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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 5h

Born on this day: Tommy Lee, is a musician and co-founder of glam metal giants Mötley Crüe. Renowned for high-octane drumming and elaborate stage setups, he also fronted Methods of Mayhem and released solo projects.

Actor Tommy Lee Jones poses in character as Agent K from Men in Black 3. He wears a dark pinstriped suit, white dress shirt, and patterned tie, facing forward with a stern expression against a muted grey studio backdrop. Ok but now imagine him steering a boat with his dick. Look it up.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Born on this day: Gordon Sumner, better known as Sting, transformed from a schoolteacher into a global rock icon. As the lead singer of The Police and a prolific solo artist, the 17-time Grammy winner built a timeless catalog spanning rock, jazz, and worldbeat.

Professional wrestler Steve Borden, performing as Sting in All Elite Wrestling (AEW), speaks into an AEW-branded microphone in a wrestling ring. He wears iconic black-and-white face paint, a scorpion-graphic shirt, and a black jacket. Look some of these are so on the nose but if I didn’t do it, a ton of you guys would post this pic in the comments.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Great news: The guitar I wanted, but didn’t need, but was considering even though I don’t need it, but I would have really liked it cuz it was super cool (even though I absolutely do not need it) has been sold.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

Saw a really good deal on a really cool guitar that I really don’t need. 😐

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

This is why you’ve gotta check your spam folder from time to time. My ship has come in and it’s over for you hoes. Thank you Mr. Buffet and GOODBYE FOREVER

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

Born on this day: Fran Drescher, the iconic American actress, writer, and former SAG-AFTRA president. Best known for creating and starring in The Nanny, her signature voice, quick comedy, and distinctive look have made her an enduring favorite.

Fran Lebowitz smiling slightly in a close-up portrait. She has dark hair styled in her signature bob and wears round tortoise-shell glasses, a crisp white button-up shirt with a collar pin, and a black jacket. Ok but imagine her as your nanny. You would have turned out way different. For instance you wouldn’t be online criticizing people’s right to make dumb jokes. Now go to your room and think about what you’ve done.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Do you guys like ADVNTRE? HKNG? MNTN CLMBNG? FSHNG? ZP LNE? SWMMNG?

Black Hyundai Kona Electric with Quebec plate “ADVNTRE” drives on a gray highway under cloudy skies, surrounded by trucks and greenery. The car’s taillights glow faintly, its sleek hatchback design reflecting muted daylight.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Guys is it cool if your doctor has AirPods in? He’s probably still listening, right?

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Born on this day: Halsey, American singer‑songwriter celebrated for her genre‑blending pop and alternative sound, poetic lyricism, and bold visual storytelling. She’s known for chart‑topping albums, outspoken activism, and redefining modern artistry through vulnerability and creative independence.

Daryl Hall, American singer‑songwriter known for Hall & Oates, gazes directly at the camera with pale blue eyes and tousled blond hair. His leather jacket and softly lit pastel background evoke 1980s pop‑rock glamour and understated confidence. I could have gone in a few different directions but I think this one is fun.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

Born on this day: Hilary Duff, American actor‑singer who rose to fame through Lizzie McGuire, built a long career in film, TV, and pop music, later becoming a bestselling author and producer known for her upbeat style and enduring cultural impact.

Hillary Clinton speaking at the 2024 Democratic National Convention. Pretty straightforward I thought. I can’t see anyone taking issue with this at all. It’s bulletproof really.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

Born on this day: Lil Wayne, American rapper, songwriter, and record executive known for his inventive wordplay, prolific output, and influence on modern hip‑hop. Rising from Cash Money Records, he shaped rap’s mixtape era and inspired countless new artists.

David Mazouz dressed as young Bruce Wayne from Gotham, standing in a sleek corporate lobby wearing a dark pinstripe suit, white shirt, and striped tie. His expression is composed and mature, evoking early billionaire poise and quiet determination. I’m gonna assume you nerds are gonna get this one and not give me too much grief?

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

Born on this day: Serena Williams is an American professional tennis player who revolutionized the sport. She won 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the most in the Open Era, and held the world No. 1 ranking for 319 weeks.

Selena Gomez poses mid‑swing on a pastel tennis court for Rare Beauty’s “Tennis” campaign, wearing a white sleeveless collared top and pleated skirt with pink trim and wristband, surrounded by branded pink walls, ball cart, and scattered yellow tennis balls. It’s ok to be mad about this but it’s not ok to tell me. It’s ok to delete your account in protest though, that’s always a great option.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

Born on this day: Scottie Pippen is an American former professional basketball player. He won six NBA championships with the Chicago Bulls and two Olympic gold medals. Considered one of the greatest small forwards ever, he is a Hall of Fame inductee.

