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Dan the beluga

@icantshutup.bsky.social
575 followers 103 following 9.8K posts

Certified yapper I am your friendly neighborhood beluga 😊 Follow me on threads @danthebeluga I am just here to make somebody’s day if I make only one persons day I’m happy!

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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I got called pretty today Well the exact words were you’re pretty stupid but I like to focus on the positives
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If I’m not joking about something yk I’m not taking it seriously
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rest in peace Pavlov you would’ve loved alarm clocks
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If I’m not joking about something you know I’m not taking it seriously
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Boop 🫵
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Kavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
SQUISHY’S BACK TELL A FRIEND
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
GUESS WHOS BACK BACK AGAIN
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@bethanyblack.bsky.social I found this roaming the internet 🤣🤣 To the tune of hallelujah
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hard take: if you’re a crunchy peanut butter person you’re wrong
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I mean they’re not wrong 😂
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@usdot.bsky.social true or false in the event of your car exploding you will fail your drivers test 🤨🧐
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pawns in chess be like 🚶‍♂️‍➡️🚶‍♂️ “I’m not moving” “Well I’m not moving”
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If a dog poops and then rubs his butt against the carpet is it like using toilet paper?
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What do you call a bear with no teeth A gummy bear Aha aha Please don’t block me lol
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Husky's Dad Joke Reaction
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
why do skeletons never get in a fight 😏 They just don’t have the guts
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Scythekick Ba Dum Tss Drummer
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do you know what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket? Hey watch out im about to kick this bucket 😂
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Husky's Dad Joke Reaction
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What did the angry tailor say to the customer? Suit yourself
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Husky's Dad Joke Reaction
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Self checkout be like 😊 Move your 🗣️HEMROID CREAM🗣️ to the bagging area 😊
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Batman needs to chill lol
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So yeah wth Oreo
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KFC is releasing an Oreo chicken burger with a cookie bun - Dexerto
KFC and Oreo are reversing their fried chicken cookie crossover with a burger featuring Oreo-flavored buns, mashed potatoes, and a fried chicken fillet.
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This person reminded me of sum @gushers they’re not on here crap anyway GUSHERS WHY ARE YOUR GUMMIES ALWAYS SO STICKY LIKE I DONT WANT ALLAT I WOULD LOVE AND ENJOY GUSHERS MORE IF THEY WERENT SO STICKY BRO
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Eating fruit snacks ama
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social need confirmation 🤣🤣
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cool beans
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Husky's Dad Joke Reaction
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Q: how do you I know I haven’t met you A: if you have met me you would have a “I met Dan the beluga and all I got was this stupid shirt” shirt
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sorry you can’t handle all this I’m taking the break rooms remote hope you like Fox News Hope this email finds you before I do Beluga 🩵
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hate when that happens
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did you know if you turn the volume up on your phone the music becomes louder but here’s the twist if you turn the volume down on your phone the music becomes quieter
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No caption needed
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Anybody wanna have a tickle fight?
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When I get overstimulated at work I like to take tummy time on my boss’s desk
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bluesky was invented by John Bluesky when he was on twitter he tripped and fell and saw the color of the sky
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They grow up so fast
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A robot has beaten Usian Bolt's record? So what. So has my car.
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
For some reason my feed is mostly jac so ig he’s gonna be my whole content for today 🤷‍♂️ I’ll just go screw myself Bluesky 😂😂
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
if you’re sad just remember otters
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bro was not kidding
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
With this news I’m starting my own show. It’s called red lamp. It’s not about a superhero it’s just where you stare at a red lamp on screen for 30 minutes
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gooooooood mornnnning Hope everybody has a splendid day Please keep all arms and legs inside the blue sky app at all times Don’t die And enjoy the ride
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Good Morning Spider-Man Cartoon Greeting
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@dumbasssauce69.bsky.social thanks for putting me in your silly little starter pack
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Winston is starting school tomorrow! (Don’t look at the background tab)
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Guys check out my favorite Etsy page he make designs for people who: - need coffee to function - don’t enjoy unnecessary conversations - overthink a lot - and mentally leave work 3 hours before their shift ends Featuring one very tired white cat🐈☕ Examples in comments www.etsy.com/shop/BadMeowCo
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BadMeowCo - Etsy
Shop Bad Meow Co by BadMeowCo located in Chile.
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey friends what is everybody up to today
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey guys Ms. beluga is having a hard time at work can yall send me your favorite memes to make her feel better? Thank you!
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Have yall heard about the power outage in Gary Indiana? Couldn’t we just get some comically large hamster wheels?
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Useful facts with Dan the beluga number 1: Did you know squirrels can climb trees faster than they can run on the ground
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Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guys what does hru stand for?
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