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✨Mel Albino✨ @nalemart.bsky.social · 1h
Ok, maybe it's time we find the Jamsels a new home.
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Evan @evan.best · 3h
inner darkness aside I am actually filled with whimsy and love
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 1h
Who We Molest in the Shadows
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 1h
every time I see Kelsey Grammer I get a brief moment where I go "Ok brain, no, that's not the dude who played Jame Gumb."
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 2h
I love that weird era in the late 80s to mid 90s when a handful of otherwise normal musicians went "fuck it we cyberpunk now". Warren Zevon with Transverse City, Cassandra Complex with Cyberpunx, Billy Idol with Cyberpunk, Information Society's Don't Be Afraid, etc etc.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 2h
I typed the phrase "chortling and rubbing its nipples like a Hutt on ketamine" earlier today and the mental image still makes me laugh like an idiot.
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Nemesis Warlock, Queer Internet Space Wizard @nemesistwarlock.bsky.social · 4h
Dear any guy out there: Keep👏 It👏 In👏 Your👏 Pants👏
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 4h
someone tell me to finish the second Rumi Tooms Interlude, I haven't worked on it in almost a week and I feel bad but also eeeeeefffffooooorrrrrtttt.
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 4h
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 5h
It might be a really controversial take but I do think there should be segmented parts of the internet based on age, and not in a 'kids should be restricted' way, more in a 'adults should be restricted' way.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 8h
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 8h
lots of chuds in the comments lamenting being "betrayed" like they were the ones who were assaulted. fuck off.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If your algorithmic reach requires you to censor words to prevent being limited, just go somewhere else. You don't need the platform to be interesting, the platform needs you to be on it to exist. Go be interesting in real life.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I get why it's funny, I get why people enjoy it, but we gotta stop with the whole 'humans are the most dangerous species in the galaxy, they breathe OXYGEN!' type shit. It's dull and stupid to put humanity on a pedestal on the galactic stage. You're a better writer than that. Be better.
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Internet Skeleton Rahan @rahanakero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
shit i text to my friends: “i should probably apologize to my scottish friends for the stereotypes” edition. don’t possess grandma’s kids, she ain’t playing.
me: working on another video for a horror movie i have not and likely would not see (curse of la lorona), and i think exorcism horror might be the silliest genre to think about in depth

my friend: Oh?

me: by structure, all of these movies are "someone gets spooked by something, and then an old person shows up to yell at the monster until it me: I now want an exorcism movie with a scottish grandma. no religious shit, she just comes in to the room and goes "ach ya spooky cunt get outta my bairn or i'll fuckin' beat the shit outta you

my friend: HAHAHAHAH WOULD WATCH

me: just fuckin' whaling on some misbegotten spirit with a rolling pin, ranting about how the little shit had better go back to maggie thatcher's house in hell.
i'd take that over a thousand The Conjurings.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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arcanetrivia @arcanetrivia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#monkeyisland #textposts
Screenshot from Return to Monkey Island. After a ship-to-ship battle, LeChuck and Captain Madison sit exhausted on a ruined ship deck. A text post is pasted on top that says, "Changing the relationship status to 'Stalemate'".Screenshot from Return to Monkey Island. LeChuck, Flair Gorey, and Captains Lila, Madison, and Trent stand in the Voodoo Lady's shop, debating what to do about the safe that holds the Secret of Monkey Island, which they can't open. A text post is pasted on top that says "Changing the relationship status to 'Uneasy truce'".Screenshot from Return to Monkey Island. LeChuck, Lila, and Flair are under the Monkey Head. Madison's hat is pinned to the wall with a sword and LeChuck has just drawn his sword to attack Lila. A text post is pasted on top that says, "Changing the relationship status to 'Mutually assured descruction'".
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alex 👁 @almightyplate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i talk about fuck's quest II on a weekly basis as an example of the best steam page in the business. if i was given control of the IP and an opportunity to either make Backbone 2 or Fuck's Quest III you know what my choice would be
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SilverSpook @silverspookguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My girl is a bit big, but I like how her hair matches the sky! What do you think about this style? #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev #retrogame #art #artist #noai
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Allen🔪🔪🔪 @kasphomet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've done a lot of playtesting for this. Seriously this is the earliest I've ever had input or helped with a game. It's cool as hell to see how far it's come! I'm so happy for the devs that you can finally try the demo, right now! store.steampowered.com/app/4617940/...
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Incoherence: Dark Rooms Demo on Steam
You awaken in a strange yet familiar room with multiple doors, with no memory of how you got there. As you explore, you discover this place you are trapped in is built from interconnected rooms drawn ...
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Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope this Scots Zelda translation is in actual Scots and not the made-up version the Scots wiki was in.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you followed me because I said something witty or hinged one time I'm sorry but you fucked up. You fucked up hard.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he saw my surname on my debit card and was like "I've only ever met one other white person with that name and we were on the same golf team in high school" and I went "Was his name %my dad's name%", he said "... Yeah?" and I went "That was my dad."
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is the second most fuckable rat creature I've ever seen and I grew up with The Great Mouse Detective as my favorite Disney movie. Hence why it's the second, you see. Oh, Ratigan...
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If anyone tells you Max from Sam and Max is their spirit animal you should back away slowly while explaining you have the other end of the planet from them to be at.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I ever see one more fucking white dude with his mouth open pretending to be amazed for a clickbait thumbnail I will top myself.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
had a craving and found smoked salmon for half off. made lox and bagels for dinner.
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Nina Marotta ☢️💙 @mrschief7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey, you. Yeah, you. Remember who the fuck you are.
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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VampyFiend3 @vampfiend3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sigh i might as well get a headstart on October rent i have to come up with 635 im still looking for work and still waiting on the government to unfuck itself for benefits venmo.com/code?user_id... cash.app/$djlyde ko-fi.com/vampyfiend3
venmo.com
DeBair Lyde | @VampyFiend3
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
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✨Mel Albino✨ @nalemart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some #roguetrader stuff I drew a while back 👀#warhammer40k
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I miss H. Salt fish and chips. they weren't great but they were comfy.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paul Denton: I haven't slept since my brother was invented. Alex: You... You mean born, right? Paul: Sure.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paul Denton saying "I haven't slept in 4 years, 8 months, 18 days, 11 hours, 26 minutes, and 37 seconds. 38 seconds.
Anyway, I could if I wanted to. But I don't."

