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i∀mfivebears

@iamfivebears.bsky.social
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Posting from a rainy planet terraformed by an ancient experiment. Piloting robots but not in a way that glorifies state power. He/him. Read my short story about a crew salvaging a derelict ship on an alien world - books2read.com/u/31JlnD

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's so funny that in Will Osprey's #AllIn26 Baba O'Riley entrance montage they exclusively show wrestling clips except for when the lyric, "Out here in the fields" hits and they show stock footage of fields. It's SO FUNNY.
Stock footage of fields. Are they British fields? WHO KNOWS!?
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The world is worse today.
A Dolly Parton pinball table I played at Pinball Perfection in Pittsburgh, PA. The game was fine. Dolly was an incredible woman. 7,000 children in Baltimore, my city, receive books through her Imagination Library. She ruled so hard and it's terrible she's gone.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Diddy Kong astride a motorcycle entering an autumnal themed version of Ash Lake from Dark Souls, with the famous Ash Lake text overlaid.

In actuality it is a screenshot from the YouTube video "Obscure Facts About Every Track in Mario Kart Wii" by Rerim, showing a glitch where Diddy Kong goes out of bounds, that has had the Ash Lake text laid on top of it. The joke is referring to how the distant trees on the Mario Kart Wii level, when viewed from out of bounds, look like the trees that can be seen in the distance on the Ash Lake area of Dark Souls.

In Dark Souls it's sometimes postulated that that multiple trees represent multiple worlds. Elden Ring evokes a lot of the same imagery, especially in the Elden Beast fight. Are their multiple parallel Mario Kart Wii worlds? Is there an MK Beast? Is Lakitu the feathered baby dragon we meet in Ash Lake?
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Buy me a beer and I'll tell you about the time I became filthy rich before losing my entire fortune investing in a faulty healthcare device. Don't believe me? Then how do you explain that I still have THIS?!
Me showing my buddy my glass elephant, one of the two things I was able to save after squandering my fortune (the other being a new roof).

