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That Old Guy with the Beard

@IanAMartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2026
A second batch of #ShareYourGames images from today’s play-through. #MassEffectLegendaryEdition #MassEffect #ME1
A tank-like planetary explorer with the text "M35" is in a rocky canyon, facing a circular metallic platform further back into a shadowed area.A woman in a green and black futuristic armoured suit stands in front of a blue and yellow sphere.A woman in a green and black futuristic armoured suit, as well as a large figure in a similar suit coloured dark great and blue, stand in front of a blue and yellow sphere.A futuristic tank-like planetary explorer with six wheels on a rocky terrain under a reddish sky with a bright orange planet and a smaller blue planet.
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2026
Remember; these are REAL communications between æroplanes and the ground.
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Geo Saich @geos.social.seattle.wa.us.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2026
I am SO fking sick of Entry Level job postings with requirments of 2 year, 3 years, 5 years experince. F.U.! What you mean is we want someone experienced, who can jump right in, but we want to pay you shite. Cut the B.S., just say you want to underpay and undervalue applicants. 🤬
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2026
Evidence of today’s efforts in 2nd play-through of “Mass Effect (Legendary Edition).” Here we see Commander Ridley Shepard in the Argos Rho galaxy on the Phoenix system planet Tuntau. She and Lt Kaidan are helping Wrex get his family armour back from some […] [Original post on thecanadian.social]
Three figures wearing armour, one white, one green, and one dark, stand on a stone staircase with dark brown lines leading up to a dark, flat top. We are looking slightly down at them. Three figures wearing armour, one white, one green, and one dark, stand on a stone staircase with yellow lines leading up to a dark, flat top. We are looking upwards at them.
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Emily Lowan (she/her) @emilylowan.bsky.social · 26/10/2026
White supremacists at the Legislature. A Nazi flag in Saanich. I am horrified & heartbroken for BC’s marginalized communities. We stand with everyone targeted by this hate, and will fight tirelessly for a province where everyone can live a safe, dignified life.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
Garak: With a competent and highly trained team under them any nitwit can call themself a leader
Garak: With a competent and highly trained team under them any nitwit can call themself a leader
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Emily Lowan (she/her) @emilylowan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Folding on life-saving measures is bad — folding on them because *Ken Sim* asked you to is worse. When will the cowardice of the BC NDP end?
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B.C. health minister says overdose prevention site in Vancouver's Yaletown not proceeding | CBC News
B.C.'s health minister said Thursday that an overdose prevention site in Vancouver's Yaletown neighbourhood will not be proceeding, after backlash from the city's mayor and other groups.
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Emily Lowan (she/her) @emilylowan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
American billionaires are buying up record amounts of farmland in BC. While provinces like Quebec have put heavy restrictions on foreign ownership, we’re watching some of the richest men in America make huge speculative purchases - pushing out locals and taking valuable land from farmers.
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swisslet @swisslet.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
What an extraordinary human. I pity the fool, etc. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/20…
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2026
Today’s evidence of my second play-through of “Mass Effect (Legendary Edition)”, showing Ridley Shepard fighting for Noble Causes™!! #ShareYourGames #ME1 #MassEffectLegendaryEdition #MassEffect
A Thresher Maw (a kind of dragon worm cross, with blue eyes and a long, dark beard or something) erupts from under a reddish, barren landscape, with a vehicle with six wheels nearby.Three figures in dark, futuristic armour stand in a desert-like environment. They are looking up at us.
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
❝ The original Twitter with its character limits was nothing. With bumper stickers, a sentiment had to be packed into a dozen words or less or it was just a blur. “America: Love it or leave it.” That one rode around the country widely in the 1970s, a divisive time with anger over war, soaring […]
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 25/10/2026
“Cyclists are often perceived as recklessly flaunting road laws. A new study challenges this perception. The study found only 5% of cyclists broke road rules while riding on bike infrastructure versus 66% of motorists who broke rules while driving.” Safe bike infrastructure fuels rule-following.
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Cyclists break road laws much less frequently than motorists - Canadian Cycling Magazine
Study finds 5 per cent of cyclists versus 66 per cent of drivers disobey road laws
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Massimo :bot: @rainmaker1973.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
This horse waited his whole life for this moment. In 1997, a horse jumped over a fence and joined the peloton of the of the Critérium International, eventually passing it, leaving the race only 20 km from the finish line.
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
Justin McElroy breaks down the reasons British Columbia will return to the politics of the 1980s. [:: sigh ::] www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-colu…
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Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
Stifling my laughter as I read some recent western Buddhist convert say they think Buddhist theocracies will be amazing. Who’s going to tell them about Sri Lanka and Myanmar and how very not amazing it was
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
Today’s evidence of events in my second play-through of “Mass Effect (Legendary Edition.” Commander Ridley Shepard is now a Spectre and has a full crowd of people to use as her ‘Away Team.’ #ShareYourGames #ME1 #MassEffectLegendaryEdition
A futuristic vehicle with large wheels is driving on a rocky terrain with a large, dark, sleek aircraft hovering above. In the bottom left corner is a small image of a vehicle and in the bottom right corner is a compass.A woman in a dark suit stands in a blue circle, facing a person in a dark suit.Two soldiers in dark green uniforms and helmets are aiming weapons around a grey, metallic box with glowing rectangular windows. On the opposite side of the box are bright impact explosions where enemy rounds are striking the container the soldiers are hiding behind.
