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Ian Betteridge

@ianbetteridge.com
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He of the eponymous law. FRSA. Good at writing and sums. Degrowther, and not a fan of capitalism. Your pal. The Eye of Sauron, but for headlines. Made by socialism and immigration, which seems to annoy people. Come for the headlines, stay for the Gramsci.

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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 28/09/2026
When are they going to realise that taking a load of fuel into space, which they then have to carry back down again in order to do that lovely vertical landing stuff, is actually a really terrible idea?
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David Blanchflower BSc @davidbflower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starship splashdown ends in fireball. The usual. 🔭 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
bbc.co.uk
Watch: Starship splashdown ends in fireball
The mission was supposed to last 10 hours, but SpaceX announced it was ending after 90 minutes.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 28/09/2026
So let me get this right... SpaceX's "successful" orbital launch of Starship lost an engine in flight, was cut from a planned six orbits to two (and SpaceX isn't saying why), neither part is reusable, and the top part blew up on splashdown.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 27/09/2026
I think that's an easy "no"
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 27/09/2026
Oh Nilai, why must you test me so? www.theverge.com/podcast/1000...
theverge.com
Cloudflare’s mission to save the web from AI… with AI
Making money is easy. Making it go to the right people is hard.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 26/09/2026
I’ll be the judge of that! (Yes)
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 25/09/2026
Good on Andy Carroll for talking about this publicly www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Former England player Andy Carroll reveals he was sexually assaulted in 2021
Andy Carroll has said in his autobiography he was sexually assaulted by a man at his home during his second spell at Newcastle in 2021
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
londondaily.com
Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Heartbreaking VIDEO for all my cis followers on here (please share with any other cis people you may know) It’s about Andy Burnham’s new Transphobic Section 28 in schools and the harm caused to one trans child as a result. I never say this but I will now; Please watch don’t scroll.
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Trans kids are no longer safe in UK schools
YouTube video by Cool2BTrans
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force. Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon. Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.
opb.org
Oregon data centers by the numbers: 111 facilities consume nearly one-quarter of state’s power, according to new report
A first-of-its-kind report details the footprint of the controversial facilities.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 19/09/2026
The hero we need
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 19/09/2026
One of the things which always gets me is that people highlight AI mistakes in a world where 4% of the population of the US believes the Earth is flat.
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katie @supermathskid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really need a job, if anybody knows of somewhere looking to hire a good writer with connections in scientific academia and a few random folks in government please lemme know
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let’s bring some cheer to the timeline, this guy is now ostracised, divorced and a nonentity
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 18/09/2026
It's really about never wanting your child to become an adult.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 18/09/2026
And parents also complain their kids aren't growing up. I just find this so, so weird. Maybe it's a background thing, but I was treated as an adult when I was 16, able to make my own decisions, and I did (right and not-so-right). Maybe it's age: my dad left school and started work at 14.
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Gav @antihippy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a fine @ianbetteridge.com example
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 13/09/2026
There are now so many of them who will be first up against the wall once the revolution comes that I really am going to have to start building a very big wall soon :)
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 13/09/2026
I'm imagining the reaction of all those old Brexiteers who thought the "colonies" would be running into the arms of the old country once we were no longer part of "the EU superstate which robbed us of the Empire". Apoplexy in Telegraph land.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 13/09/2026
It would be somewhat ironic if Canada ended up with a closer relationship to the EU than Britain.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 13/09/2026
Privatisation probably caused more long term damage to the health of the British economy than anything else in the past 60 years. Far from making things more efficient, it guaranteed both low investment in infrastructure and more or less guaranteed profits for large companies.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 13/09/2026
It’s amazing how many contenders there are!
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 13/09/2026
Honestly, how fucking stupid is this man?
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Matthew Cobb @matthewcobb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Betteridge’s Second Law.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 13/09/2026
Good post as always. One thing that always riles me about the whole "snowflakes" thing is that it's not young people who get upset because, for example, they might have to use different pronouns. It's the right. As always, whatever they accuse others of, that's what they are.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 12/09/2026
They test me.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 12/09/2026
Well tbf it's still charging
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 12/09/2026
Anyone with the wherewithall to donate £36m to a political party should not be allowed to donate a single penny to a political party.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 12/09/2026
OK kids, I'm going to haul that old Microsoft Surface Duo out of the drawer and charge it up. Let's see how it goes.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
The thing liberals fundamentally don't understand is that trans people are losing rights they already had. We're not asking for more, we're asking not to lose what we already had for decades. Most sports leagues and the Olympics had inclusion criteria for decades without issue.
