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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The only member of Congress who didn't go to college and couldn't spell it if he had eight tries.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[writing his name in every notebook I find in case it turns out it's a Death Note]

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What a time to be alive (derogatory)!

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This truly is a golden era for people addicted to complaining. That and online gambling.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Immutable laws of the universe: Death Taxes Your new neighbors throwing a loud-ass party on a Sunday night for some reason

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And that's why we don't talk about the club...you know...the one with the fighting? The Fight Club? We don't even say it out loud, because...damn it!

Random line from a movie that fans of it instantly know.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You know things are bad out there when sandwich shops have to post affirmations on the wall just to keep their customers from getting suicidal before their turkey subs arrive.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm just going to eat some pizza tonight and try to forget who is running things.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not a religious guy, but maybe a massive flood would help?

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The older I get, the less ridiculous the Tom Hanks taking a very, very, very long leak scene in "A League of Their Own" seems.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"We're calling it Super Duper Intelligence now."

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I might start bringing one in, just so I can explain to my wife after the fact why we'll never get to retire.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It would be a relief if iced coffee was the reason I didn't get that job. Way better than people just straight up not liking me.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No Hannibal? Finally, the New York Times has gone too far.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Top 3 Pennsylvania Souvenir T-shirts: - Liberty Bell - Rocky statue - Data centers

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Sure, we're corrupt, amoral warmongers, but at least we're destroying the economy."

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Few public figures have fallen farther faster in my esteem than Mike Rowe.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Do it myself? Why, when I could hand planning my next vacation and my kid's surgical appointment to a system so dumb its mobile website and app are completely incompatible? I wouldn't trust Mark Zuckerberg to find the head hole on a T-shirt.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ah, yes, giving all of your sensitive information to Facebook's AI system. What, you couldn't wait for Geocities or Pets dot com to create an AI agent?

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If someone texts you they're "in the zone" and it turns out it's an AutoZone, you are legally obligated to block their number.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My Brain: Big day tomorrow. You ready for this, Body? My Body: Absolutely. We can't screw this up. Let's do this, Brain. Simultaneously: Let's make sure he can't sleep at all so tomorrow is a disaster!

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Thank you :) With one success under my belt, I'm planning to make the English muffins for tomorrow's breakfast, which will also end up under my belt.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Once again, unless this is an entirely egg-based society, we're in trouble.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

@ryeisenberg.bsky.social's book is so easy to follow and perfect for folks who like a little bread, but don't want entire loaves to go to waste following a massive recipe.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

A huge shout out to @ryeisenberg.bsky.social for her book, "Small-Batch Breads." I've never been a confident baker, but I made these kaiser rolls today.

Small-Batch Breads by Rebecca Eisenberg, available now!

One Large Kaiser Roll, except it's two smaller ones (the recipe said it was okay!), so my wife and I can each have a nice sandwich later.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I can fly if you don't take gravity into account.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Oh, so it's a medical stick up his ass.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"do you want to come back and get it? Or should I just credit it for your next order?" Bold of you to assume that I will be ordering from you ever again.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Having a big chunk of your takeout order (just an entire cheeseburger and side) not included is already frustrating, but now that gas is back to almost $4 a gallon, it is extra infuriating to have to make two trips.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Joker wasn't actually crazy until he missed that last shot and started foaming at the mouth.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

[getting fired from the police department] COMMISSIONER: ...and when you were arresting him, you said, "We've got a warrant..." ME: "with special guest Firehouse," yes sir.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: 30 Odd Foot of Runts

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What if we just had hella saffron? Or, like, a rich vein of naturally occurring gravy?

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just think how great we could be if our two main natural resources were something other than corruption and willful ignorance.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Well, they've already nailed "Be Unable to Govern."

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 11/09/2026

i bet laying on a hot dog roller at the gas station feels amazing

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Mentos: The Freshmaker" was such a banger.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think it's okay to do as much as you can do without going insane and not beat yourself up over the rest.

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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 10/09/2026

The United States: where giving a frail voter waiting in the Georgia sun a glass of water is punishable by a year in prison, but the president can offer everyone $5k to vote for his party.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Both are go-tos for a reason. If you're looking for a different spot, Trapper's Fish Camp is top-tier for fried everything. Their chicken-fried steak is great and their fried chicken is a contender for best in the city. Fried seafood is their focus, but those skills work just as well on land.

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I Ate Oklahoma @iateoklahoma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So we all drive our egg cars that run on eggshells to our egg-powered offices where the egg-conditioner is running full blast, eat egg salad on egg bread, drive to our homes made of eggs and put our unhatched children to sleep. Now, if this *isn't* an egg-based economy, we could be in trouble.

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