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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 44m
Stefan Burnett all glitchy rapping Guillotine from the front seat of a car.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 55m
You think anyone who was part of the brainstorming session for Outback Steakhouse's motto considered how it could be construed given Australia's non-indigenous culture grew out of successive groups of convicts?
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 6h
i miss these girls so much, ill get some photos of the current crew in some costumes soon
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 5h
This is what insanity feels like because my brain is flat-out denying these scenes were in the movie. Maybe it's because I've seen Evil Dead 2 way more times than the original, but like I saw this and I went "Oh cool someone stuck some really nice extra stuff in as, like, a project".
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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 9h
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Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com · 8h
One of my favorite exchanges from a Darcy Generic comic, sometime in the early 2000s after Darcy's regular doctor had passed on and Darcy now needs to go through the agony of finding a new specialist before his prescription runs out.
Darcy generic sits at a table looking pensive. Finally he asks "this homeopath of yours... he can't actually prescribe real antipsychotics, can he?"

From across the table Joyce replies "He can give you a dilute solution of Charles Manson's pee, which should be just as effective".
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Kim Acuff Steiner @emberdione.bsky.social · 8h
"You can tell what kind of person someone is based on how they treat service employees!" You can also tell based on if they try to make things better for those following them in their career or if they feel "I did it, they should have to as well." That second one is a huge red flag.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 7h
my friend is trying to help her anxiety, feel more comfortable with herself, and she comes to me for advice while I'm over here in my lane going
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 8h
Listen to Fearless by Crown Lands. it's great.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 9h
TIL file format for genesis roms, as long as they're unheadered (bin/gen/md), are interchangable and mutable, you can just rename a bin to gen and it will still work in an emulator. That's fun. I enjoy that. I don't know why, but I do.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 9h
www.gog.com/en/game/sabo... It's two dollars, it's the best open-world Nazi murder simulator ever made, and you only gotta mess about with it a little to get it running smooth on modern PCs. If you haven't you really should.
gog.com
The Saboteur™ 90% off | GOG.COM
Not all wars are fought on the open battlefield. Download The Saboteur to visit 1940s Naz
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 9h
One of the things about Rush that I really like is sometimes it's hard to tell if you're listening to a recording of a live show (aside from crowd noises) and a studio track just because they were JUST THAT GOOD. Every night, every tour, perfect takes.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 9h
I feel like I've seen that, a metroidvania where you start out broken and crawling and have to piece together bits. It wasn't horror, but it was robo. Fuck that's gonna bother me.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 9h
Yes because clearly the fault lies in the man who was shot for having the... audacity? To exist? While the fucking SS were on the prowl. How dare he. A brick in a sock for this man.
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skELLY @ellyzoe.bsky.social · 10h
“I personally would choose not to be surrounded by brownshirts when my child was present.” 🫡
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 10h
well. I'm moist.
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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 11h
#GnomonTV
#GnomonTV
"The Fast and the Frumious"
Vin Diesel

See also:
* Jabberwocky (Lewis Carroll)
* The Fast and the Furious
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I realized I never posted this here.
An aging Johnny Cash playing guitar. The caption reads

"I pooped myself today, to see if I still feel.

The feces pierced the skin, the only thing that's real."

