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Khadjiah J

@iamkdjiah.bsky.social
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I create tv, poetry, and food media to fund my love for oxtail. (She/Her) ✍️🏿: The Food Network, Black Nerd Problems, Vulture, Best American Food Writing & more. Prev: Last Week Tonight. EIC: Scotch Bonnet Mag Scotchbonnetmag.com

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 31/08/2026
New York, here’s how you can save a life: 1. Go to nyc.gov/naloxone to get free overdose-reversal medication, also known as Narcan®. 2. If you or someone you love is struggling with substance use, call 988 for confidential recovery resources.
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Naloxone - NYC Health
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Me, a New Yorker enjoying my bliss after going through a Giuliani, Bloomberg, and Adams mayoral cycle.
Spongebob labeled as Mamdani, Patrick labeled as "NYC" runs outside with their hands up, while Squidward labeled as "Everywhere else in the US" watches them inside through his window.
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Julie's Block Buster curse is broken by Drew! #bb28
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Annoying!!!! Cowarrrrdsss! #BB28
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The heartbreaking part about the lack of media literacy happening right now is that it's stopping people from enjoying things on a much deeper level.
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Angela talking to Yash out of a small hole in her egg is how I look when I'm on my period and my partner knocks on my door asking if I want a little snack. #BB28
A white woman with black glasses (Angela from BB28) looks out of a small hole in her egg costume.
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If this parasite affected rice, the diaspora wouldve been screaming in the streets
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Are they about to put Rachel on Survivor?!
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hello, it is 12:35am and I am about to begin my 8th? Playthrough of Persona 5/Persona 5 Royal AND NOBODY CAN STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Happy Miss Congeniality Day to all who celebrate!
Screenshots from Miss Congeniality. Subtitles read "Describe your perfect date.

That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket."
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Ravenous @weareravenous.com · 06/04/2026
We are Ravenous — food media with teeth. Ravenous is worker-owned food and culture media company founded by @francesdoingthings.bsky.social, @aemccarthy.bsky.social, @jayasaxena.com, @shokdiesel.bsky.social, and @thecourtneyesmith.bsky.social.
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Ravenous Is a New Worker-Owned Food Culture Media Company
For too long, food media has felt toothless. Help us take a bite out of it.
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Sincerely one of my favorite cooking shows right now
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My friend got me into watching “America’s Culinary Cup” and now I’m obsessed. I’m not really into cooking shows — don’t you even think about recommending one to me — but this is a vibe. (I said SHUT UP!) (SHUT THE FUCK UP!)
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Judas really brought the Feds to guys night out.
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Black Nerd Problems @blacknerdproblems.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
2024 Us was sitting around day dreaming about Animorphs: 🙂‍↕️ 2026 Us falling out our seats hearing who is attached to the project: 🤩 Can Someone Please Get HBO-Money For a Proper ‘Animorphs’ Live Action? blacknerdproblems.com/can-someone-...
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Can Someone Please Get HBO-Money For a Proper 'Animorphs' Live Action?
Animorphs deserves prestige television funding. This epic YA series is one that needs to be adapted with the technology and money of today.
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Fal Rising @falrising.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Al Jazeera
Iran condemns double-tap strike on bridge as terrorism

This is what the government here describes as a terrorist-style kind of action.

That’s because the second tap was not expected. Usually, when there is a strike, people rush to the scene to rescue the victims and remove the debris that buries some of the dead and so on, and that’s what happened at that bridge.

Those people, including rescue workers and also the workers at the bridge itself, gathered to help the wounded, and that’s when the second strike hit. That’s why the number of casualties is high, and the authorities here are really, really condemning this as an act of terrorism, and also a despicable act that’s not going to force Iran to surrender.

It’s a message to the Iranians that if they don’t strike a deal that is to the liking of the US president, they will see more of their civilian infrastructure targeted and more of their civilian people killed.
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We finna get stuck with these.
Old Bay seasoning where the Old Bay is replaced with "Young Bae"
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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
"It's not about homophobia," she said homophobically.
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Mikkel Snyder @chimericnotion.myatproto.social · 24/03/2026
God forbid I want to write things for humans to actually read and not for machines to massacre and regurgitate my words for humans or another machine to barely parse.
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Greg Iwinski @garyjackson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The lowest-paid WNBA player this season will be making more than the highest-paid WNBA player last season. That is the power of a union.
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WNBA and players' union reach tentative deal on a new collective bargaining agreement
The deal reflects the WNBA’s rapid growth, with rising attendance, viewership and investment driving player gains.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/03/2026
don’t let AIPAC win!!! vote for kat abughazaleh in IL-9 today!!!
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This week's newsletter is about sleeping badly and achieving a dream that is less...dreamy in reality! I would love for you to read it and if you like it maybe you could subscribe or tell a friend about it. :)
thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com
#175. Light Sleepers and You
Hi everyone, I’m writing from Los Angeles. where I'll be for the next two weeks for union stuff and also a headlining show at Dynasty Typewriter on 3/20 at 10pm! The wonderful Ify Nwadiwe and Aparna ...
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
MICHAEL B JORDAN PASSED A CIGAR TO HIMSELF WITH NO CUTAWAYS. THAT BELONGED TO SINNNNNERRS
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It's one thing to wait to see if you got an Oscar..it's ANOTHER thing to wait and see if you were the one who was TIED for a historical Oscar.
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Oh shit a tie?!
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Greg Iwinski @garyjackson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I am very very aware of my weak points as a writer, and one glaring one is: promoting things I'm doing. So I'm taking a page from @kibblesmith.com's book and just giving you a big ol' list of Stuff I Am Up To:
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ohh my GDDDDDDDddddddddddd
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
13 copies Viola Davis yelling in a greenish blue dress, at the bottom of the picture.

