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@ian.trashbin.io
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Python/C# developer by day, silly guy by night Working (slowly) on a game called Skeleton Cave.

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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 27m
One chance at life Parents named him Beepus
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 29/09/2026
This song from the Chris Hansen movie didn't have to go this damn hard though. What the heck??
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Savior (from "Primetime")
YouTube video by Ari Balouzian - Topic
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Alter Ego (Mac, 1986)
An old System 6 status window reads: "That wraps up your status for the very first years of life. I hope you like yourself. If not, you can always try to improve in the years to come. There's plenty of time." Buttons are Continue and Escape.
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 28/09/2026
Computer designs peaked with the 2002 iMac G4. Anything after this has been trash, boring, and lame. We need to go back 😔
A 2002 iMac G4 with the included speakers, keyboard, and mouse
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 27/09/2026
Saw the Chris Hansen movie last night and got jump scared during the credits
My pointing at the screen during the credits of Primetime. I'm pointing at the name Gregg Turkington who shows up during the special thanks segment
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 24/09/2026
For 5 minutes I watched Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagger Me in VR in a virtual theater with 15 other people and let me tell you... People were cackling at every little joke/gag like it was the funniest thing they've ever seen. What's it like to find that kind of joy in the mundane?
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 24/09/2026
Monica: "Put on a Liberty Biberty best of"
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CHESSSET.BMF
A chess set with the label “Office Politics” above it. The pieces on the board are not the usual knights, rooks, pawns, etc. They’re office co-workers. You get the joke, right? Office politics is like a game of chess. You have to take people out—of the board—in order to get ahead. Except. Cindy surveys the open floor plan on the 12th floor of Anderson, Wake, & Howe. Since she came back from The Incident, it’s a changed office. Her co-workers seem half-deranged. They growl at each other. They avoid eye contact with her. Unnerving sounds filter down from the partners’ offices upstairs. It’s not chess they’re playing. It’s some weird drinking game nobody knows how to play and they’re all going to lose anyway.
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 22/09/2026
People are starting to Gen AI big chested women into their Facebook marketplace product images 😔
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 22/09/2026
The mosquitos are relentless this year 😤
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Writing BASIC Adventure Programs for the TRS-80 (Frank DaCosta, 1982) (Source.)
The cover for a book, "Writing BASIC Adventure Programs for the TRS-80", by Frank DaCosta.  The call text reads, "Create exciting computer games while you learn valuable new programming techniques!"  A dragon curls around a TRS-80, taking a swipe at a knight who is standing on the keyboard, his sword raised to take a swing at the fearsome beastie perched on the monitor and disk drives.
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 21/09/2026
Its been over 5 years since I played through Half-Life Alyx in two sittings. The experience was so perfect that I felt like maybe I should cement it off, never to play it again. But I think its time. And I think its also time to carry the gnome with me the entire game and get that achievement.
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Eric Sapp @ericsapp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“The graphics on Cheaters looks like a Pizza Hut demo disc.” — @ian.trashbin.io
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 21/09/2026
I learned some lore about Muzzy tonight
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 19/09/2026
I just wanna talk about old computers all the time but nobody wants to hear that shit 😭
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 18/09/2026
I need any person who was high up on the Casper Spirit Dimensions team to send me a DM for an ass kicking. This game is driving me absolutely insane.
Box for Casper Spirit Dimensions on GameCube
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 18/09/2026
Woke up to some big things happening on Bsky
Screenshot of the Bluesky website. It says Trending 1. Pope Leo XIV gifted green orb
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 17/09/2026
This was the first thing to ever scare me in a video game. Indiana Jones on the Atari 2600 had this shadowy figure that the manual described as "thief" who would chase you around, steal your items, and then try to shoot you.
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 16/09/2026
Have I mentioned lately how much I love dumpster diving on Facebook Marketplace?
As small standing Jigsaw (from Saw) doll. It looks like a child wearing a really bad Halloween mask with long hair. Asking 300 dollars for itA blue Pocari Sweat trucker hat. Asking 10 dollars for itA creepy ceramic face with a bowtie. The text says "Handmade ceramic ghoul". Asking 15 dollars for itTwo pictures of Princess Diana wearing an eye patch. Red bloody text reads "Bad bitches run this shit". There is also a cartoon cat with sunglasses on her shoulder. Asking 30 dollars for it.