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 24/10/2026
Like, you know, inciting insurrections, abusing and killing Americans and immigrants, willfully tanking the economy, taking away your health care, interfering with elections... VISIONARY! NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!
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Prof Heino Falcke @hfalcke.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Visited our local Volkswagen dealer and asked what fraction of cars they sell are electric. Turns out it is 70% over the whole year … waiting times are more than 6 months. Looks like the traditional German car buyer is mentally further advanced in the energy transition than our industry or […]
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Betty C. Jung @bettycjung.bsky.social · 24/10/2026
Can’t imagine why she was singled out for a federal investigation.
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Evidence of yesterday’s continuance of my 2nd play through of “Mass Effect (Legendary Edition).” #ShareYourGames #ME1 #MassEffect
Three people stand in front of a futuristic, circular structure with two tall, pointed towers.A woman with red hair wears green and brown armour in front of waterfalls and autumn trees.A statue of a green, horned creature stands on a circular pedestal in a futuristic, metallic hall with blue-ish lighting.A bronze statue of a large horned creature on a circular pedestal in a water feature.
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
I arrived at this café and recognized that the music was the opening track of Pink Floyd’s album “Wish You Were Here.” I am now hearing ‘Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Part 2),’ having heard everything in between. I have no idea who is controlling the music today, but I feel like they need a big hug.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 23/10/2026
The latest anti-trans dem is Kathy Castor, Florida congresswoman, who laughed at trans people and said she opposes them in sports in a candidate forum. Subscribe to support our journalism. www.erininthemorning.com/p/dem-congre...
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Dem Congresswoman Kathy Castor Laughs As She Says She Opposes Trans Inclusion In Sports
Castor is the latest incumbent Democrat to be added to Erin in the Morning’s small but troubling “Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats.”
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Chris Alemany @socialbc.ca · 23/10/2026
The abject cruelty of the US Administration, it’s border services, and it’s healthcare system, and how it killed a Canadian citizen living in Point Roberts, USA, is the top story this morning on the CBC. As it should be. This is what the USA has become. Cruel. Inhuman. Uncaring. Indifferent […]
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Obsidian Urbex Photography @obsidianurbex.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
🎥 New video on my #PeerTube channel! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Exploring an abandoned bar and restaurant, closed for 20 years. Highlands of Scotland Join me on as I explore this spot ➡️ lostpod.space/w/iSb1bqoQpytdP2fCtyu… #Scotland #Video #UrbanExploration #Urbex
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Exploring an abandoned bar and restaurant, closed for 20 years. Highlands of Scotland
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 A collapsing bar and restaurant, abandoned sometime in the 1990s. Somewhere in the Highlands of Scotland. #Abandoned #Scotland #Adventure #UrbanExploration #Urbex
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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Two-panel meme: top, a woman grimaces tearfully beside the text Weird AI Music, rejecting it; below, the same woman, delighted, wears a curly wig, glasses and moustache while holding an accordion as parody musician Weird Al Yankovic, beside approving text.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
Garak: I don’t care if something good happened to you Julian. Garak: It should have happened to me instead.
Garak:  I don’t care if something good happened to you Julian.Garak:  It should have happened to me instead.
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026
I’m re-playing the first instalment of “Mass Effect (Legacy Edition)” so I can become more proficient in ordering my squad members to use their Special Powers in combat situations. That seems to be an important skill in “Mass Effect 2.” I hate to be That […] [Original post on thecanadian.social]
A woman — Ridley Shepard — in a green and black space suit stands in front of a spaceship and a planet under a starry sky.An illustration of six people in futuristic outfits standing around a circular table in a spaceship interior. On the table are a blue box, a red bottle, and a laptop.An asari — the consort, Sha’ira — with blue skin and patterned hair wears a white and purple outfit with a red top. Behind her are Ridley Shepard and her two-person squad.A woman — Ridley Shepard — in a green and black suit and a humanoid figure with a white and black mask stand in a dimly lit room.
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Bizarre. I’m having a multi-platform conversation about both BioWare and the Junker W34. I CONTAIN MULTITUDES!!
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Another fine #ShareYourGames image, again from “Mass Effect (Legendary Edition).” Here we see Ridley Shepard and her two-person ‘away team’ standing atop a pyramid left by the ancient Prothean civilization. It’s on a planet in a system in a nebula which I […] [Original post on thecanadian.social]
Three figures in space suits stand on a pyramid in a snowy landscape with mountains in the distance.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
eMudhra, the company that made 4 the new funniest number, put out a press release that said the problem was discovered "possibly with AI assisted techniques" to make it sound sophisticated and difficult and not something that just anyone could discover No, what happened is that someone bothered […]
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Kira: You don't marry someone you can live with Kira: You marry the Cardassian you cannot live without.