James Doohan as Montgomery “Scotty” Scott on Star Trek (1966), wearing a red Starfleet engineering uniform with gold braid and insignia, holding a communicator in the Enterprise’s control room, surrounded by colorful indicator lights and futuristic panels. Try not to get too upset over this sports/sci-fi mashup, this is all in good fun.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

Oh dude I had no idea, by all means don’t let me in

The rear of a dark grey BMW with a license plate that reads CHOSEN1.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

You know what I hope I never have? A ‘brief illness’. Also ‘complications’ I never wanna get those either

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

Born on this day: Jason Alexander, American actor, comedian, and director best known for portraying George Costanza on Seinfeld. His sharp timing, neurotic charm, and Broadway roots made him a defining figure in 1990s television and stage comedy.

Jason Statham as Frank Martin in The Transporter, wearing a dark pinstripe suit and white shirt, aims a silver handgun with intense focus. His bald head and steely expression dominate the frame against a blurred brick wall, evoking controlled, cinematic tension. Admit it; the logic of this joke is flawless.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026

Sleep or do not sleep, there is no ‘nap’ 🧘🏾‍♂️

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026

Born on this day: Tommy Lasorda, the fiery longtime Dodgers manager whose larger‑than‑life personality, World Series wins, and devotion to baseball made him an enduring icon. His passionate leadership, humor, and loyalty shaped generations of players and cemented his Hall of Fame legacy.

Tommy Lee, drummer of Mötley Crüe, stands on a baseball field in gray uniform and backward cap, grinning while gripping a Louisville Slugger bat. His tattooed arms, sunglasses, and playful stance capture a celebrity softball moment under bright afternoon light. Yeah I live for these ones. Big stretch, I hear ya.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

Born on this day: Stephen King is an American author and the undisputed "King of Horror." With over fifty novels and hundreds of short stories, his iconic works like Carrie and The Shining have terrified millions worldwide.

Legendary blues guitarist B.B. King sits inside his tour bus, dressed in a black tuxedo with a shimmering gold‑and‑bronze patterned jacket, glasses perched low as he concentrates on signing autographs. Warm recessed lighting and wood paneling frame the intimate backstage moment. Surely this is the right photo for this post!

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

Born on this day: Sophia Loren, the iconic Italian actress whose magnetic presence, Oscar‑winning talent, and timeless elegance made her a global symbol of cinematic glamour. Rising from postwar hardship, she built a legendary career defined by strength, beauty, and unforgettable screen charisma.

Estelle Getty as Sophia Petrillo from The Golden Girls, wearing a dark brocade blouse with a cameo brooch and oversized glasses, her silver curls neatly styled against a vivid pink backdrop, smiling with a mischievous, knowing expression that captures her character’s sharp wit. IYKYK. This is one of those ones where I expect people to go ‘I don’t get it’ or ‘this is tenuous at best’. Anyway, you guys know what’s up.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026

Oh shit look what was in my drafts folder 🙄

Official U.S. Selective Service System induction order mailed October 20 1967 to chess grandmaster Robert Fischer of Union, New Jersey, directing him to report November 1 1967 at 7:10 a.m. in Elizabeth, NJ; signed by clerk Graham M. Schilling.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

When it’s your birthday at work but the person in charge of buying the cake gets the kind THEY like 🙄

Pope Francis stands outside St. Peter’s Basilica, smiling as he observes a luminous green glass sphere being presented by attendants in dark suits. Sunlight glints off the sculpture’s textured surface while dignitaries in blue ties look on respectfully behind him.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

Always fun to swing by the fediverse to get lectured 🙏🏾

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

‘hi, my son has a ducktors appointment’

Michael Jackson wearing a turquoise sweater, white shirt, and red bow tie, arm around Howard the Duck, the 1986 film’s animatronic character. Jackson’s dark sunglasses and curly hair contrast with Howard’s orange beak and white feathers in this surreal backstage photo.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

The time my folks had that weird ‘party’ with their friends from work. I think it was allergy season cuz I heard everybody sniffling in the basement

Overhead shot of the band Fleetwood Mac lying together on a mattress against a black background. Clockwise from top left: Mick Fleetwood with eyes closed, Stevie Nicks in a white gown, John McVie reading a magazine, and Lindsey Buckingham embracing Christine McVie at the bottom.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

I have lowered my interest rate. I have never been less interested

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

If you go on Polymarket right now you can bet on nvm I just ate the Snickers

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

Just had a ‘lunch and learn’ but I was the only one who lunched all the way through. Everybody was looking* at me 😒 I ate an entire wedding cake

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

The Iran war will end once Ed Sheeran’s tour is cancelled* *no refunds

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

Born on this day: Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, British royal and humanitarian known for his military service, advocacy for mental health, and modern approach to monarchy. Co‑founder of Archewell, he blends tradition with progressive global engagement and philanthropy.

