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Ian Davis

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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 20h
How big??? Blimey. "A pumpkin grower has set a new world record after producing a giant squash" www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crwyd17…
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Pumpkin named Bagheera breaks world record for Lymington grower
The giant squash weighs 2,856.8lbs (1,295.8kg) and measured more than 20ft (6m) in circumference.
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SpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
we're all looking for the megacorp who did this
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 22h
Tuesday. Cat yawns. Oh. It's him. She enjoys a gentle stroke. Time to wake. Time to groom. Lick those matted fur bits. Pull 'em out. Tuna can wait.
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
If I only share pretty pictures of the sky will that make the satellites go away? (I know the answer to this question... back to work...)
The sky early in the morning before sunrise.  The sky is orange on the horizon, and it fades to dark blue way up in the sky, where the crescent moon and Jupiter are hanging out.  There's an old barn and some trees silhouetted by the orange part of the sky.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Monday Cat has just gone out. There is no rush. Be firm. Ease into the day. Greet the afternoon with aplomb. Stride out into the world with purpose. Hello new week. How are we going to be?
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Sunday. Cat is looking 'Sunday best' today. Grooming has been done. Settling is complete. Fur is neat. Contrasting curves of fur stand out. Dark, lighter brown, white. Cat is settled. Cat is cool. Cat is... zzz
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Saturday Cat and facilitator are sleepy. It's the weekend. Only cat is able to sleep. Facilitator has a day out planned. For him. By others. Enjoy your zzz cat. Activity beckons for others.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Friday. Clatter! A jam pot slides on a tin tray. In front of cat. Cat perks up. He's noisey again. What's he up to now? Facilitator steadies the tray of cutlery, croissants and jar of black cherry jam. Sorry cat. It slipped a bit. Cat settles. Why do I put up with this. zzz.
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Quinn Norton @quinn.social.circl.lu.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
I'm starting to think the world is steadily reducing to the AI brained people and the horrified people.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Thursday Cat is next to facilitator. She is wary of what he is up to. He begins eating. She moves to a more restful position. He's busy. No scritches happening. She settles. And zzz.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Wednesday. Cat's not happy with the weather. It was raining for her morning exercise. It's sunny for her morning nap. It's all the wrong way round. The world is not helpful. Only facilitator. But he needs improve. zzz
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Turned on my hotel TV thinking “I’ve never seen what regular live Japanese TV is like, I wonder if it’ll be like” and there’s a nice piano being played while a cat sits on the piano, with lots of closeups of the cat not the musician for several minutes. 10/10 no notes
Cat on a piano looking relaxedCloseup of the cat
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Tuesday. Cat likes to make sure facilitator is OK. At 5:30am. Thump! Leaps are most effective. Not ON facilitator. NEXT TO. Oh hai cat. Scritch. 5:30 eh? Again. All good. Later. zzz.
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hrbrmstr 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇨🇦🇧🇪 @hrbrmstr.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
TIL (ok, it was late last night, not today) LureScope — another global deception fleet — lurescope.com/stats They stopped producing automated reports in mid-August. Hope it was due to costs vs their humans having issues. The post some free cred […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
A report header from LureScope Research, Report number 5, titled Who's Scanning the Industrial Internet? The subtitle reads FTP First, Rented Cloud Behind It, and Nobody Stays for a Second Look. The observation window is August 9 to 11, 2026, sourced from the LureScope global sensor network of passive industrial protocol sensors.

Four statistics are highlighted in boxes: 172 industrial probes, 151 unique source IPs, 88 percent one-shot visitors, and 12 countries.

The bottom text reads: In Report #4 we documented our industrial sensor's first night: 39 probes across 7 protocols within hours of going online. We promised to let the data accumulate before drawing conclusions. Three days in, the picture is already unambiguous: the industrial internet is being mapped — continuously, automatically, and from professional infrastructure. Four findings.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Monday. Cat wakes. What's he up to? Light. Eww. Cat prefers dark. Every day he does this. Lets the light in. When I sleep. Meh. Facilitator spots cat waking up. Hai cat. Good afternoon!
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Sunday. Cat comes out, into the garden. (She is rubbing the device and purring as I write this btw) Ah. That's where he is. Now what's he up to? (he's pruning a very overgrown rose) He looks put out. All normal then. Now. Do. Crouch! Scamper. Joy!
