Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 22hSaturday. Cat has no weekend. She knows some days are different. Facilitator sleeps too long. Cat has ways of helping. Tail in face. Good. Tuna next. Then out. Joy! 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026An idea. A work for radio. Like Under Milk Wood. But all the people of the town. On their Internet connected devices. All with different world views and prejudices. Commenting on what they read and how right they are. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026Friday. Cat considers the day ahead. Will there be sufficient time? To rest. Rest is a serious business. This will some thought. She curls up. Closes her eyes. Rest begins. zzz. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026Thursday. Cat rests. She eschews the hurly burly. Inner peace. Let the world be what it is. Do what it does. Only cat. And tuna. Is constant. And biscuits. Crunchy biscuits. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026Wednesday Cat is sitting on facilitator's lap. They share a moment. That's it. Cat is off. Heading for her cosy, woolly pad. Facilitator's lap is OK. But woolly pad. Purrrr 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026Tuesday. Cat is on facilitator's lap. Enjoying an ear scritch. And gentle purr. Is he forgiven for yesterday? Hmm. That may take time. Thinks cat. Mmm. Scritch. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026Monday. Cat is MIFFED. He did it AGAIN. YES. AGAIN. Sorry cat. It's just your preventative worm treatment. Have a good, worm free, week. That's it for a while. Phew. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026Some fabulous #photos in this week's #BigPicture. Images from the South of #England... www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c52e9xp…bbc.co.ukBig Picture: This week's images from the South of EnglandThe best images sent to us from Berkshire, Dorset, Hampshire, the Isle of Wight and Oxfordshire. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026Sunday. Cat wants a scritch. A proper big ear scritch. There you go cat. Cat purrs and has a good long scratch herself. For good measure. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Mmm. Croissant and black cherry conserve. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026Saturday. Cat is treating Saturday seriously. She is snuggled into a warm dressing gown. Resting. Full of tuna. Preparing for the most important thing. Sleep. Deep. Cat. zzz 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026Friday. Cat is thinking. Did he just squirt something on my neck. AGAIN. Sorry cat. Routine flea prevention. Yes. AGAIN. Sorry cat. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Thursday. Cat is curled up. Very cutely. Asleep. Sleep well cat. Stay cute. Very. zzz. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026Wednesday. Cat looks out of the open doorway. UGH! What is THAT?? RAIN!! Make it stop. Facilitator has failed me. I shall go back indoors and sleep. There better be no RAIN happening when I wake up... 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026How big??? Blimey. "A pumpkin grower has set a new world record after producing a giant squash" www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crwyd17…bbc.co.ukPumpkin named Bagheera breaks world record for Lymington growerThe giant squash weighs 2,856.8lbs (1,295.8kg) and measured more than 20ft (6m) in circumference. 000 0
Reposted by Ian DavisSpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026we're all looking for the megacorp who did this 002 2
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026Tuesday. Cat yawns. Oh. It's him. She enjoys a gentle stroke. Time to wake. Time to groom. Lick those matted fur bits. Pull 'em out. Tuna can wait. 000 0
Reposted by Ian DavisProf. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026If I only share pretty pictures of the sky will that make the satellites go away? (I know the answer to this question... back to work...) 208 8
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026Monday Cat has just gone out. There is no rush. Be firm. Ease into the day. Greet the afternoon with aplomb. Stride out into the world with purpose. Hello new week. How are we going to be? 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026Sunday. Cat is looking 'Sunday best' today. Grooming has been done. Settling is complete. Fur is neat. Contrasting curves of fur stand out. Dark, lighter brown, white. Cat is settled. Cat is cool. Cat is... zzz 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026Saturday Cat and facilitator are sleepy. It's the weekend. Only cat is able to sleep. Facilitator has a day out planned. For him. By others. Enjoy your zzz cat. Activity beckons for others. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026Friday. Clatter! A jam pot slides on a tin tray. In front of cat. Cat perks up. He's noisey again. What's he up to now? Facilitator steadies the tray of cutlery, croissants and jar of black cherry jam. Sorry cat. It slipped a bit. Cat settles. Why do I put up with this. zzz. 000 0
Reposted by Ian DavisQuinn Norton @quinn.social.circl.lu.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026I'm starting to think the world is steadily reducing to the AI brained people and the horrified people. 107 7
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026Thursday Cat is next to facilitator. She is wary of what he is up to. He begins eating. She moves to a more restful position. He's busy. No scritches happening. She settles. And zzz. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026Wednesday. Cat's not happy with the weather. It was raining for her morning exercise. It's sunny for her morning nap. It's all the wrong way round. The world is not helpful. Only facilitator. But he needs improve. zzz 001 1
Reposted by Ian DavisMatthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026Turned on my hotel TV thinking “I’ve never seen what regular live Japanese TV is like, I wonder if it’ll be like” and there’s a nice piano being played while a cat sits on the piano, with lots of closeups of the cat not the musician for several minutes. 10/10 no notes 1274 27
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026Tuesday. Cat likes to make sure facilitator is OK. At 5:30am. Thump! Leaps are most effective. Not ON facilitator. NEXT TO. Oh hai cat. Scritch. 5:30 eh? Again. All good. Later. zzz. 000 0