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 15/09/2026
Okay Pawn Stars Rick. I wasn't familiar with your Commodore BASIC game
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
snatcher, screenshot, sega cd (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/7524/sn...
green caps text on a black background:
this story is dedicated
to all those cyberpunks
who fight against injustice
and corruption every day
of their lives.
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 14/09/2026
Its half-way through September and we're still getting 111 degree heat index warnings in Texas
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Rier Ra'shaeh @rashaeh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not so sure...
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 12/09/2026
My brain knows I don't need a Ninja Creami... but the heart wants what it wants 😔
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 12/09/2026
It's been eight years since I moved to Texas and it's been very good to me (except the heat) Thank you Texas people for putting up with me
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Mom @milph.mom · 11/09/2026
"HELLO! HEY! COOP! THIS IS COLE! YOU CAN PRESS THE (X) BUTTON TO JUMP! THE ACT OF JUMP-ING CAN ALLOW YOU REACH AREAS OUT OF YOUR REACH BY STANDING! WHICH I THINK YOU WILL FIND VERY USEFUL WHILE OUT ON THE FIELD!"
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Chris Camposeo @chriscampy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am fucking wheezing right now
The Three Stooges official account honoring 9/11
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 11/09/2026
Happy Frasier day to those who celebrate
Screenshot from Frasier. It shows him on stage with the words "The Real Frasier Day Rally. Seattle - September 11, 1997"
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 10/09/2026
So so sad that Level5 has gone full in on AI slop. Curious Village remake AND Don Paolo returning in the new game should have me excited and yet, I just feel sad about it.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
illustration, technopolis, magazine (1987) archive.org/details/tech...
a boy and girl using computer in different places are chatting to each other on screen via keyboard/text (the girl's screen reads: konnichiwa!)
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 09/09/2026
Same image
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Torneko coming back to modern platforms gives me an excuse to post the all-timer U.S. box art for the original. Look at that fucking Slime.
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 08/09/2026
I am pretty sure my newly hired coworker is somehow working two (or more) jobs and is just using AI for most of his work. I just haven't been able to prove it yet.
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Dexter Morgan's Intense Stare
ALT: Dexter Morgan's Intense Stare
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 08/09/2026
i've analyzed your egg level and it's pathetic.
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 08/09/2026
I don't even watch a lot of anime but I feel like I recognized every voice in that Zelda trailer
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 08/09/2026
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 08/09/2026
Not a single mention of Faces of Evil... wtf
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 08/09/2026
I haven't been able to find any clips of this atrocious bootleg Austin Powers hentai online, so I bought a physical copy of it at the anime con. This was lost media as far as I'm concerned and now I'm forced to reckon with the fact that I gave an old man money in exchange for this filth.
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
A WEEK OF GARFIELD MARS CORP 1989 FAMICOM
Garfield.
Huh, I wonder who that's for
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 06/09/2026
Big Boss San Antonio Adventures
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 06/09/2026
Snake voice: Mmm. Yummy yummy.
A Big Boss plush holding onto the rim of a glass of beer
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
microzine #15, oval office odyssey, screenshot, apple II (1986) www.mobygames.com/game/149343/...
a pixelated rendition of a woman wearing shades named 'alice somersault', a dolphin named 'emily oshan' and a robot named 'norton-99'.
below:
these are the candidates for vice president.
press return to continue or esc to quit.
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 05/09/2026
I've been playing MGS V Phantom Pain like all day and have barely made any progress 🥴
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lucifer's realm, screenshot, apple II (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/64833/l...
hooded skeletons, attending a black mass (hooded figure up the front on a stage, preaching in front of an upside down cross). one of them is looking back at you.
text:
joe stalin and lee oswald are leading a black mass. you are standing in the back.
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 04/09/2026
Tiny lizard!!!!
Me pointing at a tiny lizard on the ground
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 02/09/2026
What did he mean by this?
Screenshot from the game Mario is Missing. Luigi is talking to a woman who looks like Princess Peach. One of the dialog options says "I want to return the human skull."
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 01/09/2026
Man what the fuck CAN we eat at this point?
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 01/09/2026
Watching our pal play through all of the Metal Gear games for the first time ever and I keep thinking about this picture from the Making of MGS2
A photo of a Japanese man looking down with an almost sad, disillusioned look on his face. The caption below him reads "Again, I thought he was kidding, but I soon realised that Mr Kojima was serious."
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Ian @ian.trashbin.io · 31/08/2026
I drew @awful.clownaround.town 😊
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