Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 13/10/2026call me a simpleton but "when we have >1 turnover we lose" is a trend clear enough that even your average running back should be able to understand it 120 2
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/10/2026attempting to diagnose Chargers skill players 010 1
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 01/10/2026impossible not to read into this but also there are like five equally plausible interpretations 240 4
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 26/09/2026trying to figure out why everyone on the TL is talking about Adrian Chiles rn 030 3
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 24/09/2026Marshawn’s complete lack of filter is one of the wonders of the world 180 8
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 24/09/2026hang the "only team with 3 CBs in the top-right quadrant through two weeks" banner 150 5
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 24/09/2026here I was expecting to find this week’s WOM Wednesday behind that “view full thread” link 020 2
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 22/09/2026Sean Payton having the absolute brass bollocks to accuse anyone else of coaching dirty 0121 12
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 22/09/2026absolutely convinced that if Holani is a step or two faster and Surratt cuts back inside of the Cardinals kicker he could have housed that recovered fumble 120 2
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 22/09/2026Rams dressed like Peru’s best-selling soft drink 090 9
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 21/09/2026petition to let me list The Thick of It and Veep as the same show so that I can squeeze either It's Always Sunny or Arrested Development in there 010 1
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 21/09/2026still don’t really understand what the Seahawks were doing defensively on the McBride TD. Love is nearby-ish but leaves Jobe alone on an island with a shitty physical matchup 020 2
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 21/09/2026JSN so good at manufacturing separation he's wide open even in 2-dimensional chart space 0120 12
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 21/09/2026is everyone on /r/Seahawks actually a more-than-averagely dim 10-year old 9451 45
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 21/09/2026exactly as we all predicted, Drew Lock is a top-5 QB through two weeks (pending MNF) 6151 15
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 20/09/2026Excited to learn if the Cards actually have a defense or if this is just n=1 where n is the Chargers 020 2
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 16/09/2026see my mistake was actually not thinking little enough of these grifthubs 140 4
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 15/09/2026they spent all that effort tricking rocks into thinking and this is what I choose to do with it 1143 14
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 15/09/2026“So I said, you know who’s got a soft issue with injuries? Kyle Shanahan” 080 8
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 14/09/2026Seahawks defense consistently making it just functionally impossible for opponents to run the ball efficiently is so beautiful (and the pass rush/coverage should stabilize with Emmanwori and Okada back.) 060 6
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 14/09/2026if this is where the Seahawks end up with Drew Lock unexpectedly playing 90% of the offensive snaps, it's okay to feel pretty good about the outlook for the Brian Fleury offense 150 5
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 14/09/2026Dave Canales hanging 37 on last year’s #8 defense is more impressive (and probably more predictive) than Ben Johnson putting up 59 on the #29 defense 030 3
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 12/09/20262nd & 8 from the Patriots’ 11-yard line and he’s getting Creative to set up… a 4-yard run for George Holani 120 2
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 11/09/2026You really have to try to be so shady that a judge basically says “I can’t hand over this criminal to you because you are essentially also criminals” 040 4
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 11/09/2026brb DoorDashing eight tons of Xanax and a “go fuck yourself” cake to /r/LosAngelesRams 070 7
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 10/09/2026Fans of the Arizona Cardinals, a football team that has not beaten the Seattle Seahawks since November 2021 (ten meetings ago), are currently huffing paint immediately before recording their podcasts 220 2
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 10/09/2026teeny-tiny sample but this feels like fundamentally a pro-Bradford/Lucas chart 260 6
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 10/09/2026the absolute glee on his face as he recounts this anecdote about his pal hitting Hawkblogger with a football lmao 280 8
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 10/09/2026Mike Macdonald once again giving Mike Salk sass, we have literally never been so back 2111 11
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 10/09/2026Mike seems very keen to impress the new bosses (and maybe aware that he has a new contract to negotiate in the next couple of years) 020 2
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 10/09/2026find someone who loves you as much as the Seahawks defense hates running backs 1120 12
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 10/09/2026absolutely losing it at someone calling Brian Fleury "Evil Matt Nagy" 0100 10
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 10/09/2026this no longer has any power over us, we were freed on February 8, 2026 2291 29
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 10/09/2026apparently the American Medical Association do think it's unethical, though... code-medical-ethics.ama-assn.org/ethics-opini... 010 1
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 10/09/2026always something faintly gross about clinical professionals speculating on sports injuries 250 5
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 08/09/2026The Athletic’s push notifications are actively trying to hurt me 060 6
Prisoner of the Moment @idkmetcalf.lol · 03/09/2026how do you line up this many different people and not find even one iota of charisma 4151 15