Screenshot of an X (formerly Twitter) exchange discussing political pragmatism and the Overton window.
The initial post by onion person (@CantEverDie) reads:
> "doesn't matter, this is about what the right is able to push with the overton window. first its democrats needing to disavow trans women in sports to get elected, next it'll be agreeing to ban access to HRT to get elected. we've seen how this plays out"
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A reply from Nick Pappas (@NickAPappas) reads:
> "Are you insane? The Overton window didn’t even include this discussion until recently. The public has never been in favor of desegregating the sports by sex.
> Personally I’m glad Barack Obama ran against gay marriage in 2008. Not because that was the right position, or one he even actually held, but because he knew the public wasn’t with him on it. If he hadn’t won he wouldn’t have been able to appoint 2 of the justices who ultimately voted in the majority for Obergefell.
> Lincoln in 1860 didn’t even run on abolishing slavery! He just wanted to stop its expansion. And thankfully he did that and won because a more extreme and morally correct position would have lost. As a result he was able to win the Civil War and push through the 13 amendment.
> Political practicality is the entire history of progress in America. There’s no other way."
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Matt spent the last few years doing a bad Elon Musk impersonation and it looks like the board finally had enough. I can only guess that it’s because the money is running out. Boards tolerate a lot so long as the money is flowing. www.404media.co/wordpress-au...
404media.co
Automattic CEO Matt Mullenweg Put on 'Leave of Absence'
Mullenweg, co-founder of WordPress, wrote in a company-wide Slack messages on Wednesday, viewed by 404 Media, that board members "conspired" behind his back to vote to put him on leave.
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Colin Murray @colinmurray.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New in the Ulsterisation of UK national life. If the authorities don't confront far right paramilitaries in part of the state, expect this sort of group in other parts of the state to want a piece of the same action.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 09/09/2026
Did I just imagine section 7 of the Public Order Act 2023?
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 09/09/2026
John Ternus needs to apologise to me personally. By immediately sending me an iPhone Duo.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 09/09/2026
Single-use folding phones
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 09/09/2026
I have both the first one and the second. Every now and then I take them out of a draw and stroke them.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 09/09/2026
Thing is, the Surface Duo was absolutely my favourite Android (sort of) foldable, because of its ergonomics - shape, form, and so on. I always wanted an iPhone which had the same. Bastards. Stop making things I like.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 09/09/2026
Look that outer display to inner display transition is just beautiful. God damn you Apple.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 09/09/2026
It’s very “the director has made me practice this walk 199990907 times“
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 09/09/2026
Crap I might actually have to buy a new Watch
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 09/09/2026
I don’t know how does the wardrobe for Apple events, but they are always VERY on point.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally they came for the Daily Mail and my irony meter just packed up and left and I never heard from it again.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For a sign of how absurd this is, *Theodor Herzl* did not observe dietary laws particularly closely, did not keep Shabbat, and was not in any way religious!
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 09/09/2026
God I love that.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 09/09/2026
I'm not totally clear on why someone who has just left a company falls into the category of "trying desperately to sell a product".
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 09/09/2026
Oh it will be a turning point. But the right wing coverage will now pivot to: 1. It's too late, there's nothing we can do, so we should do nothing. 2. It demonstrates the needs for ever-stronger borders, as we don't want the global south fleeing to us. We would rather they drowned/baked.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think I noted during the recent Belfast riots that a certain kind of man is not really interested in protecting women & girls; he's interested in protecting the exclusive right of his kind of man to abuse and control women and girls.
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Baj Mihal @bajmihal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The @ianbetteridge.com's law of headlines has never applied more than for this one:
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kestrus.bsky.social @kestrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the critical processes are too important for competitive tender then they're too important to be dependent on a private overseas company!
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