Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I got called pretty today Well the exact words were you’re pretty stupid but I like to focus on the positives 0131
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If I’m not joking about something yk I’m not taking it seriously 051
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Rest in peace Pavlov you would’ve loved alarm clocks 050
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If I’m not joking about something you know I’m not taking it seriously 020
Reposted by Dan the belugaKavzar The Blind @kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social · 05/09/2026SQUISHY’S BACK TELL A FRIEND 011
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026@bethanyblack.bsky.social I found this roaming the internet 🤣🤣 To the tune of hallelujah 040
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!' 170
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hard take: if you’re a crunchy peanut butter person you’re wrong 040
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026@usdot.bsky.social true or false in the event of your car exploding you will fail your drivers test 🤨🧐 040
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Pawns in chess be like 🚶♂️➡️🚶♂️ “I’m not moving” “Well I’m not moving” 180
Reposted by Dan the belugaDan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If a dog poops and then rubs his butt against the carpet is it like using toilet paper? 152
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What do you call a bear with no teeth A gummy bear Aha aha Please don’t block me lolstatic.klipy.comHusky's Dad Joke ReactionALT: Husky's Dad Joke Reaction 030
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026why do skeletons never get in a fight 😏 They just don’t have the gutsstatic.klipy.comScythekick Ba Dum Tss DrummerALT: Scythekick Ba Dum Tss Drummer 010
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Do you know what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket? Hey watch out im about to kick this bucket 😂static.klipy.comHusky's Dad Joke ReactionALT: Husky's Dad Joke Reaction 010
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What did the angry tailor say to the customer? Suit yourselfstatic.klipy.comHusky's Dad Joke ReactionALT: Husky's Dad Joke Reaction 120
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Self checkout be like 😊 Move your 🗣️HEMROID CREAM🗣️ to the bagging area 😊 040
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026So yeah wth Oreodexerto.comKFC is releasing an Oreo chicken burger with a cookie bun - DexertoKFC and Oreo are reversing their fried chicken cookie crossover with a burger featuring Oreo-flavored buns, mashed potatoes, and a fried chicken fillet. 030
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This person reminded me of sum @gushers they’re not on here crap anyway GUSHERS WHY ARE YOUR GUMMIES ALWAYS SO STICKY LIKE I DONT WANT ALLAT I WOULD LOVE AND ENJOY GUSHERS MORE IF THEY WERENT SO STICKY BRO 120
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026@yourcatbuttface.bsky.social need confirmation 🤣🤣 181
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Cool beansstatic.klipy.comHusky's Dad Joke ReactionALT: Husky's Dad Joke Reaction 020
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Q: how do you I know I haven’t met you A: if you have met me you would have a “I met Dan the beluga and all I got was this stupid shirt” shirt 040
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Sorry you can’t handle all this I’m taking the break rooms remote hope you like Fox News Hope this email finds you before I do Beluga 🩵 020
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Did you know if you turn the volume up on your phone the music becomes louder but here’s the twist if you turn the volume down on your phone the music becomes quieter 181
Reposted by Dan the belugaJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/08/2026When I get overstimulated at work I like to take tummy time on my boss’s desk 312941
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Bluesky was invented by John Bluesky when he was on twitter he tripped and fell and saw the color of the sky 171
Reposted by Dan the belugaElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026A robot has beaten Usian Bolt's record? So what. So has my car. 1165874
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026For some reason my feed is mostly jac so ig he’s gonna be my whole content for today 🤷♂️ I’ll just go screw myself Bluesky 😂😂 030
Reposted by Dan the beluga✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 24/08/2026if you’re sad just remember otters 913333
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026With this news I’m starting my own show. It’s called red lamp. It’s not about a superhero it’s just where you stare at a red lamp on screen for 30 minutes 150
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Gooooooood mornnnning Hope everybody has a splendid day Please keep all arms and legs inside the blue sky app at all times Don’t die And enjoy the ridestatic.klipy.comGood Morning Spider-Man Cartoon GreetingALT: Good Morning Spider-Man Cartoon Greeting 050
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026@dumbasssauce69.bsky.social thanks for putting me in your silly little starter pack 050
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Winston is starting school tomorrow! (Don’t look at the background tab) 140
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Guys check out my favorite Etsy page he make designs for people who: - need coffee to function - don’t enjoy unnecessary conversations - overthink a lot - and mentally leave work 3 hours before their shift ends Featuring one very tired white cat🐈☕ Examples in comments www.etsy.com/shop/BadMeowCoetsy.comBadMeowCo - EtsyShop Bad Meow Co by BadMeowCo located in Chile. 260
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hey guys Ms. beluga is having a hard time at work can yall send me your favorite memes to make her feel better? Thank you! 571
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Have yall heard about the power outage in Gary Indiana? Couldn’t we just get some comically large hamster wheels? 150
Dan the beluga @icantshutup.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Useful facts with Dan the beluga number 1: Did you know squirrels can climb trees faster than they can run on the ground 160