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Angst Harrier
@angstharrier.bsky.social
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NSFW OR SANITY SEGA means beating off in Italian lmao ✊🍆 Tip me: Cashapp $angsthair 👉 ko-fi.com/angstharrier/gallery
![[Modified cover for the PlayStation 1 game, No One Can Stop Mr. Domino! (1998) by Artdink. Mr. Domino's face has been replaced with that of online personality Mr. Beast]
[Title] Some Body Should Stop Mr. Beast!
[PlayStation sidebar] PleaseStop
[PS logo changed to CIA logo] PsyOp
[ESRB Logo] NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT THIS MF IS EVIL
[Artdink and Akklaim logos] ANNOYING ASShole](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreih224tg5kcfoy7ycnxouobhyurggj7dfyip7jbrkfgrh72omyswvu)
![[altered box art for the Sega CD game Microcosm (1994) by Psygnosis. artwork depicts a man in a spacesuit floating above a giant gaping chasm, ring included, hello old friend]
[Title] MACROCHASM
[Sidebar SEGA logo] GAPE
[Sidebar Sega CD type] MEGA BM
[Sega seal] THE GOAT MAN
[Psygnosis logo replaced with a bowling ball] BRUNSWICK BUTT PLUGS
[copyright text] IMAGINE THE FARDS, I BET IT BLOWS OUT LIKE A BIG "WHOOOOOOF"
[ratings label] You could fit A-WHOLE Damn Arbys Restaurant In There!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreib3sw4z7u2jhiehwhmkwd4445nudu65anfui5w4fcfqejmfmrklsu)
![[Altered box art for the game Aerobiz (1993) by KOEI]
[Artwork depicts a parasitic man in his high rise office, phone in hand, seemingly distracted by a plane flying awfully close to his window]
[KOEI logo] WAIT
[Game title] Hold on, Bob
[Footer] Looks like it's happening again...
[Sega Genesis logo] YEAH ANOTHER ONE SO MUCH FOR GOLF TODAY
[Sega seal] Why does this keep happening?
[Copyright text] you'd think that exploiting nations for labor and resources would have no repurcussions, sheesh](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreiegewv6o3pzfikx2igkvdpufbh34723soti53n32rs52rz4m3as2m)
![[Altered boxart for the game Greatest Heavyweights (1993) by SEGA]
[Boxart features a roster photograph of various rightwing idiots, one of which oddly has a large red X over one of them]
[Sega Sports Logo] FUCK™ THESE DORKS
[Genesis Sidebar] PATHETIC™
[Sega Seal] ALPHA? MORE LIKE SUGMA
[Sega logo] WEAK™
[Title] GREATEST PANTYWAISTS [two pairs of panties adorn the bottom of the title]
[People, in order from top left]
Steven 'Butt Chowder' Crowder
Ben 'The Dessicant' Shapiro
Elon 'Please Like Me' Musk
Missing His Meds [Kanye West]
Fucker Arseson™
Alex 'Poor But Still A Threat' Jones
Little Face [GIANT RED X]
Tim 'Has Hair Loss Insecurities' Pool
[Flavor text]
These So Called 'Alpha Males' Really Fucking Suck Shit For Grifting the U.S.
[Ratings box]
These Guys Are SCARED Of Things Like Cities, Ethnic People and Independent Women
What Losers!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreieyt6lvksztvccy5hq63lr6koqc7uwydz6lnh246t6gbd7okxhuye)
![[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game Dungeons & Dragons - Warriors of the Eternal Sun (1992) by SEGA]
[Sega Genesis logo]
EVER
NOTICE HOW
THE ONLINES IS FULL OF
[Title logo]
DUMBASSES & DICKHEADS
WARRIORS OF THE ETERNAL SEPTEMBER
THE INTERNET WAS A MISTAKE
[Sega official seal]
THE WORLD
ENDED
IN 1993](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreihzj3b3oumishkmyjhs6ywjkxl7podc2gajeiwnke7lwsjzulerki)
![[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game Warsong (1992) published by Treco]
[Title]
WARTDONG
[Official Sega Seal]
MY PENUS
HORTS
AND SMELLS FUNNY
[Sega Genesis badge]
IT IS
BURNING
WHEN I DO PEEPEE
[Treco logo]
TRICKLE
[Copyright text]
Maybe Using an Old Hollowed Out Moldy Pumpkin as a Fleshlight Was a Bad Idea...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreiffz2omhqy5aeohxomekohg2aapap4xbhvp3edhd5pdnl2hyb762a)
![[An image of Captain Planet flying over a warehouse engulfed in flames, while some matches and a gas can are falling out of his hands]
HEY KIDS!
Wanna save the planet?