The text above reads:

POV Youre frying a chiclen leg and the oil starts splattering everywhere.
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
*looks outside* *sees that it will be 70 degrees* Good morning everybody, Id like to make a formal announcement. Fuck that groundhog 💜
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Announcement time! Scotch Bonnet is now going to be Scotch Bonnet Mag. I will be accepting submissions soon, but until then..sign up for our newsletter for updates! Link in bio!
A picture of a Black woman in a gold circle
" About the editor in chief" is above it.


Text reads:
"KHADJIAH JOHNSON is a multi-disciplinary creative and the editor-in-chief of the genre-bending food magazine Scotch Bonnet Mag. From large scale live performances to experimental prose, Johnson's experience scales over a decade in creative fields such as food writing, poetics, television, comedy and live performance art. You can see her work in The Best American Food Writing 2023, Vulture, The Food Network, Emmy-award winning Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO), Black Nerd Problems and more.

Khadjiah can express her disdain about the state of the economy in 12 languages."COMING SOON!

Scotch Bonnet is turning into Scotch Bonnet Mag. Follow us on Instagram @ScotchBonnetMagOur new website will be up in the spring! For now, sign up for our mailing list to receive updates in your inbox. There wil be fun food articles, unruly mascots and secret gags! Follow us on instagram @scotchbonnetmag
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
All I really want is a life full of side-quests.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 06/03/2026
Guys… literally everyone expected this www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...
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U.S. Lost 92,000 Jobs in February
The U.S. lost 92,000 jobs in February, the Labor Department said Friday, missing expectations.
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Birthday lasagna, 30 edition.
A lasagna with a candle that says 30
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I would be in hell.
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a close up of a woman wearing a headset and making a funny face .
Alt: a close up of a woman wearing a headset looking at the stock exchange and chewing gum.
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The closest I could get.
Pokemon Leaf Green rival naming page. "That's right! I remember now! His name is TheFEDS!"
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
There is no marketing I'm more susceptible to these days than any company saying they don't use generative AI in their projects. I'm a sitting duck for that promise even if they're selling graham crackers or masking tape.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Democrats should say that Trump’s attacks on Iran are unconstitutional. The American people do not want a war in Iran. The Congress did not authorize a war in Iran. It is an entirely illegitimate action that has no legal or constitutional basis. It is the act of a lawless regime.
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I really have no words except that the atrocities they commit on the world happens while most of their constituents are asleep is not lost on me. The fact they enact this violence during Ramadan is not lost on me.
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Greg Iwinski @garyjackson.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Just still stunned that the President announced a war - at 2:30am - on a social media platform he owns - from a private golf club he owns - wearing a baseball cap - in a video **with several clear jump cuts**
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Lil Daddy, Esq. @gohomeryan.com · 28/02/2026
This administration thrives on senseless violence. Americans don't want another war. Especially not one that was stoked/encouraged by Israel.
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I don’t even know anymore. War, the senseless murder of civilians, pedophiles in power, just a whole lot of fuckshit.
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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 28/02/2026
It’s not lost on me that this is happening during Ramadan and during fasting hrs.
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Greg Iwinski @garyjackson.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Truly cannot believe it. Letting funny weirdos make TV? We love to see it. When we worked together, it was my first tv job and @hellocullen.bsky.social was like Mike O’Donoghue and I was like a scared baby. Go watch his show and give it *specifically for algo reasons* two thumbs up in the app!
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Lil Daddy, Esq. @gohomeryan.com · 23/02/2026
The BAFTA situation and the Touré discussion from a couple of weeks ago have really revealed to me that a lot of white people don't actually have a full understanding of the impact and harm of the N-Word when they use it, and/or they just don't care to understand.
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
My tax return was so bad this year I didnt even notice when it hit my account. 🙃
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Ryan Ken @ryankenacts.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
ASMR role play gaslighting you in a trench coat/relaxing sounds to sleep to
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Khadjiah J @iamkdjiah.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I'm pleased to announce that my haters lost the battle this week. I am officially a contributing writer for The Food Network. You will be seeing projects from me every now and then. More announcements to come as the month continues!
A Black woman wearing a blue shirt in front of a burgundy background. 
"Contributing Writer Khadjiah Johnson" is above her head. The Food Network icon on the top left of the screen.
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