Come to think of it, the buddy pictured is an inventor, and his brother is the one that got me to invest in the faulty device. Wait does that mean....?
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Angeline Era is a very strange, very beautiful game. Beat it on hard. I didn't find the plot resolution satisfying, but the gameplay was top notch throughout and I was hitting the screenshot button CONSTANTLY to capture the gorgeous and the weeeeird.
The main character, Tets, sitting next to a tower the looks like baby's first Minecraft build. It's beautiful.Tets in a western setting with a woman who is very concerned about him. She's right to be.One of the earliest hints of the Christian esoterica that fleshes out this world. One of the main themes of the game is the tension between Christian theology and the old folklore of the world. ANGEL
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Atlyss (PC, '24) Completion: Lvl 26 Poon Fighter Recommend: ...yes? Best Part: Spinning Still playing in 2026. I was told this would scratch the PSO itch and it kinda delivers! Really good exploration for such a small game, great movement tech. But man, I do not get the sexy furry aspects. I'm old.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Dustforce (Vita, '12) Completion: Just dipped my toes Recommend: - Best Part: Autumn theming I am intrigued by this game, but I don't think the Vita is the right platform for it. I will probably not revisit it and will just check out GDQ runs of it instead.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Thief Gold (PC, '99) Completion: 1 level Recommend: Unsure Best Part: Level 1 Ok look, I've heard about this game being the Godfather of immsims so I finally gave it a shot. Level 1 was so good. Level 2 has spooky horror elements. I'm bad with spooky horror elements. Maybe one day, but not today.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Umurangi Generation (PC, '20) Completion: ➕ Recommend: ➕➕➕ Best Part: Blue bottles VIBES ALERTTTTT. Jumped back into this game because I never finished the last few levels, instantly remembered how much I love this thing. Little diorama levels, real political angst, cool bros to hang with.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
MotorStorm: Arctic Edge (PSP, '09) Completion: Still playing Recommend: 👍 Best Part: Soundtrack If the path the NPCs take is bad, then levels are trivial. If the path the NPCs take is good, then levels are INTENSE. What an interesting racing game, love picking it up for 30-40 minutes at a time.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hypogea (PC, '25) Completion: 👍 Recommend: 👍 Best Part: Giant Friend Tries to differentiate itself from NaissanceE, Lorn's Lure, etc by NOT being depressively lonely, giving you multiple buddies from the very start. Interesting spin, but I think there's a reason other games in this genre don't.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Bust-a-Move 4 (PSP, '98) Completion: ✔️ Recommend: 🤷 Best Part: I barely remember this game Puzzle bobble is a way better title, what were they thinking? This game was fine, barely left an impression on me. Characters are cute I guess.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Citizen Sleeper (PC, '22) Completion: 👍 Recommend: 🕑🕑🕑 Best Part: My bestie is a vending machine This game surprised the hell out of me! Started hard, got too easy, always had great writing and music and decisions. First game I've played with enby characters that never called attention to it.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ziggurat (PC, '14) Completion: No Recommend: Very No Best Part: Carrot enemies I played this game back in the day but I was always bad at it because my gaming laptop at the time couldn't handle it. Well now I have a great computer and I'm happy to report that wasn't the problem, the game sucks!
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Sega Bass Fishing (PC, '97) Completion: No Recommend: Hell yeah Best Part: A record breaking size for this-INLET AREA CLEARED Select casting point. A big one's close by! BITE! FISH!! Bonus. Be careful. Wow, record size!!
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Biophobia (PC, '25) Completion: ☑️ Recommend: ✅ Best Part: Yikes, not for this one dude I don't really know how to talk about this game other than to bluntly state what it is. It's a 10 minute art piece about coping with a very specific kind of grief. It finds beauty in horror. It's free so why not?
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Canabalt (Vita, '09) Completion: - Recommend: 🏃 Best Part: Backgrounds When I found out this game had a Vita port I decided to see if it still holds up. It does. Perfect lil game.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Another Crab's Treasure (PC, '24) Completion: 👍 Recommend: 🦀🦀🦀 Best Part: When the lil guys curse We have Sekiro at home. Because this game is easier than Sekiro, I sometimes got to experience the joy of really dominating bosses like I never did in Sekiro. But it's still not Sekiro.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Egg (Browser, '25) Completion: 4/6 Recommend: Check it out Best Part: Egg BACK TO BACK EGG GAMES! Terry Cavanagh has long been a favorite of mine. His ability to take simple concepts and build compelling games of just the right length is masterful. This one isn't going in the Louvre but it's cool.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Evil Egg (PC, '25) Completion: There is no end Recommend: Yeah! Best Part: Seizures This game reminds me a lot of Squid Yes, Not So Octopus 2: Squid Harder. It's free, why not play it?
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Ratchet & Clank (Vita, '12) Completion: Almost done Recommend: Sure Best Part: There's a weapon called the Suck Cannon I can totally see how this would spawn an incredibly successful series. I've heard the combat in 2 is fantastic so I'm excited to play that. Hopefully they dropped the hoverboard.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Adventure Time: Hey Ice King! Why'd You Steal Our Garbage?! (3DS, '12) Completion: 👍 Recommend: 👎 Best Part: It's got jokes I wanted to play one of the Adventure Time games and this gave me what I wanted. The controls are mid and the levels are mid, but it made me laugh a few times and I like that.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Flywrench (PC, '15) Completion: 2/3 Recommend: Kinda Best Part: Planet select screen I wanted a game that was all execution no downtime and this was it. Really wish I had it on a handheld.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Hades II (PC, '25) Completion: ✅ Recommend: BANGER Best Part: Fuckin up Chronos Supergiant knows how to make every part of their games amazing AND treats their employees well? That's almost as hot as every single character in this game! Story resonates less than Hades 1 but whatever, great game.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
R4: Ridge Racer Type 4 (PS1, '98) Completion: Beat every GP on multiple difficulties Recommend: YES Best Part: WINNING How are games like this possible? I was transported into the body of a man racing for his life and his team to the best soundtrack imaginable against incredible opponents. Unreal.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Lumines Electronic Symphony (Vita, '12) Completion: Played a bunch of levels, got some unlocks Recommend: Not sure Best Part: When the colors are good I never took the time to actually learn how to play the game, I just let the vibes carry me, and that wasn't the worst decision. Gonna go back.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The Talos Principle (PC, '14) Completion: ☑️ Recommend: Depends Best Part: Opening hours This is a quality puzzle game, but I should not have forced myself to finish it. The story was NOT compelling, and there was a point where the game just stopped being interesting to figure out, but I pressed on.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
