second. Or are you a surrogate womb? Odd turn of phrase.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

It's called your front room with headphones. Free, cheap food and drink and your own choice of set list. Surprised no one's thought of this.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I suspect you mis-typed comes.es in your post, it resolved the post as you corrected it then added the link descriptor before you realised it!

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Believe me you'll never meet those people again so not washing your hands won't mean shit to them. But doing a line... Kinda more memorable.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Yeah I remember them! Trebor do make Soft Fruits but these were as you say in the big plastic weigh out tubs.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Oh it was a crazy half an hour sat on the swings I can tell you.

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𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘧𝘪 @ifihadahifi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

So he either made the pont and was quite smug about it or he carried the point in a sack from a rowing boat, up a coastal path and into the office under cover of darkness at full moon.

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