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Dean @dean-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It's so funny that in Will Osprey's #AllIn26 Baba O'Riley entrance montage they exclusively show wrestling clips except for when the lyric, "Out here in the fields" hits and they show stock footage of fields. It's SO FUNNY.

Stock footage of fields. Are they British fields? WHO KNOWS!?

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Lead paint and an economy that made them think they were capable problem solvers and not lucky idiots. Thank you, right back at you.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

The only AI I care about is 'Andy Incognito', a masked vagabond who keeps foiling my rivals schemes (and who looks dashing while doing it). It feels gauche to revel in my rival's turmoil so I've never appeared publicly with the rapscallion, but in secret I laud his achievements.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

(immediately fires up the MiSTer)

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Was the biker convention in town this time?

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Family Guy walked so 30 Rock could run don't @ me

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The Pillsbury Doughboy is like a Jerry or a Tweety Bird. You take your eyes off him for 2 seconds and he's up to all kinds of hijinks.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Noticed that a lot of people drop the y in their name when they grow up (Timmy ➡️ Tim for example) so on days when I'm feeling especially mature I'm gonna start introducing myself as And

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

My partner was really disappointed when they thought they were about to enter my third phase, only to defeat me outright. I only have two phases! I have a hidden redemption arc but no one is willing to grind hard enough to unlock it.

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Ori-Warui -KNUCKLE JET out now on Steam! @oleivarrudi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It's funny how much Final Fantasy 1 owes to this 1986 Japanese Cindy Crawford Pocari Sweat ad, art directed by Moebius

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Lisa Snowden @lisasnowden.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Baltimore musicians of all genres: send your music to us so we can review it!

To submit music for review, please email us at music@baltimorebeat.com. Send a short bio, a photograph of yourself or artwork for your project, and a link to the music. Please include credit information for the photographer.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I'm going to give it a week or two before I start revising. Once I have a good second draft I'll start looking for readers. If anyone is interested, hit me up.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Yesterday I got REALLY caffeinated and a lil stoned and banged out 11 pages to complete the first draft of my latest short story, Bleeding Kandrid. Another story of Nestor, this time dealing with the competing interests of two aristocratic houses in a political thriller. This one is kinda funny!

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

KONOSUKE TAKESHITA: I like Phantasmo, I want Kyle Fletcher, I hate Okada ME: Oh shit we're playing fuck marry kill? Ok fuck Fletcher, marry ELP, kill Okada #AEWCollision

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

When I die bury me with my copy of God Slayer, the Famicom version of my favorite NES game Crystalis. I don't have one yet so you might have to buy it upon my death. But that would be such a waste, buy it for me now.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

That's how we do shit in Wizard City

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Do it! You can always bail early.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

You're an indie/retro boy still looking for love in the mainstream. Give up your big announcement vids and direct showcases, embrace the YouTube videos with 500 views breaking down all the latest Cruelty Squad-likes.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Jailbreaking a John Deere tractor as an anniversary gift for my ant farm.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Kojima games might be fun to play but I'll never know because they make you sit through hours of the most inane cutscenes imaginable just to make you walk ten steps and start another boring cutscene. I wanna play Death Stranding but it's simply not possible.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Sounds like this person might just be a newborn baby

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Buy me a beer and I'll tell you about the time I became filthy rich before losing my entire fortune investing in a faulty healthcare device. Don't believe me? Then how do you explain that I still have THIS?!

Me showing my buddy my glass elephant, one of the two things I was able to save after squandering my fortune (the other being a new roof).

Come to think of it, the buddy pictured is an inventor, and his brother is the one that got me to invest in the faulty device. Wait does that mean....?

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

We already have that, it's called NaissanceE and it's free.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Tell him you're showing him his future.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Angeline Era is a very strange, very beautiful game. Beat it on hard. I didn't find the plot resolution satisfying, but the gameplay was top notch throughout and I was hitting the screenshot button CONSTANTLY to capture the gorgeous and the weeeeird.

The main character, Tets, sitting next to a tower the looks like baby's first Minecraft build. It's beautiful.

Tets in a western setting with a woman who is very concerned about him. She's right to be.

One of the earliest hints of the Christian esoterica that fleshes out this world. One of the main themes of the game is the tension between Christian theology and the old folklore of the world.

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mara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Fallout 3 seems the best pick for Maryland, since Bethesda's namesake is here, but I'll bet there's also some civil war games set here.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

How many slurp juices can I use per ape?

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I tried to get Ross to test the mics but noooooooo! This was a great conversation. I hope you at home can power through the audio issues. Hope to be back one day!

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Left dis in the sun too long and now it's starting to turn, blech

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Just told my coworker I was going to be "sick" tomorrow but I accidentally did the drinky motion instead of the air quotes motion. Ugh I should (*places finger gun to head, gives big thumbs up*)

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

My parents really let me watch CSI and hear about how sex is always about power when I was at an age where sex was looking at one (1) boob and saying thank you.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

If I'm bigger than you irl then my font should be bigger than yours on social media. And you should give me $6.

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DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Now I'm thinking, programming is very bad for Health, Stomack and Life, however computer desire excellent programes.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Your situation is not comparable to Afroman's. You don't have the state DEMANDING that you remove your work because it exposes that their agents grossly violated your rights, you have an individual ASKING you to take down your work because it's distressing them.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Oh man finally, Brian Cage is bac- oh it's Osprey. #AEWRevolution

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Biggest Surprises: 1. Citizen Sleeper 2. Dread Delusion 3. Vertigo/Spinout 4. Star Trek: Borg Disappointments: 1. Ultros 2. Phantasy Star Portable 2 Infinity

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

That's every game I played in 2025! Some wrap-up: Best games of 2025 (that I played): 1. Skin Deep 2. Hades II 3. Super 10 Pin 4. Evil Egg Best games that I played (in 2025): 1. Sekiro 2. Tunic 3. Ridge Racer Type 4 4. Lunacid

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Atlyss (PC, '24) Completion: Lvl 26 Poon Fighter Recommend: ...yes? Best Part: Spinning Still playing in 2026. I was told this would scratch the PSO itch and it kinda delivers! Really good exploration for such a small game, great movement tech. But man, I do not get the sexy furry aspects. I'm old.

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