Reposted by Ian Davishrbrmstr 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇨🇦🇧🇪 @hrbrmstr.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026TIL (ok, it was late last night, not today) LureScope — another global deception fleet — lurescope.com/stats They stopped producing automated reports in mid-August. Hope it was due to costs vs their humans having issues. The post some free cred […] [Original post on mastodon.social] 001 1
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026Monday. Cat wakes. What's he up to? Light. Eww. Cat prefers dark. Every day he does this. Lets the light in. When I sleep. Meh. Facilitator spots cat waking up. Hai cat. Good afternoon! 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026Sunday. Cat comes out, into the garden. (She is rubbing the device and purring as I write this btw) Ah. That's where he is. Now what's he up to? (he's pruning a very overgrown rose) He looks put out. All normal then. Now. Do. Crouch! Scamper. Joy! 011 1
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026Saturday. Indoors. Watch. Rest. Cat is rethinking activity after the vet. There is much to ponder. What happened? Only resolutely taking things slowly can resolve this. Like facilitator she thinks. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026Friday. Cat went to the V E T yesterday. This was NOT her favourite thing. She did not want to leave her box. The vet was very complimentary. This was good news for both cat and facilitator. No extra prodding for cat. No extra fiscal fun for facilitator. Lets go home cat. For well […]mastodonapp.ukOriginal post on mastodonapp.uk 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026Thursday. Cat is mildly miffed. Facilitator has just sat down. Right next to her. Ears up. No more chill. What's he up to? Eating again. Ah. A gentle stroke. Back to zzz. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026Wednesday. Cat watches facilitator go out. Peace. She settles down and sleeps. He's back now. No scritches I hope. Ah. A gentle pat. He knows I need my beauty sleep. And calm. For zzz. zzz 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026Tuesday. What's this? Cat is curled up asleep again. Oh to be cat. Fed. Watered. Resting. Sigh. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026Monday. I'm not sure cat understands the basic requirements of a Monday. Energy. Vim. A fresh start. Face the week. Set out with purpose. She appears to be taking it easy. Having a well deserved nap. Mulling her cat life over. It's cool for cat. Sigh. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026Sunday. Cat is enjoying a Sunday rest. She is stretched out straight. Her ears are up because facilitator is about. Cat has no idea what he may be up to. Best stay alert. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026Saturday. Cat decides to kick the weekend off. By sicking up some furballs. At the top of the stairs. Aww. Thanks cat. How's your weekend kicking off? 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026Friday. Facilitator is having a late breakfast. Cat is off. She often disappears when facilitator is eating. He's occupied. This is her chance to eat, or drink or play knowing he won't be passing by. 😸 000 0
Reposted by Ian DavisClaes de Vreese @claesdevreese.bsky.social · 17/09/2026🇪🇺🇨🇦💕 …. DG meme strikes again 😂 2151 15
Reposted by Ian DavisDan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026@id1om Oh. The invitation to tender has been released before the final installment of Circuit Breaker? Which is kind of a spoiler that the final installment of Circuit Breaker won't contain any new lore that changes the tendering environment, I suppose. #DoctorWho 101 1
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026Fancy producing a new series of #DoctorWho ? "We've published an invitation to tender for the production of Doctor Who. The contract is for a multi-episodic series (including specials) for transmission in 2028/29" - BBC […]mastodonapp.ukOriginal post on mastodonapp.uk 102 2
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026Thursday. Cat is resigned to activity around her in the morning. Telephone rings. Curtains opening. Sunlight. Clattering of cutlery. Clumphing facilitator. She dreams of a quiet place to zzz. Humans have so much commotion. Why are they not like cat? 000 0
Reposted by Ian Davisjaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026We recently updated our bot policy on toot.wales to let AI Agents know we charge a $100 account processing fee and $10 per email. Here's an email I got from one of them. Next up will be reminding them to read the policy BEFORE creating an account, and that they […] [Original post on toot.wales] 1676254 254
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026I think I know how AI is going to destroy humanity... "Neuroscientists in the US have successfully adapted mice to have functioning human cells inside their own brains" www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c60m3k2…bbc.co.ukPart-human part-mouse brain developed in science breakthroughResearchers at Stanford University genetically altered mice to be able to receive and function with human brain cells. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026Wednesday. Facilitator needs to wake early today. What's this? Cat wakes him 20m early. Thanks cat. I think. Even less sleep. Sigh. Yess!!! 😺 Early tuna 😸 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026Tuesday. Facilitator oversleeps. Cat oversleeps. Hmm. Cat and facilitator agree. It's a taking it easy day. 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026Monday. It's grey and damp today. Cat has the perfect solution. Sleep. And non cats? Welcome to the new week. Have a good one From cat. zzz 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026Sunday. Facilitator sits down. mewk! Oops. Sorry cat. He has nearly sat on the end of cat's tail. He was sure it was curled up earlier. It's stretched straight now. Just within sitting distance... 000 0
Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026Saturday. Cat is trying to sleep. But facilitator is making too much noise. She does not enjoy the commotion of breakfast in bed. The clattering of cutlery. The clink of the jar of jam. Perhaps he will stop soon. She curls tighter. And starts to dream. 001 1