Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 4mI have put almost 2,300 hours into Cyberpunk and that makes it a mortal lock that I am going to absolutely hate this 020
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 14hhey now let’s be fair he doesn’t just write “my ex-wife, the crazy bitch”, he also writes “this extremely accomplished woman must also learn that she can’t have it all (the crazy bitch)” 010
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 16hTaylor Sheridan, the answer to the question “what if Aaron Sorkin was Newt Gingrich” 230
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 16hLandman is essentially just Friday Night Lights for people who don’t like football 140
Reposted by Worrier in the GardenOne Last Post 4: geno nation rises @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social · 22hmike macdonald is so pure. just a smol bean with a biological imperative that obliges him to KILL ALL QUARTERBACKS 0301
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 07/10/2026not saying it can't happen but there is a pretty good body of evidence that Shanahan v. Macdonald is a coaching mismatch 020
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 07/10/2026just a reminder that the 49ers have scored more than 17 points against Mike Macdonald's Seahawks only once, and it was the first time they met (week 6 of 2024) 370
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 07/10/2026ah yes the knees of a 35-year old fullback are an ideal place to put the "load-bearing wall" of your entire run game 010
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 07/10/2026I'm not sure adding what's left of Mike Evans, bringing back Deebo and overdrafting a WR because the guy you previously drafted in the first-round can't get healthy is a grand strategy 110
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/2026Good against the pass, bad against the run and already getting a bit banged up. They’re allowing 16ppg — but that might be enough if the Seahawks defense are indeed Shanahan’s kryptonite now (optimistic) 020
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/202649ers offense was almost entirely intact in January. They didn't have Kittle in the Divisional round, but that's it 220
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/202649ers run game was massively less efficient (25.6% success rate vs 41.5% average) when they were facing the Seahawks in 2025, which probably tells most of the story about why their offense completely fell apart 030
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/20262025 49ers offensive EPA/play: - Weeks 14-17: +0.310 - Week 18 (vs Seahawks): -0.359 - Wild Card: +0.115 - Divisional (vs Seahawks): -0.456 (2026 49ers offense, weeks 1-4: +0.274) 391
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/2026feels like one of those games that you would probably enjoy if you played it at 16, and then enjoy in like eight completely different ways when you replay it at 35 020
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/2026Joe Mixon failed the part of the physical which tests whether everyone was shouting at the GM 170
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/2026that is a truly incredible anecdote to have in your back pocket 110
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comGeorge W. Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' SpeechALT: George W. Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' Speech 110
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/2026Kevin Stefanski wasn't allowed to pick his own DC and reports to a guy who was still playing when he became a head coach this decade, do you think he feels Empowered 240
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/2026I completely missed that Matt Ryan maneuvered his way into being god-king of the Falcons and that both the coach and GM report to him 3340
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/2026It is unfair that we have to wait six days to learn whether what Macdonald did to Shanahan’s offense in January was systematic/reproducible 010
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/2026I am the 2025 Indianapolis Colts, a potentially fraudulent 3-0 050
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/2026I just need a casual 38 points from Drake London and Juwan Johnson to stay undefeated (and beat an opponent who started two players who did not play yesterday) 150
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/2026John Schneider got a second ring and maybe a gold jacket and feels like he's on a heater 040
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 06/10/2026in reputational risk/reward terms, Terrion Arnold is a lottery ticket, and Joe Mixon is a scratchcard that maybe wins you $10 (I suspect John Schneider is not a good gambler) 130
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 05/10/2026he's a 3-1 but the loss is to the Broncos, he's a ___? 020
Reposted by Worrier in the GardenJohn Boyle @johnpboyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Mike Macdonald provided a positive update on Leonard Williams' ankle injury following Sunday's win: shwks.com/6imllmbsshwks.comSeahawks DL Leonard Williams' Ankle injury ‘Doesn’t Look Serious’Injury updates from Seahawks coach Mike Macdonald after his team’s Week 4 win over the Chargers. 0223
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 05/10/2026The redemption arc for the Seahawks defense is making him Brock Hurty next week 060
Reposted by Worrier in the GardenWorrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 18/09/2026I genuinely have no fucking idea what DPI is 141
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026The most Mike McDaniel (derogatory) drive of all time 020
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026I too would have that exact physical reaction if I saw Khalil Mack’s bloody thoughts racing towards me 040
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026Sam Darnold’s over-the-shoulder double-take lmao 130
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026Mike absolutely turning the air blue, need a lip reader to review the tape there 040
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026I would like to see the Seahawks defense apply more violence to a QB who has the temerity not to slide 030
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026Darnold under contract for one more year; you have proof of concept that Lock can run Fleury’s offense and Milroe (hopefully? Maybe?) developing behind them. It’s not like there are no options or that Darnold is irreplaceably good 100
Reposted by Worrier in the GardenEROCY @erocy.world · 04/10/2026*monkey paw curls* shaheed jet sweeps being queued up on fleury’s sheet 0153
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026oh hey they finally remembered why they paid Shaheed 060
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026I like Darnold but when he demands a market-rate extension this offseason I think the Seahawks should think hard before they give it to him 320
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026Seahawks defense so much more sound when they have at least one (1) starting safety 030
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026someone in a meeting made the passing observation “in principle our entire offense being one WR is not ideal” and now Sam won’t throw to JSN and they have no offense 030
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026when you think about it, narratively Seahawks-Chargers would be an elite Super Bowl matchup (Mike Macdonald and Jay Harbaugh going against the family that made them; an homage to the Harbaugh-Carroll rivalry; played on Chargers home field that is also shared with the Rams, etc.) 020
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026Someone tell Scott Novak that he is not in fact working for the United Nations, and that a blue helmet would clash with the stripes 020
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026It sends me up the wall when OCs just give up on drives 080
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026these teams do not meet often enough for these players to dislike each other this much 020
