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Dean @dean-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It's so funny that in Will Osprey's #AllIn26 Baba O'Riley entrance montage they exclusively show wrestling clips except for when the lyric, "Out here in the fields" hits and they show stock footage of fields. It's SO FUNNY.

Stock footage of fields. Are they British fields? WHO KNOWS!?

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

The only AI I care about is 'Andy Incognito', a masked vagabond who keeps foiling my rivals schemes (and who looks dashing while doing it). It feels gauche to revel in my rival's turmoil so I've never appeared publicly with the rapscallion, but in secret I laud his achievements.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Family Guy walked so 30 Rock could run don't @ me

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Noticed that a lot of people drop the y in their name when they grow up (Timmy ➡️ Tim for example) so on days when I'm feeling especially mature I'm gonna start introducing myself as And

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

My partner was really disappointed when they thought they were about to enter my third phase, only to defeat me outright. I only have two phases! I have a hidden redemption arc but no one is willing to grind hard enough to unlock it.

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Ori-Warui -KNUCKLE JET out now on Steam! @oleivarrudi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It's funny how much Final Fantasy 1 owes to this 1986 Japanese Cindy Crawford Pocari Sweat ad, art directed by Moebius

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Lisa Snowden @lisasnowden.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Baltimore musicians of all genres: send your music to us so we can review it!

To submit music for review, please email us at music@baltimorebeat.com. Send a short bio, a photograph of yourself or artwork for your project, and a link to the music. Please include credit information for the photographer.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Yesterday I got REALLY caffeinated and a lil stoned and banged out 11 pages to complete the first draft of my latest short story, Bleeding Kandrid. Another story of Nestor, this time dealing with the competing interests of two aristocratic houses in a political thriller. This one is kinda funny!

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

KONOSUKE TAKESHITA: I like Phantasmo, I want Kyle Fletcher, I hate Okada ME: Oh shit we're playing fuck marry kill? Ok fuck Fletcher, marry ELP, kill Okada #AEWCollision

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

When I die bury me with my copy of God Slayer, the Famicom version of my favorite NES game Crystalis. I don't have one yet so you might have to buy it upon my death. But that would be such a waste, buy it for me now.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Jailbreaking a John Deere tractor as an anniversary gift for my ant farm.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Kojima games might be fun to play but I'll never know because they make you sit through hours of the most inane cutscenes imaginable just to make you walk ten steps and start another boring cutscene. I wanna play Death Stranding but it's simply not possible.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Buy me a beer and I'll tell you about the time I became filthy rich before losing my entire fortune investing in a faulty healthcare device. Don't believe me? Then how do you explain that I still have THIS?!

Me showing my buddy my glass elephant, one of the two things I was able to save after squandering my fortune (the other being a new roof).

Come to think of it, the buddy pictured is an inventor, and his brother is the one that got me to invest in the faulty device. Wait does that mean....?

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Angeline Era is a very strange, very beautiful game. Beat it on hard. I didn't find the plot resolution satisfying, but the gameplay was top notch throughout and I was hitting the screenshot button CONSTANTLY to capture the gorgeous and the weeeeird.

The main character, Tets, sitting next to a tower the looks like baby's first Minecraft build. It's beautiful.

Tets in a western setting with a woman who is very concerned about him. She's right to be.

One of the earliest hints of the Christian esoterica that fleshes out this world. One of the main themes of the game is the tension between Christian theology and the old folklore of the world.

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mara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I tried to get Ross to test the mics but noooooooo! This was a great conversation. I hope you at home can power through the audio issues. Hope to be back one day!

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Just told my coworker I was going to be "sick" tomorrow but I accidentally did the drinky motion instead of the air quotes motion. Ugh I should (*places finger gun to head, gives big thumbs up*)

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

My parents really let me watch CSI and hear about how sex is always about power when I was at an age where sex was looking at one (1) boob and saying thank you.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

If I'm bigger than you irl then my font should be bigger than yours on social media. And you should give me $6.

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DevMsg.txt @devmsg-txt.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Now I'm thinking, programming is very bad for Health, Stomack and Life, however computer desire excellent programes.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Oh man finally, Brian Cage is bac- oh it's Osprey. #AEWRevolution

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Bro, you sure you wanna die on that hill? Your ancestors died on that hill. They shed blood, much of it their own, so you could live a better life. A life free from the cycle of suffering and death that they fled. A life of simple pleasures and comforts. Live on that hill, bro.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I hate that my enemy doesn't allow women to get an education so I used my Rad Bipedal Mech to blow up a girl's school.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

There's a certain kind of guy that believes in his soul that he could knock down a great stone pillar to destroy an evil cathedral if he were mad enough and I don't know why I'm like this.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Shout out to @terrycavanaghgames.com. I played Judith and Don't Look Back at a formative time. Seeing VVVVVV and super Hexagon blow up was very satisfying. His giant thread about learning to build in Roblox was fascinating, though I think it's been lost to time. Anyways check out his shit.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Schumer thinks masked ICE chuds should be allowed to terrorize immigrant communities and kill innocent people if they have a doctor's note.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Holding down ctrl+shift while starting my car so I don't have to get an oil change.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

The Blizzard of 20-what?! Oh you mean the Snowpocalypse? You're talking about the Snowmageddon. Are you talking about the Snowzilla? You're literally talking about the Snowlodomor. Wait do you mean the Holofrost?