made on death generator.com.
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gilda, right? @neuroticjewishlady.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this does not go the other way around. however, puerto ricans should be allowed to be italian!
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Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com · 29/09/2026
A book!
A hand bound copy of the Principia Discordia
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✨Mel Albino✨ @nalemart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably won't finish it by Wednesday, but finally started on the new ep #slimegirls #webtoon #wip
Three Jamsels, fruit-themed slime girls, are nodding in unison. From left to right, BB, Connie, and Mandi.
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Patrick K Mills @pkernaghan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's legal to snatch meta glasses and meta muse off of strangers and smash them. Not a crime in any jurisdiction! Fun legal facts you should act on
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm still applying for jobs outside the USA in the hopes someone will help me get the fuck out of this country. I like working for Games Workshop but I'll gladly bail on it for an opportunity to emigrate.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOBW...
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wario.mp4
YouTube video by magikind
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So I try to not make impulse purchases unless they're, like, incredibly powerful impulses. Like when I go to my wrestling mask dealer and see they have a FUCKING FLEA MASK.
a real-life legit honest to fuck luchador mask of The Flea from Mucha Lucha holy shit.
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ethers.elixirs 🏳️‍⚧️ @eviemae.ink · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sassy Hand Job
ALT: Sassy Hand Job
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arcanetrivia @arcanetrivia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Secret of Monkey Island (also Mark Ferrari) looks very good, and there are some Sierra EGA games around this time that are nice (HQ/QFG1, KQ4), but Loom is just so breathtakingly gorgeous. That last image there of the Shore of Wonder has stuck with me for ~35 years.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@banditloaf.wcnews.com was there ever a DVD or streaming release of the Wing Commander cartoon that didn't have messed up audio mixing? The last time I checked the official (?) DVD the sound/music was mixed way over the dialogue.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DBZ songs that hit the hardest for you 321 go. Brain Dance - for the life of me I have no idea where this song even goes in the show but I love it with all my heart. Day of Destiny - if this isn't on your list you're wrong.
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These are just borrowed background characters from Doug.
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just an FYI, I made a completely-handmade webpage with comprehensive retranslations of the entirety of The Last Blade and its sequel. If that intrigues you... moriyamug.neocities.org/lblade/1/
moriyamug.neocities.org
The Last Blade
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Bodb @iachbodb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I may have a moment of gross negatively, I keep encountering friends of friends situations where I can't help but think "Does nobody ever call you out on your shit?" whenever they talk.
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Anthony Pham @viridianth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're a friend, mutual, or friend of, from Nebraska (or close to) or close to, there's a position open for tech support of VR sims opening to up I can refer you for. Doesn't need to be ask exact match. #GameJobs #GameDev
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