Kira:  You don't marry someone you can live withKira:  You marry the Cardassian you cannot live without.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Dukat: Never worry about being fair when you're in a bad situation. Dukat: Just grab on to those jewels and twist them like a garbage bag.
Dukat:  Never worry about being fair when you're in a bad situation.Dukat:  Just grab on to those jewels and twist them like a garbage bag.
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Bruce Lawson ✅ ♫ ♿ ✌️♂️✊ @brucelawson.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
The Media ‘Manufactured’ Millionaire Exodus From UK bylinetimes.com/2026/10/20/the-medi… "Since 2024, around the world about 30 news articles have been published every day about an exodus of millionaires and […]
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
the most Public Transport Odins of All Time #publictransport #trains #tram
Odin the Newfie looking out the windows of the metro train doorsOdin definitely using up as much space as his dog ticket for the train could possibly entitle him to, in an otherwise empty cabin.Odin the Newfie sitting on a train platform looking down-trackOdin the Newfie making the tram look kinder-sized
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
My husband has finally received his alpencontroller from the Alpenmeister (originally meant for his birthday in June), and there was an actual edible alpenpretzel included in the package it also included a note that, while this specific Hall Effect fighting game controller was originally meant […]
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Quark: I went on the hero's journey but I passed all the trials easily on my first attempt and returned home unchanged and learned nothing.
Quark:  I went on the hero's journey but I passed all the trials easily on my first attempt and returned home unchanged and learned nothing.
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Neville Park @nev.status.nevillepark.ca.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Okay Torontonians get ready! Bloor bike lane removal expected to resume early Tuesday morning. Legal Support for Tuesday, October 20 from 6am - 4pm is _(416) 833-6137_. Write in permanent marker on arm beforehand in case; if arrested, don't agree to […] [Original post on status.nevillepark.ca]
One Week Later: All Out Tuesday Oct. 20 6 PM, Tom Riley Park
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Tight-ASS Andronic-ANUS more like! Hehehehehehehehe… 🦗🦗🦗🦗 [:: polite cough ::] Right then, I’m off to bed.
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Heidi Li Feldman @heidilifeldman.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
Learn about the right wing Alberta separatist movement, which grew out of Canadian anti-vaxxer movement and whose most ardent supporters favor Putin and believe conspiracy theories about Zelenskyy. Sound familiar? […]
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026
S2E08: Boss battle! Rom may be a lot smarter than he looks
Episode title card for S2E08: "Necessary Evil" - Boss battle! Rom may be a lot smarter than he looks
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
For those still wondering, the results of Kitimat’s Canine Mayoral race have been released. www.kitimat.ca/municipal-office/dog… #BCMuni #BCElection2026 #BCPoli
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Dog Mayor
Dog Mayor aims to encourage youth engagement and promote greater voter turnout in Kitimat.
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 19/10/2026
My god. "The women exited the store w the child as officers arrived, entered their vehicle & began to leave parking lot. Officers drew their weapons, Wiley lifted her son up to show the officers that a child was in the car. One officer fired into the vehicle, killing the baby as she held him"
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
Jadzia: What kind of parents send a seven year old away to work as a door-to-door salesman? Jadzia: Yes that was rhetorical.
Jadzia:  What kind of parents send a seven year old away to work as a door-to-door salesman?Jadzia:  Yes that was rhetorical.
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
I’m trying #ShareYourGames again, as this one is a better level of detail and brightness than the previous one. Again, thanks to @skyfire747 for the inspiration, and (as always) @grrrr_shark for her approval.
A futuristic room with a person behind a glowing control screen and a person standing in front of it. Above the bar, the word "NORMANDY" is partially blocked from view.
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swisslet @swisslet.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Two episodes into Lanterns and it’s quite fun so far. No idea how a character named Sinistro turned out to be a villain though. Who could possibly know?
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
I just watched the first episode of Colombo with my husband and one of Colombo's gotchas, one of his "no sane innocent man would ever do this"s, is "Why, when you were at your vacation home four hours out of the city and got a call that there was an emergency at home, why did you drive back and […]
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Quark: Debates about who is the clone and which one is the original are stupid. Is anyone the same person they were yesterday? Benjamin: You're right. Quark is definitely the clone.
Quark:  Debates about who is the clone and which one is the original are stupid. Is anyone the same person they were yesterday?Benjamin:  You're right. Quark is definitely the clone.
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Dukat: Please don’t ask me why the upper docking pylon alarm keeps going off. I’ve been ignoring it so how would I know
Dukat: Please don’t ask me why the upper docking pylon alarm keeps going off. I’ve been ignoring it so how would I know
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That Old Guy with the Beard @ianamartin.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Doug McCallum AGAIN…‽ How old is he now; 95…‽
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Miles: If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything
Miles:  If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything
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