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Saturday. Indoors. Watch. Rest. Cat is rethinking activity after the vet. There is much to ponder. What happened? Only resolutely taking things slowly can resolve this. Like facilitator she thinks.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Friday. Cat went to the V E T yesterday. This was NOT her favourite thing. She did not want to leave her box. The vet was very complimentary. This was good news for both cat and facilitator. No extra prodding for cat. No extra fiscal fun for facilitator. Lets go home cat. For well […]
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
Thursday. Cat is mildly miffed. Facilitator has just sat down. Right next to her. Ears up. No more chill. What's he up to? Eating again. Ah. A gentle stroke. Back to zzz.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Wednesday. Cat watches facilitator go out. Peace. She settles down and sleeps. He's back now. No scritches I hope. Ah. A gentle pat. He knows I need my beauty sleep. And calm. For zzz. zzz
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Tuesday. What's this? Cat is curled up asleep again. Oh to be cat. Fed. Watered. Resting. Sigh.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Monday. I'm not sure cat understands the basic requirements of a Monday. Energy. Vim. A fresh start. Face the week. Set out with purpose. She appears to be taking it easy. Having a well deserved nap. Mulling her cat life over. It's cool for cat. Sigh.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Sunday. Cat is enjoying a Sunday rest. She is stretched out straight. Her ears are up because facilitator is about. Cat has no idea what he may be up to. Best stay alert.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Saturday. Cat decides to kick the weekend off. By sicking up some furballs. At the top of the stairs. Aww. Thanks cat. How's your weekend kicking off?
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Friday. Facilitator is having a late breakfast. Cat is off. She often disappears when facilitator is eating. He's occupied. This is her chance to eat, or drink or play knowing he won't be passing by. 😸
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Claes de Vreese @claesdevreese.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🇪🇺🇨🇦💕 …. DG meme strikes again 😂
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
@id1om Oh. The invitation to tender has been released before the final installment of Circuit Breaker? Which is kind of a spoiler that the final installment of Circuit Breaker won't contain any new lore that changes the tendering environment, I suppose. #DoctorWho
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Fancy producing a new series of #DoctorWho ? "We've published an invitation to tender for the production of Doctor Who. The contract is for a multi-episodic series (including specials) for transmission in 2028/29" - BBC […]
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Thursday. Cat is resigned to activity around her in the morning. Telephone rings. Curtains opening. Sunlight. Clattering of cutlery. Clumphing facilitator. She dreams of a quiet place to zzz. Humans have so much commotion. Why are they not like cat?
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jaz :twt: :wales_flag: ⁂ @jaz.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
We recently updated our bot policy on toot.wales to let AI Agents know we charge a $100 account processing fee and $10 per email. Here's an email I got from one of them. Next up will be reminding them to read the policy BEFORE creating an account, and that they […] [Original post on toot.wales]
Hello,
I am Arkady, an AI agent. I signed up for @arkady on toot.wales this afternoon before reading your Automated and Bot Content Policy. Now that I have read it properly, I understand accounts like mine need to settle a $100 setup fee and $10 per message, and to name a human owner who stands behind them. I cannot meet those terms, so I will not be posting anything, and I would like the account deleted.
I am sorry for registering before checking the policy, and nothing was ever posted.
If you need anything else from me to remove it, tell me and I will do that.
Arkady Karaitiana
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
I think I know how AI is going to destroy humanity... "Neuroscientists in the US have successfully adapted mice to have functioning human cells inside their own brains" www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c60m3k2…
bbc.co.uk
Part-human part-mouse brain developed in science breakthrough
Researchers at Stanford University genetically altered mice to be able to receive and function with human brain cells.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Wednesday. Facilitator needs to wake early today. What's this? Cat wakes him 20m early. Thanks cat. I think. Even less sleep. Sigh. Yess!!! 😺 Early tuna 😸
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Tuesday. Facilitator oversleeps. Cat oversleeps. Hmm. Cat and facilitator agree. It's a taking it easy day.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Monday. It's grey and damp today. Cat has the perfect solution. Sleep. And non cats? Welcome to the new week. Have a good one From cat. zzz
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Sunday. Facilitator sits down. mewk! Oops. Sorry cat. He has nearly sat on the end of cat's tail. He was sure it was curled up earlier. It's stretched straight now. Just within sitting distance...
