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dan.

@iamwrong.bsky.social
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Old punk, old goth, he/him. A 🥔 with a 🐊. 🍉

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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Minutemen Bot @minutemenbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We were fucking corndogs
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back at home after a month. Taking stock of everything stolen. Does it matter? I don't know. Good riddance.
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Pulpfiction Books @pfbvan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
National Day for Truth & Reconciliation. Both PFB branches open. As always on this day, all profits from today's sales will be donated to a variety of local Indigenous-led groups. Receipts here & on our IG no later than October 7th.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🤜🤛
cbc.ca
Judge tosses drug trafficking convictions for B.C. compassion club founders after constitutional challenge | CBC News
A British Columbia Supreme Court judge has ruled in favour of two harm-reduction activists convicted of drug trafficking who argued they were doing it to reduce the harms caused by toxic drugs.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
D E V O
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everything is fucked. Everything sucks. Not really... Just don't trust anyone.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lucky dude here. Last 2 meals.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got my first Costco card today (didn't pay for it). Forgot to take the sunglasses off my head for the photo so it looks like I'm wearing a bow. Spent wisely and bought healthy stuff and necessities for the apocalypse. Did not get a hot dog. Now I fancy a corn dog, bro.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Post the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Climate change rules, right?
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Remember when us nerds were cool and not fucking incredible cringy fucking dorks? Me neither, the entire tech industry has always been full of dickbags in kimonos (or utilikilts).
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This guy...
Dog, named Gator, on his back on the lawn in the sun.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Laid off. Fuck.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Highschool flashbacks
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fuck the Rogers BJs. Can't have it 9 ways, dummies.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Why does your phone screen break only when you either forget it on the top of your car before running away from cops or when you drop it gently from 2"? Ughhh.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Who knew my dad dying would be so rough? Everyone, I bet? Saw a lot of shit I can't unsee as one of his care takers in the weeks leading up and mostly held it together as the oldest kid.. Now I just feel like I'm letting everyone down, my mom, my dad, my job, myself. Will likely delete this.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
NBD. Just stress puking on the street while walking this guy.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Life: Get Absolutely Fucked.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Not too bad, not too bad.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Date night last night. 70km bike ride, pub and stroll in ft Langley, soda by the river. Mt Baker, sunset, my person. Some things aren't total shit.
Mt Baker at sunset; tugboat.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Its over. They were raptured and we were not.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
His Hero Is Gone - Fifteen Counts of Arson
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"Ting-a-ling mother fucker"
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
CHEECH.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Lunch vibes
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The City of Vancouver has just announced they had a $530 million surplus last year. It follows a $860 million surplus the year before, and years of $300+ surpluses. It's the annual reminder that when local politicians say times are tough, they're usually being misleading to suit their agendas.
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Jen St. Denis @jenstden.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the pope, who prosecutes the offenders.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Productive day so far. Picked up a demijohn to make into a terrarium. Long walk at Jericho with my two best friends. $80 grocery HAUL at Sungiven (iykyk). Picked up 6 tomato plants for the garden. Now C is making pasta sauce while I dick around on the internet before organizing storage. 🤙
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Life is a pretty sweet fruit. Perhaps the most relatable KITH skit of all time for me.
youtu.be
KITH Car Ride
YouTube video by Robert Simpson
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Made a seitan ham for Easter Dinner last night and even the most skeptical meat eaters loved it.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Prepping for global collapse, or camping, or both.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Cleaning the "room of sadness" in my place doesn't mean that I'm not sad anymore. Just less.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Fuck this shit.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Happy Birthday to @beezley.buzz This joke is always with love and will never not be funny. ❤️
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a mcdonald 's chicken sandwich with a bun and cheese
ALT: a mcdonald 's chicken sandwich with a bun and cheese
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I had been buying 'cheap' folgers coffee because even cheap coffee is fucking expensive. I treated myself to proper espresso beans this week and holy fuck is coffee a luxury. Savoring this shit.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The last celebrity photo you saved is your therapist...
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Peter Waldkirch 華彼德 @pwaldkirch.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
It's such a sad comment on the state of our city that NIMBYs are organizing to fight against an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. So please take 2 minutes to write in *by Thursday, Feb 12* and say YES to the Olympic Village school! I have easy step by step instructions on my blog: pwaldkirch.ca/2026/02/10/o...
pwaldkirch.ca
Fight NIMBYs and support an elementary school! - Peter Waldkirch Webzone
The Olympic Village elementary school is up for a public hearing on February 12. NIMBYs hate it, so here's an easy guide to support it!
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Today is just another FUCKING day. Oof.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Its 7:45 and Im fucking done.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Yourself as a cartoon.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Tell me your pet's name in a gif.
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a picture of an alligator with the words what a cutie above it
ALT: a picture of an alligator with the words what a cutie above it
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Him: "hey something is wrong here.." Me: "youre right ill take a look" Me: "oh, I found my mistake.. super simple, its this" Him: "no" Me: "yes" Him: "no" Me: "yes" Him: "no" Me: "alright.. figure it out then' Him: "the problem was this.." THAT IS WHAT I FUCKING SAID.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Let's argue.
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Becka @thechewbecka.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This is the way.
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dan. @iamwrong.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Post a picture YOU took, just a picture NO description.
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