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

"Your name is in the Epstein Files. Principal Skinner saw it with his own eyes." "That's true, but I was only in the files to get instructions on how to get away from the files!"

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

My boss thinks I helped her install Adobe Creative Cloud on her laptop but actually I installed a consecrated seed that will nourish itself on her incompetence, growing into a knotted visier. The visier will then install Adobe Creative Cloud.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

ME: First full week back in the office this year, maybe I should pretend to be sick and work from home GEN'VA'TOTH, FEL BLADE THAT SUPS ON THE ANGER OF INNOCENTS CAUGHT IN MEETINGS THEY DON'T NEED TO BE IN: No

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

It's important to first imagine that you CAN make a large, positive community based on something typically considered part of the toxic Internet manosphere. Completely unrelated please check out reddit dot com slash r slash DnD!

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

It's really hard to get people interested in my favourite comics when I have to start by going, "it's actually pronounced BLAM, like a gun!"

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

All actions I take in my Rad Bipedal Mech are taken with complete immunity, the courts said none can judge me. I'm going to use it to capture my enemy's Lame Bipedal Mech and drag it in front of the court to be tried for war crimes!

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

2025 GAMING ROUND-UP -- In the year 2025 I played at least 66 games, and finished ~51% of them. In the first couple months of 2026 I will talk about one of them a day.

An 11x6 grid of the cover art for the games I played. They are:
Ape Escape: On the Loose, Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy, Chrono Trigger, Phantasy Star Online Episode I & II, Risk of Rain Returns, Tunic, CTGP-7 (a Mario Kart 7 fan mod), Shenmue, Blasted Road Terror, Wipeout 2048, Caves of Qud, Demon's Tilt, Elex, Straftat, Gal*Gun: Double Peace, Quadrilateral Cowboy, Bombing!!: A Graffiti Sandbox, Bully: Scholarship Edition, Tyrian 2000, Star Trek: Borg, Lunacid, Timespinner, The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, Lost Kingdoms, Skin Deep, Pixel Puzzle Collection, Stone, Dread Delusion, Phantasy Star Portable 2 Infinity, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, Aesop Rock's Black Hole Superette Experience, Tekken 6, Rain World, Ultros, Just Cause 2, Super 10 Pin, Jet Set Radio, Luftrausers, Death Stranding: Director's Cut, Sonic Mania, Vertigo, 3D Classics: Kirby's Adventure, Star Fox 64 3D, That Which Gave Chase, The Talos Principle, Lumines Electronic Symphony, R4: Ridge Racer Type 4, Hades II, Flywrench, Adventure Time: Hey Ice King! Why'd You Steal Our Garbage?!, Ratchet & Clank, Evil Egg, Egg, Another Crab's Treasure, Canabalt, Biophobia, Sega Bass Fishing, Ziggurat, Citizen Sleeper, Bust-a-Move 4, Hypogea, MotorStorm: Arctic Edge, Umurangi Generation, Thief Gold, Dustforce, and Atlyss.

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Wes Moore should invent a title like "Full and Legal Resident of the United States of America (Maryland Chapter)", grant it to everyone who has ever been to the state, and kick ICE out until the courts say it doesn't count. Then invent a new title and do it again.

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小澤至論 @ozshiron.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

本日12月18日、アケアカ版アウトフォクシーズ発売！どこか憎めない殺し屋達が次々と起きる状況変化をも利用し対決！格ゲー大ブームの中、僕が黙々と遊んでたら隣で見てた友達が「これ、めちゃくちゃ良いゲームなんじゃないか！？」と目を丸くして驚いてた姿を思い出します！未だ代替え品のない傑作！

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Last night I had to call 911 for a fire 2 doors down. They pulled my neighbor out. Spent my morning trying to figure out if she lived but if you search "news Baltimore fire" all you get is a firefighter serial masturbator SO PROLIFIC they had to decontaminate multiple facilities (and ice machines??)

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

The winner of The Game Awards is...the girl reading this post...(and not watching The Game Awards)...

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i∀mfivebears @iamfivebears.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

We're experiencing weird deliverability issues with our marketing emails at work. We're A/B testing and we think the problem is either that an ancient ziggurat has been acting as a psychic magnet, attracting those electronic signals which bear its inscrutable sigils in its code, or a template issue.

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