Burn Down The amazon
[Smaller Captain Planet in the bottom right corner, pointing at the viewer, speech bubble over him reads "THE POWER IS YOURS"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreihsraiboaue2bxvkt2htnaas6t7abop3t2vxkxidzjq4v5fiyknfy)
![[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle & Friends by Absolute Entertainment (1993)]
[Game Title]
I Really Hope he
FUCKING DIES
From
SHITTING
His
BRAINS OUT™
[Bullwinkle is waving a flag that reads ANY DAY NOW]
[Sega seal]
WE'RE
TIRED
OF THIS
[Sega Genesis badge]
JUST
FUCKING
BITE IT ALREADY, SHIT
[Copyright info]
LET'S ALL HOPE HE GOES FOR THAT
EXTRA FILLET-O-FISH™ AND ADDERALL™
MAKING HIM DROP LIVE ON TV
[Absolute logo]
ASSHOLE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreigtbabnmeb5o3gu3qk3hsdsaowsy2jvzyp2ltb24v36h5ntktn6dy)
![[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game Sub Terrania (1993) by Zyrinx/SEGA]
[Logo]
CUM TERRARIUM
[Genesis sidebar]
GROSSNESS
[Sega Seal]
THIS IS ALL FOR
SCIENCE
PURPOSES
[Sega logo]
SMEGMA
[Ratings box]
Gotta Save Up My
JO
Fluids Because
I Am a Mentally
Sound Human Being](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreibdr7lexcsykc6phrpqbua5eyf3t5rpzs53llv23wohyg2ukqbxwq)
![[Altered box art for the Sega Genesis game Barbie Super Model (1993) by Hi Tech Expressions]
[Title]
Blow me™
you Stupid Motherfucker
[Sega Genesis sidebar]
SHIT
GOOBER ASS
[Sega seal]
JUST
GTFO
OF HERE
[Hi Tech logo]
DUMB ASS EXPRESSIONS
[Copyright text]
I DON'T RECALL ASKING YOU FOR YOUR INPUT OR FOR YOUR SHIT BREATH
[Rating box]
Hated by ALL™
FU
Not Recommended
For ANYONE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreiauxcqoblulobrt2cvpyq7cyxvhe6m5oxfighxg7sb5mas5nn3ncu)
![[Altered box art for the Genesis game World of Illusion (1992) by SEGA]
[Sega Genesis logo]
YOOOO are gummies supposed to do this?
[Title]
What the Christ was in that SHIT? I AM SO Fucking Doinked
[Official Sega seal]
This ain’t weed bro wtf](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreibrhat5kdxdhaezn37owprzgrd2trq5na76b6dvmbiv4ix5uh6o4e)
![[Altered box art for the NES game Gremlins 2 - The New Batch (1990) by Sunsoft. A starburst is covering the gremlin's groin.]
[Sunsoft header]
TAINTSOFT for the Perineal Area System
[Title]
GRUNDLE 2
THE NEW BONCH
THE STINKY PLACE
[NES logo]
FOR EXTERNAL
USE ONLY ON THE
Grussy®
IT WON'T COME OUT
IF IT GOES IN
[Copyright text]
We forgot to put a flared base on it. Also don't
use it after midnight or get it wet for some reason.
[Nintendo seal]
Official
Nutdildo
Gooner
Gizmo](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreih3r2wx4nuftbhhqrpk776a22wopnikrhhbo5rz6uorbbwt246zui)
![Parody magazine cover of an early 90s era GamePro. Cover depicts a wall of flames during a riot, while Sonic the Hedgehog is reclining in a chair in the corner, wearing shades and sipping on a lemonade while listening to some JG Thirlwell tunes.
[Header] SHIT • MIGHT • SUCK • BUT • YOU • CAN • MAKE • IT • BETTER
AngstPro
#1 HATER OF HATERS
-Society Is Breaking Down?!
Sonic sez that's FUCKING RAD
-Go Riot in The Streets!
Commit to Some Direct Action!
Donate to Organizations!
Throw a Brick!
Vote in Progressives!
Join a Union!
Tell a Cop to Eat Shit!
Cyberbully a Politician!
-Or Just Chill
And do drugs or make some stupid memes or something, I don't fucking care!
[UPC Code] Volume 6, Number 9 - $4.20 US / $6.66 CAN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreicyj2hxa3jasavaw5nnyz3em7dm5iuh425hjmsitkxy7igaau3mwy)
![[boxart for the Sega Genesis game CrossFire by KYUGO. logo hasn't been changed, instead the soldier on the boxart is fleeing from an explosion of CrossFire board game pieces, the 90s CNN CrossFire cast and an AMD Crossfire logo badge]
[Sega Genesis logo]
DUMB
OBVIOUS
JOKE FOR ELDER MILLENIALS
[KYUGO logo and copyright text]
STUPID
ANOTHER GREAT LOW EFFORT HANDMADE
PIECE OF CRAP FROM ANGST HARRIER
[Sega official seal]
THIS
ONE
SUCKS
I KNOW I'M
SORRY](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreif3pc5j5s36t2qvelpydd3oolbz7wfe6ry2yz5fdhjhrm4vhojlei)
![[Video game box art in the style of early Atari 2600 games. Artwork features red background with artwork of the White House engulfed in flames.]