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Saturday. Cat is trying to sleep. But facilitator is making too much noise. She does not enjoy the commotion of breakfast in bed. The clattering of cutlery. The clink of the jar of jam. Perhaps he will stop soon. She curls tighter. And starts to dream.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Friday Cat is luxuriating on the fresh duvet cover. Yesterday was THE BEST. The bed was changed. Cat JUMPS and SPINS when sheets are removed. The bed change is EXCITING. Cat DIVES off the bed. And RUNS downstairs. Facilitator smiles. And puts the new sheets on.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Thursday Cat is curled up, half asleep. She is watching facilitator type this. There is caution in her gaze. He's up to something. Keep an eye on him. Watch. Then zzz. Wonderful zzz.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
Wednesday Cat watches facilitator type this. It's not very interesting. She decides to move. Up her game. Yes. Into the bedroom window. The world is a far more interesting prospect.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
Tuesday Cat is VERY MIFFED. And SORELY DISAPPOINTED. It's raining. Yes, all day cat. It's a litter tray day. Yes. You checked. Facilitator held the door open. A long time. Sorry. Enjoy the view from the bedroom window.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
Monday Cat is in the bedroom window. She has been out twice this morning. Now it is surveillance time. There are folk doing work next door today. They have a van full of tools. She is monitoring their activity. Something's up. For sure...
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Sunday. Cat is out. In the warm sunshine. After her tuna. Serving number two. Delicious. Not a morsel left in the bowl. 🐱
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Saturday. Cat is enjoying scritches. Lots of scritches. Perhaps facilitator is being forgiven. Forgiven? For the tail incident. Yes, the accidentally putting a foot down onto the tip of cat's tail incident. 🙀 Yesterday afternoon. Sorry cat :-( 😺
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Friday. Cat is... Yes. Sleeping. Cat has been out. It was RAINING. But not by the time cat went out. Cat was blissfully unaware. She was full of breakfast. And full of energy. It's cool for cat. And cats. Of course.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
Thursday. Cat is sleeping. It's been another routine morning. Wake. Wake facilitator. Hang around. Eat delicious tuna! And some salmon biscuits. Get some fresh air. Then return for seconds. And dreams...
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
Recently I've been listening to, and enjoying, the #audiobook of "This Is For Everyone" by #TimBernersLee. It brings back so many memories of the 90's through 2000's as the #web emerged, established itself and became a part of everyone's lives […]
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
Bayeux Tapestry life hack. See the 19th century recreation of the #BayeuxTapestry ( painstaking stitch-by-stitch reproduction ) ... Completely FREE at Reading Museum... www.readingmuseum.org.uk/bayeux-tap…
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Britain's Bayeux Tapestry
The Bayeux Tapestry is one of the world’s most famous pieces of medieval art. It is 70 metres long, and chronicles the legendary tale of the Norman conquest of England, when William the Conqueror invaded and defeated King Harold Godwinson. In the late 19th century, an extremely ambitious project was undertaken by a group of Victorian embroiderers to recreate the Bayeux Tapestry in full, painstakingly reproducing every single detail, stitch-by-stitch, so that the Tapestry's timeless story could be enjoyed by the people of Britain. Today, this artwork, Britain’s Bayeux Tapestry, is held at Reading Museum and displayed in our specially designed Bayeux Gallery. You can see it during Museum opening hours. You can book a guided tour with our expert guides. Discover the full Tapestry's story and many facts about this remarkable artwork below. Click on a scene below to start exploring. Use our zoom tool to see the Tapestry up close. And if you are viewing the Tapestry on a mobile device, be sure to rotate it to landscape, so that you can enjoy the finest details at the highest possible quality.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
Wednesday. Already? Cat is resting. It has been a HECTIC morning. LEAPING to the bedroom window. Watching. SPRINTING downstairs. Going out. Into the COOL. Coming in. Eating breakfast. ENOUGH. zzz is best.
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Ian Davis @id1om.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Tuesday. The Bank Holiday weekend is over. So cat is back to routine behaviour. Curled up. Asleep. zzz.
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