That Which Gave Chase (PC, '23) Completion: ✅ Recommend: ☑️ Best Part: My dogs Great little retro-styled horror game. Builds the creepy tension from minute one, constantly throws curves in both the story and the design, and doesn't overstay its welcome. How do you make deer scary?!
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Star Fox 64 3D (3DS, '11) Completion: Once Recommend: Sure Best Part: Barrell Roll Never played as a kid. I have now done one complete play-though. That's enough for me.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
3D Classics: Kirby's Adventure (3DS, '11) Completion: ✅ Recommend: ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻) Best Part: Scary ending As a kid this was one of the games I could consistently beat in just a sitting or two, so I did that a lot. Was nice to revisit, even if the 3D adds nothing. They should make a 3D Kid Dracula.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Vertigo (PSP, '08) Completion: ☑️ Recommend: HIDDEN GEM ALERT Best Part: Falling On one level in this game you're in orbit around a lush, gorgeous forest planet. Falling is a treat because you get to look at the gorgeous renders of the planet. Then you play on the planet's surface and it's fugly.
Cover art for Spinout, a game I know as Vertigo, also sometimes called RealPlay PuzzleSphere.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Sonic Mania (PC, '17) Completion: About half Recommend: 👍👍 Best Part: Sanic It's just really good Sonic. Like close your eyes and picture Sonic. You're picturing Sonic Mania.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Death Stranding (PC, '21) Completion: 10 hours Recommend: Dunno Best Part: Playing the game, which is like 5% of the experience I really like playing this game, but for every 30 seconds of running there is an hour of cutscenes that MIGHT be interesting eventually but I will never find out.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Luftrausers (Vita, '14) Completion: I put some time in Recommend: ☑️ Best Part: Going into space Score attack arcade-style game with gorgeous graphics. Pretty cool, but actual progression is tied behind really obtuse objectives that rely heavily on RNG and some of them are clearly bugged so eh.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Jet Set Radio (Vita, '12) Completion: ✅ Recommend: Hmm Best Part: I mean just look at it If this game had good controls it would be the best selling game on every platform, the Jet Set Party would win every election. But the controls suck so we just talk about "vibes". They're damn good vibes tho.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Super 10 Pin (PC, '25) Completion: ☑️ Recommend: Yes! Best Part: The voice that says "Spare" It's the kind of bowling game you would expect on the N64, but with vaporwave styling and a great soundtrack. It's just simple fun and great models like all of modus' games, not much more to it.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Just Cause 2 (PC, '10) Completion: ✅ Recommend: Maybe one of the later ones Best Part: Flyin' If it was still 2010 I would probably consider this one of the coolest games I've ever played but it's 2025 and I want more than the ability to have my plane immediately shot down by racist stereotypes.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Ultros (PC, '24) Completion: Not that far Recommend: No Best Part: The cover Another game I wanted to like. I am low key obsessed with El Huervo's art and music and have been since Hotline Miami. I own damn near everything he's ever put out. But art and music alone does not a good game make.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Rain World (PC, '17) Completion: ~1/4 Recommend: ✅ Best Part: Just look at it, damn! I've tried this game over and over trying to crack it. On paper it's the perfect game for me but I just CANNOT figure it out. I'm going to play it again with a guide. I don't like that but I WANT IN!!!
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Tekken 6 (PSP, '09) Completion: Played a few modes Recommend: Sure! Best Part: King and Paul I dunno, it's a fighting game for the PSP. Seems like it would really scratch the itch for fighting fans but I'm not one of those so I just wanted to see the costumes.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"Your name is in the Epstein Files. Principal Skinner saw it with his own eyes." "That's true, but I was only in the files to get instructions on how to get away from the files!"
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Aesop Rock's Black Hole Superette Experience (PC, '25) Completion: ✅ Recommend: Eh Best Part: The item labels A less interesting version of what RAP Ferrera did with Bob's Son but still interesting for a few minutes.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (PC, '19) Completion: ✅ Recommend: ☑️ Best Part: Owl Father A nearly perfect game, and the best game I played in 2025. If FromSoft can make a soulslike rhythm game this good then I don't want to hear ANYONE saying my soulslike dating sim idea won't work.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Phantasy Star Portable 2 Infinity (PSP, '11) Completion: No Recommend: Worth a shot Best Part: Samurai HuCast I gave the fan translation a try. It has a lot of what I love about PSO but in between every mission you have to sit through the most inane anime dialogue and I just don't have that in me.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Dread Delusion (PC, '24) Completion: ✅ Recommend: ☑️ Best Part: Monster in the Basement This game starts slow as hell but once it takes off it never stops being cool. Best game writing I've seen in years, amazing character and environment design. Solid progression right to the end. Giant mollusks.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Stone (PC, '18) Completion: 50% Recommend: 😒 Best Part: The opening is identical to the opening of Disco Elysium I've enjoyed many VN-adjacent games that don't have any real gameplay, but usually they have heart. This one instead goes, "what if we have jokes?" which would be fine if it had jokes.
Cover art for Stone: A Hip Hop Stoner Noir. That subtitle does more to attempt to set a tone for the game than anything actually in the game.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Pixel Puzzle Collection (Android, '18) Completion: 200% Recommend: ✅ Best Part: Thinking expert mode was impossible and then 100%ing it Maybe the only good phone game I've ever played? It's a nonogram/picross style game with art from Konami games. The controls are tight, that's really all it takes.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Skin Deep (PC, '25) Completion: ✅ Recommend: 🎊 BEST GAME OF 2025 🎊 Best Part: 😻 I got caught killing a guy on the bridge so I ejected his skull and used it to smash a window, blowing us all into space where only I survived. IMMSIM! Still can't believe this is the Gravity Bone guy.
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Lost Kingdoms (GCN, '02) Completion: Can't beat last boss Recommend: ✅ Best Part: WHIP WORM You can really tell this game was inspired by Dark Souls! Once you get going the game isn't too hard to break, but some of the harder challenges almost seem designed for that. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovEn...
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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth (Vita, '14) Completion: I've beaten the chest level Recommend: YES Best Part: The creator was once asked why red poop hurts you and he replied, "because it is made out of AIDS" Imagine how popular this game would be if it wasn't made of all the most unsettling shit.
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