To be read in the cadence of the lyrics to Hurt by Nine Inch Nails.
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Shannon Hay @shannonsketches.bsky.social · 23h
Today on Help I’m Trapped in a Sitcom: Llandlord gave me a notice letter on Tuesday. Wednesday I told her I got a place lined up and to please expect a call for reference soon. Today new potential landlord reached out to say she can’t get ahold of her. Did I die? Is this the dumbest circle of hell?
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Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com · 22h
My second handbound copy of the Principia Discordia; slightly bigger than A5 size. This one is going to my sister. The title and apple were drawn with Posca markers, which I think enhances the handmade feel. If I were to do more of these I think I'd switch to B5 size (close to comic book w/h).
A hand bound copy of the Principia Discordia. Cloth cover with blue and white floral/doggy pattern. The title and the apple of discord have been hand drawn onto the cloth with Posca markers.
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David Katze (vtuber) @davidkatzevt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SLOP WATCH: The Sonic Adventure recomp is vibe coded. You can tell because they say so and also because every code comment is a 4+ line short story and people who have actually done real decomp work (SPEEPSHighway) have no clue what it's even doing despite this. gj clod i mean claude #slopwatch
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 23h
A sweet little brown mouse with adorable giant eyes and a proportionately long tail looking up at you saying "give me jellybeans you fuckhead".
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/arti...
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The delivery, the lead-in with 'glory quest', just a really well timed gag.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm 12 years old, it's fine. This is fine.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks @lgr-yt.bsky.social for catching me off guard and stealing a series of painful wheezing laughs out of my mirth-hole with the phrase 'boner quest'.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
easy or story mode should absolutely exist, games as a form of media and entertainment should only be challenging to the people who want them to be. that sword should cut both ways.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
easy or story mode should absolutely exist, games as a form of media and entertainment should only be challenging to the people who want them to be. that sword should cut both ways.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
need.
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Gideon Zhi @aeongenesis.net · 08/10/2026
They're small tortellini-sized dumplings, usually filled with pork sausage but sometimes potato. Dip in melted butter and/or sour cream.
A plate of pelmeni with some sour cream. Small dish of melted butter off to the left.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so me on any given Tuesday. got it.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the mental image of "I FEEL THREATENED!" *poops* is making me chuckle in a way that's disrupting the chill of my coworkers and that makes it even funnier.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
aaaahh my foot fell asleep because I drive a hatchback and I don't actually fit back here.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sitting in the trunk of my car so I'm outside but still in the shade, discovered I had a machete up my butt. not in a dangerous way, just in a "oh yeah, I had a machete in here" way.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just had the phrase "medicinal cummies" pop into my head for the first time in years and if I have to suffer so shall you all.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
medicinal huggies.
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Professor Tom of Shujin Academy VGM Club @shujinacademy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In honor of International Lesbian Day, here are my favorite anime lesbian couples.
Utena and Anthy from Revolutionary Girl Utena.Suletta and Miorine from Gundam: Witch from Mercury
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JV West @jvwest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This little strip arc with Sluggo's new hat was pretty good. That look on Nancy's face is priceless.
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Old DeuTaranomy🧶⚒️ @kindofstrange.com · 08/10/2026
She huggies the leggy
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
please not I'm not including real-life things like public trading, lootboxes, DLC, etcetera because those are not intrinsic elements of the game, they are humanity's proclivity towards enshittifying everything in pursuit of money.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It rolls into the ever-present hint companion who barks out the solution to a puzzle, sometimes before the player even has had time to realize there IS a puzzle. These things as accessibility options are FINE, but put them in a menu as an option, not as the default experience.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think one of the worst things to have happened to video games, like in the pantheon of history, is leaning into the idea that even if the player fails at a task, isn't paying attention, hell even if they put down the controller the game should play out like they succeeded.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Florist of Why
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sisi jiang @six6jiang.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me: “i grew up eating sichuan food since i was a kid. how spicy could “vindaloo” even be” me 5 bites later: “MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE EYES OF GOD”
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Middy 18+ (Kittykittykittykittykittyki-) @middyblueshark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've made a couple of posts on this stuff, but I'm gonna post some more because it's my account. If someone can't give up Harry Potter despite knowing JKR's politics and her direct actions regarding those politics. I just think they're weak. It's not a matter of 'giving up all your joy' or-
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I earnestly love that I work for Games Workshop but some things remain a universal truth.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it is five minutes before the end of my shift if anyone drops a ticket or calls in I will kill everyone in this building followed by myself.
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Angst Harrier @angstharrier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game Alien Storm (1991) by SEGA]

[Sega Genesis logo]
FUCK
EVERYTHING
BEING ENGINEERED TO BE SO

[Game title]
ALIENATING™

[Official Sega seal]
HOW
'BOUT
YOU
PRE-DICK-TIVE
MARKET MY
BALLS
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More like laudaYUM rimshot.
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