Harry Styles in a regal black‑and‑white portrait, wearing a metallic crown with jagged points and a dark floral satin shirt. His expression is calm yet commanding, hands adorned with rings, evoking a modern monarch aesthetic. Don’t shoot the messenger. I’m just messing around. There’s gonna be some ‘harry doesn’t deserve this type of stuff but you guys know I’m just playing.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

*Guess who’s back?/back again* Mitch is back/in Depends Mitch is back… Mitch is back… 🎤 God tried to prevent it/but I’m back in the senate/they staged photos of me/lookin deader than Tony Bennett Well now you’ve got Mitch, and this is what it'll get ya/a little frailty mixed with dementia 🎤

U.S. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, an older, barely alive man with pale skin and thinning white hair, speaks into a microphone during a congressional hearing. He wears glasses, a navy suit, light blue shirt, and patterned tie, seated before wood paneling.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

‘I’ve personally examined the senator myself and I can tell you he’s fine’

Harold Bornstein, Donald Trump’s longtime personal physician, sits in his office wearing a white lab coat embroidered with his name and specialty. His long gray hair frames his face as he gestures casually, surrounded by certificates, papers, and a desktop computer.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

Getting Mitch ready for his big return to senate

Black‑and‑white close‑up of hands assembling an early Mr. Potato Head toy, pressing a round plastic piece into a real potato’s face already fitted with bulging eyes, a pointed nose, and a small mouth, topped by light curly “hair,” evoking 1950s commercial imagery.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

My dad, waiting for his iPad to update to iOS 27 🙄

Sammy Davis Jr. sits pensively on a patterned couch, cigarette in hand, wearing a striped shirt, tailored trousers, and polished shoes. His expression is intense and reflective, framed by sunlight through French doors, evoking mid‑century sophistication and weary charisma.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

Born on this day: Amy Winehouse, British singer‑songwriter celebrated for her soulful voice and confessional lyrics. Her acclaimed album Back to Black earned multiple Grammys, defining a generation with its raw emotion, retro style, and timeless blend of jazz and R&B.

Milhouse Van Houten from The Simpsons stands on a wooden stage before a red curtain, wearing his signature blue hair, round glasses, lavender shirt, red shorts, and shoes, speaking into a silver microphone on a stand, appearing nervous yet earnest. A real stretch isn’t it? Honestly the further the better I say. I never get sick of these, especially when other people seem to.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

Awesome old shot of me and my folks 🥲

Emmanuel Lewis as Webster Long beams between his adoptive TV parents, portrayed by Susan Clark and Alex Karras, in a promotional portrait for Webster; their close embrace and pastel backdrop highlight the sitcom’s warmth, family bond, and 1980s charm.

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

‘This is the magnum opus, a tour de force of songwriting and production. This is them firing on all cylinders, peak of their powers, putting everything they have into an incredibly tight set of songs’ - the description of an artist’s one album that isn’t available on any streaming platform 🙄

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

Born on this day: Tyler Perry, powerhouse filmmaker and actor who built a media empire through faith‑driven storytelling, breakout stage plays, and his iconic drag portrayal of Madea, a sharp‑tongued matriarch who turned him into a cultural and box‑office phenomenon.

Steven Tyler dressed in drag onstage, wearing a long blonde wig, patterned jacket, and black necklace against a vivid purple concert backdrop; inset shows him with natural dark hair at a FOX event, highlighting his playful transformation and expressive performance persona. Dude looks like a lady. Everybody ok with this one? I mean it’s fine if you’re not tbh

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

Born on this day: Sydney Sweeney, an American actor celebrated for Euphoria and The White Lotus, whose blend of intensity, vulnerability, and screen presence has made her a modern Hollywood sex symbol and one of the industry’s most in‑demand young performers.

Julia Sweeney as androgynous character Pat from SNL, standing indoors in beige pants and light blue shirt with black arrows, curly hair, thick glasses, neutral expression, slightly awkward posture, hands at sides, soft lighting, simple background, comedic, ambiguous gender presentation. If you’re wondering what the joke is, this is it: you wondering what the joke is. Anyone else checking this I know is just doing it for fun, so ‘hi everybody!’

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Patrick 🌎 @patrickworld.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

On 9/11 I was in a radio studio pitching a parody parody song about a flight that got diverted to Cancun. I was reading the lyrics to the room and the program director walked in and said ‘I wouldn’t do any songs about planes if I were you, one just flew into the twin towers’

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