[Game title] POLITICIANS HAVE NEVER BEEN YOUR FRIENDS
[Features]
535 ASSHOLES RUINING YOUR LIVES
ENDLESS WARS • MONEY WASTED
RICH GET RICHER • FUCK THE POORS
[Atari Logo] ANGST
Imagine stanning for these fucking evil parasites [WB logo]
AH 1312](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreicc65uimnrpacvlmsb3kz52opzszrf7de4r6hfu3dpxmgov5zqqy4)
![Box art for the Sega Genesis game "Barney's Hide & Seek Game" (1993)
Artwork depicts Barney and friends frolicking in a front yard. Barney is smiling with those big ass teeth and holding a red balloon.
Sega logo: RIOT
Title text: Let's All UNITE & K[OBSCURED]L THEM
Genesis sidebar: OPULECIDE
Sega Seal of Quality: SINK THEIR YACHTS WITH THEIR CORPSES
Rating label: DDD - Make Them Pay For Their Crimes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreif3w2g747dlm7uqlvt6nb5jfbz7z4hdus7fndyk33fesye6lvq54m)
![[Modified box art for the Sega Genesis game Batman Return of the Joker (1992) by Sunsoft]
[Title]
BUTTMAN™ JERGS OFF THE JERKELER™
[Sunsoft Logo]
SEMISOFT
[Genesis logo]
PULL GENTLY I GOT A CHANCRE THERE
[Sega seal]
MAKIN' COUNTRY GRAVY!
[Copyright text]
NEVER RUB ANOTHER MAN'S RHUBARB™ UNLESS HE ASKS FIRST](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreid7xfoki56hwspmbbdkx3vtbakn7nzkz5s6djifeebieyzstktxmu)
![[Modified box art for the Sega Genesis game Haunting Starring Polterguy (1993) by Electronic Arts]
[EA text and title]
Whoops I Left My
FLESHLIGHT
On Your Couch
[Side text]
SO SORRY ABOUT THE LUBE STAINS
EW SMEG
[Sega seal]
I GO TO XNXX FOR QUICK RELIEF
[Age Rating Box]
Look I'm lonely
DON'T
Judge Me
I Have Needs
[Copyright text]
That should wash right out of your duvet cover I'M SO SORRY](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreig7ir5wzjq3tcydzqwmwbqs3qyv2nkg5s75ai2vkdv5snutzmhyua)
![[parody of early 90s era Turbografx print ads, featuring Bonk in the center with his head busting thru the page]
I don’t make the rules
It’s just a fact of life
TERFS EAT SHIT](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreifztiqgapy4ca4rwq4mtoe7n7gfii4hnuxldmfbpkqaodjadkt2se)
![[Image of an 80s era looking advertisement for a boombox. With a girl smiling and moving to the music while a night lit New York city horizon is behind her]
Tax the Rich?
No you misheard me. I said let's round up all the billionaires and livestream their disembowelment.
I don't want their money. I want their kidneys slung over my rear-view mirror like a pair of dice.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreic3jaesnbskgd4cu25lmg6reeviq6anrpl42leccf7p6wtyx7veka)
![[Magazine cover parody in the style of early 90s Electronic Gaming Monthly, featuring Sonic and Tails standing in a ruined server room with cables strewn about and flames creeping in seen off of the side]
[Text from header to title logo]
THE INTERNET IS MAKING US ALL TIRED OF HOW
EVERYTHING IS
GOING
TO SHIT
[Upper left note]
WE MUST
GO BACK
TO AOL & IRC
& ALT.BINARIES.EROTICA.GOLDENGIRLS
[Header subtext, which is usually reserved for console names]
SLOP CONTENT • STOLEN WORKS • MISINFORMATION • PEOPLE LOSING JOBS EN MASSE • JUST ALL AROUND UGLY STUPID SHIT
[Main title & text]
69 PAGE FEATURE!!!
SONIC & TAILS TECH DESTRUCTION BLOWOUT!
PLUS PHOTOS OF WHICH DATA CENTERS ARE THE MOST FLAMMABLE!!
• GOOGLE
• MICROSOFT
• OPEN AI
• META
• AMAZON
• ANTHROPIC
THEY ALL HAVE ADDRESSES!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreieyesrwnhtgalwilsxajhw7rq25eetayhqoseb2khvzcwug6toauu)
![[Altered box art for the NES game DuckTales (1989) by Capcom]
[Capcom logo box and footer text]
GOTDAM
SHIT ASS
FUCKING FUCK SHIT BUTT SPELUNKIN'
[Disney's DuckTales logo]
STINKY
FUCKBALLS
[Bottom left notice]
HELL FUCK FARTS
$69.69
Jesus Cactuscock Christ
suck my shit covered
dick down hard you
walking turd golem
[For Nintendo Entertainment System logo]
Quit Being Such a Dopey
Nutdildo
GRADE-A-IDIOT
SHITSTREAK
[Nintendo seal of quality logo]
Angst
Harrier
Seal of Queefs](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbem3ccmlvp2uoqlvkv2ytqo/bafkreigxtsfqro33uqakhox55f6t2qgim7q5d6dha7jlo4yf2ezdqaum3u)
