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@iannlou.bsky.social
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Former aether pirate laid low by sky kraken's & gin. Crash landed in Cambridge. Fan of Liverpool FC, coffee & steampunk. Opinions expressed may be mine.

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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 6h
We have a new measurement of fleeting time: 1 Zacharia equals 2.2 Scaramucci’s.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 6h
Or it’s a very unsubtle attempt to divert attention from the fact his pal, Agent Krasov, restricted access to his satellites to aid his KGB controller in his illegal war on Ukraine.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 14h
And 3 Weeks Before An Election, Shameful racist fascist Trump.......
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 6h
I see that liar Katie Zacharia has been fired after after just 5 days - or .46 of a Scaramucci - when even the #SenilePeadophileImbecile grasped that she was an incompetent, incoherent, smeghead. Which is odd, as a mendacious waste of a wank, she fitted right in with the rest of his cabinet ghouls.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 17h
On this date 192 years ago the Palace of Westminster, the original Houses of Parliament, was almost completely destroyed by fire, caused by the burning of obsolete Treasury tally sticks. Only Westminster Hall & a handful of other parts of the old palace survived the conflagration.
Artist's impression of the original Palace of Westminster engulfed in flames.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
In fact so much crap, I ran out of things with wheels to load and had to wait for some to be transferred onto the vans before I could load up again.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Knackered! Loaded a shit load of, now-surplus, supplies yesterday (4-5 trolly-loads) of paper, envelopes, binding supplies etc. More than double that this morning, including heavy machinery. All now gone and, effectively, my job with them after more than 21 years. 12 working days left.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Positives: We got the 3 points we came for Florian, Kostas, Lewis, Trey, Jeremy, Ronald & Rio all played well - in fact there were no truly awful performances, but they stood out. Bradley got the match ball. Negatives: Conceding 3 sloppy/soft goals. The next game will be much harder. ##YNWA
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#ComeOnYouRedmen Let's get Sunday out of our system & come home with the points. ##YNWA #JFT97 #FO20
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
On this day 960 years ago, on a hill in Sussex, the course of English history was decisively changed. And the whole thing was live-threaded by a group of ladies loaded with amphetamines. #IShotAnArrowInTheAir
The death of Harold Godwinson at the Battle of Hastings depicted on the   Bayeux Tapestry.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Zelenskyy: We will continue to bomb Russian data centres. Republicans: Zelenskyy is attempting to interfere in the US midterms! Which quite an admission by the #GuardiansOfPeadophiles ...
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Apparently they have a number of other targets … sorry, data centres, that they have been rerouting the trollbots through but it has reduced traffic a lot. Though some of the far-right smegslurpers excuses have been a hilarious variation on “You wouldn’t know her. She goes to a different school.”
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When he did it, millions of Soviet trollbots, who have been pushing disinformation on behalf of the #GuardiansOfPeadophiles, vanished overnight. Just before the mid-terms & while his approval rating is plumbing the largest depths outside the Marianas Trench. [2/2]
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The reason Agent Krasov is calling for new leadership in Ukraine? Zelenskyy told the #SenilePeadophileImbecile that he was going to turn Russian bot farms into smoking craters. [1/2]
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Happy Ada Lovelace Day everyone
Images of Ada Lovelace from "The Thrilling Adventures of Lovelace and Babbage: The (Mostly) True Story of the First Computer" by Sydney Padua
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=cXR5... ❤️ 20 truths ❤️
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20 Lessons on Tyranny: by Timothy Snyder / read by John Lithgow
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Umerica used to say they won the Cold War. But Russia has recently won the peace. By the startingly simple measure of just purchasing a narcissistic sociopath & thus the Oval Office.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sadly, even if the appeal fails, they’ll likely merely get a slap on the wrist (e.g. a £200m fine & 2 window transfer ban) as the corrupt premier league needs them to sell their debased product worldwide. Though doing so will destroy its commercial credibility.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dumdits are asking what Putin’s creature will do if the Democrats win “bigly” in the midterms. It’s simple: he’ll claim there was missive fraud, tell his craven Baldrick’s to deny seating the new members before bombing Iran again and/or threatening to and/or annexe Canada or Greenland again.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bernie Speaks Truth To Trump And AI Billionaires......
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I hope the travelling fans enjoy the European adventures because our form means that we’ll be closer to the championship than the champions league @ the end of the season. Which will lead to an exodus of our good players + the useless ones like Wirtz (who has had plenty of time to prove himself).
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Another game, another purchased success by a bunch of cheating crooks. And you just know that, even if the appeal fails, they will merely get a slap on the wrist as the crooked league need the bent bastards to flog their corrupt product.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Looking at the points, it’s quite possible that George Russell won’t be second to his teammate but will fall to fifth or worse. Not even the bridesmaid.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The difference between Zelenskyy & Agent Krasov: the former is regularly kicking the war criminal Tsar’s arse while the latter is constantly kissing it.
Putin walking down a corridor with his dog, DJT, on a leash.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The FIA seems convinced that they can hold races in a war zone. Which seems mad. Not least because Agent Krasov will restart attacks on Iran after the mid-terms. Either they know something we don’t or they are unwilling to have to compensate the promoters & are just crossing their fingers it’s OK.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mathematically Kimi Antonalli can claim his 1st World Championship in Austin but its probably more likely he'll win it in Mexico City.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#ComeOnYouRedmen Let's batter Sham Cheaty & send them home with our derisive laughter ringing in their ears. #YNWA #JFT97 #FO20
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mango man-baby who started a war (which is currently 7 months old) and at one point threatened to wipe his opponents off the map, is furious that he wasn’t considered for the Nobel PEACE prize
Trump throwing a toddler tantrum
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This 👇
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We cross now live to the White House as the #ComboverCaligula receives news that Navanethem Pillay has won this year's Nobel Peace Prize.
Trump as a baby having a tantrum
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What Say You, MAGA.......?
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@Peg33 @peg33.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Angie @angieshepherdgirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As Agent Krasov pledges to fund Putin’s war machine in Ukraine, the Secretary of War Crimes, Pete Kegsbreath, promises to live-stream a snuff video to kids …
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As Agent Krasov pledges to fund Putin’s war machine in Ukraine, the Secretary of War Crimes, Pete Kegsbreath, promises to live-stream a snuff video to kids …
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Charlie’s new marmalade tastes odd.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’d be like fucking Usaun Bolt if somebody told him there was an unopened beer keg at the finish.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is the political wing of Crypto Currency creeps talking about launching their own TV channel when they already have GBeebies? Is it an attempt to get rid of the millions they got “gifted”? Is GBeebies about to close (1 of its backers getting tired of the continual losses)? Is it both?
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d rather meet the lettuce.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Always likely after the engine went kaput last weekend that he’d need a new unit(s). It never rains but it pours for George. Kimi on the other hand has got one hand and a couple of fingers on the trophy. The only question is at which race he’ll claim the title.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The person responsible for carrying out the totally independent investigation into Reform and clearing the party of all wrongdoing has been identified.
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Autumn Weather Module Installation: ›››››››››››››››››››››››››››››››››››››››››› Installation complete. El Nino Sub-Module Downloading: .........
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iannlou.bsky.social @iannlou.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'Hi Kemi. It's Michelle from Mone Defensive Procurement. I understand you are interested in our Iron Sky-shield system. The cost? About the same as a modest 120 foot yacht."
Tory Baroness Michelle Mone on the phone
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