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“She’s MOODY. Now she needs a nap!” Denmark She / Her

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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Indeed. 3 nights back to back. I went last night and it was sooo good
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but there are still tickets for The Weeknd in Stockholm tonight and tomorrow and trust me you want to go.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🫠
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Selvfølgelig gjorde han det. Gud forbyde at man brugte det til at tale lidt om at udvikle noget kritisk sans.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Og hvad, pray tell, er det store billede? At vores politikere hopper i med begge ben hurtigere end man kan nå at sige “påvirkningsoperation”?
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In Soviet Russia, smoke detects you
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Me: *bikes home* Weather:
Blue sky with light clouds
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Me: *gets off work and bikes to the water for a swim.* The weather:
Dark clouds and wind in trees
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Madonna? Is that you?
Magenta fabric on the ground next to building materials.
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Dagens ETC @etc.se · 02/08/2026
”Så här ser etnisk rensning ut när omvärlden inte gör något.”
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Ingen kan säga att Israel bara försvarar sig
Så här ser etnisk rensning ut när omvärlden inte gör något.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I couldn’t help but wonder: Is Euphoria S3 Actually Worse Than the Sex & the City Reboot? In this essay I will
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Look I'm not some strategic genius, but as far as I can tell Israel is gonna keep doing this until Trump finally decides to put boots on the ground in Tehran or much much worse. They start bombing the moment a deal is whispered about, even if it's a fake deal.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Euphoria is getting straight up embarrassing. Glad they put Nate out of his misery though. He never really did recover from that lobotomy.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Måske er de bare fucking trætte og har brug for et break?
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Not now, Chtulu. Not now.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Højdramatik på en tirsdag!
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Those 30 seconds where I can’t find my phone in my bag and start sweating because I think I might have forgotten it on the train… again 😮‍💨
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
dating advice for men: be nice to women
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This overstimulated introvert spent two hours just laying in bed with my eyes closed today, resting my brain. It was the best ever.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Or (and likely both) we were able to learn about and connect with other people that felt like we do and thus feel less like weirdos for not wanting kids and enable us to stand on that instead of succumbing to the pressure.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
UGLER 😍🥹😭
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
More appropriate actually
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
*fetal. Although a feral position does sound more fun tbh.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’ve been on a world trip with other people for 5 days straight. My introverted ass needs to lie in a feral position.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
✋🏻
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social I feel like The Rules of Everything renders all the other rules books obsolete. Did he finally just write The One Book?
Various books on an airport bookshelf by Richard Templar, with titles “The Rules of…” wealth, thinking, life, etc. The last book is called “The Rules of Everything”
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Meanwhile, the UK is in a panic about arabic anti-semitism. It’s almost as if…
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Girl same. Det var humørsvingningerne her, men jeez.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Just woke up from a dream where me and the WHAM! guys were driving along a beautiful coast stopping for swims along the way. It would have been really nice except I was only there because George was trying to pimp me out to Andy and they were acting like rich entitled old men and it was gross.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I feel like men (notallmen™️) of all standings have mastered this for quite some time.
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Øystein Hellesøe Brekke @oysteib.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Etter invasjonen av Ungarn i 1956 flykta 200 000 ungarar frå landet. Kvar minste avkrok i Europa tok imot ungarske flyktningar. No er dei sjølve eit land som skryt av å ikkje ta inn flyktningar. Håpar dei kan ta eit steg tilbake mot europeiske vetdiar i dag.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Y’all why does all my Labrinth music say Brian Fallon what tf is going on? Like I know he’s out of Euphoria but what?!?
Screenshots from Tidal showing Labrinth’s music under the name Brian Fallon
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Idgaf I will die on this hill
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
No it’s not. It’s because “I CAN FIX HIM”
Picture of Ilya Rozanov from Heated Rivalry in a leopard print shirt. Caption says “The reason why Millennial women love Ilya is because he understands the importance of a cute going out top”
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I just read the sentence “damn this movie’s a lil Gay, lemme sit in some dick” and it might honestly be the best thing I’ve ever read. (From @herreraimages.bsky.social: Post)
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/03/2026
I don't know if anybody has told you this today, but shut up 🫶
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
8 March: *exists* Men:
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
In sum: Baby girl, he’s playing you. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
And yes I get all the flutters from HR as well. I am after all, a cis woman who identified as straight growing up. But baby, remember it’s all fiction. I know it feels sooo good when you get that crumb, but please. Leave him alone. You won’t save or fix him. He doesn’t need it. He’s fine.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Obviously I have no clue about relationship dynamics and/or archetypes in male gaydom. There is the added layer of coming out and I don’t want to belittle that experience. I don’t know if HR is representative in that sense. But I know a straight woman trope when I see one.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Or you moved on yourself, with someone who actually loved and valued you. Good for you baby girl 🩷 Anyway, most of us know in this day and age that that guy does not exist. With Heated Rivalry we get to pretend that he does all over again. He really DID love us. He really WAS scared of his feelings.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The thing is, of course, it wasn’t real. In real life he eventually got into a real relationship with someone else and you were left wondering why it wasn’t you. Unless of course you faced the fact that he wasn’t actually “complicated” or “scared of his feelings”. He just wasn’t that into you.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We were RAISED on that shit. Every fucking rom-com or rom drama. Even Sex & The City which was supposed to portray women and relationships differently, ended that way. And because of it, we hung around and lived off of crumbs for years. You know who I’m talking about baby. Yes him.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
How I Knew Heated Rivalry Was Written By A Straight Woman Without Having To Look It Up: A Thread 🧵 The trope of the ever so mysterious, emotionally unavailable man who plays you like a fiddle for years and then, after almost losing you, suddenly turns around and realises his great love for you.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Are you an EU citizen? Please sign for the EU to end its trade deal with Israel eci.ec.europa.eu/055/public/
eci.ec.europa.eu
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Whoops might be time to leave
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Men det er altså også lidt sjovt
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Yay you!!!
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This is why my aunt, an alcoholic, walked in, realised what it was, said ‘nope’, turned around and walked back out again.
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Iben @ibeneser.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Men are not OK I’m telling you
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