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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
what the fuck is bluesky
pin bfdi singing i'm the main character will wood
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
my yuri
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
can outcome memories stop calling me a disappointment when i spawn directly next to kolossos and get annihilated within 30 seconds it really hurts my feelings
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
i have so many thoughts about these two and no one understands
noah from total drama, specifically in world tourtyzias entyyk from hiveswap act 2
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
when i see people insulting my interests
TH-THIS IS MY SLOP! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
super mario galaxy movie looks good
Baby Chris Pratt cast as Baby Mario
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
guys.
please god let this happen it would be so fucking funny
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
my brain is full of rot #homestuck #art
hey soooo apparently theres a way toooo goooo even further on your escheladder
if yoooou just find-
I know
huh?
WHAT ARE YOOOOU DOOOOING
I have Everything under Control
is it hapened yet
No, Tatsoi, not Yet. Be Patient.soooo yeah then i beat the shit out of the lion (lying)
wow, really? (falling for it)
heh yeah no biggieNobody can match myyyy freak!
(sweats when someone exceeds his freak)full of 71 pounds of sand

she eat cement :D
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
hi bluesky. been a minute. here's some fantrolls.
Jacobi Heeder, Tealblood Dersite Seer of DoomRabble Rouser, Oliveblood Prospitian Witch of HeartTriino Toripu, Goldblood Dersite Page of TimeRestus Werain, Purpleblood Prospitian Maid of Light
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
avengers earth's mightiest heroes was so peak i wish i could rewatch it
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
game of the year #deltarune
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
viv
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Bonbee @b0nbee.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Forgot to post these #dandysworld
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Bonbee @b0nbee.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Tisha cus why not #dandysworld
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
God I Just Need Him So Fucking Bad
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Bonbee @b0nbee.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Shelly!! #dandysworld
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Bonbee @b0nbee.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Fossilfetti!! A ship request from my Pinterest!! #dandysworld
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
if i'm dreaming don't wake me
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whimsi @whimsicottwednesday.pmd.social · 31/03/2025
this would be a banger if my twitter audience gave a fuck about pmd
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🍭💫 millamei 🍭💫 • 🍉 @pellapellasekai.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The Flowers are wilting. The Poplins are drying up. Prince Florian is Dead. Please come to the Flower Kingdom. May God have mercy on us all
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Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic-official.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Get ready to race against the clock in a thrilling game of wit and wordplay in Sonic Racing: CrossWords. Outspeed and outsmart your opponents and be crowned the puzzle champion!
Sonic Racing CrossWorlds key art, but an "s" has been crossed over, causing it to spell Sonic Racing: CrossWords. A crossword puzzle covers most of the key art with the following words written in most of the spaces: Cross, Speedy, Hedgehog, Word, Racecar, Chao, Koco, Omega, Travel Ring, Sage, April Fools, Chao, Vector, Faker, Sonic.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Shen is looking at a building labeled "STORE." The door has a glass window on it, and through it he can see a sign hanging that says "OPEN." He thinks "oh, sweet, store open!"

He goes into the building.

The door closes behind him and he looks back at it.

The door now leads to the outside, but the back of the sign, which he is now seeing, says "CLOSED."

Shen is a little panicked, thinking "O-OUTSIDE... CLOSED??"
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Gamers, The woke took Pepe Le Pew from us
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
You Know What Fuck You 1,000 Red Coins
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Fernal-Red @fernal-red.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
💜✨
Another drawing of my take on Vivian from Paper Mario TTYD.
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Rice !! (Comms Open!) @ricelikessquids.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I dunno why i really like this gif
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard is wearing a blue shirt with the letter a above his head
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a blue shirt with the letter a above his head
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So… 🌟 chunks, huh? (comms closed) @haveachunkyday.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
A screenshot of a Tumblr post

Anonymous said: you fucking with fat bitches?

matrixonvhsanddvd answered: Since day1 you stupid son of a bitch
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Compose Klepto’s Callout Post
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Natalie Redden @natie000.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
catalog ad i saw in my dream last night
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🌙 @umbreon.pmd.social · 30/03/2025
I need someone to grab me and take me with them like i'm a stray cat
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Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Count Bleck says "Trans Rights!"
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John Chen @johnchen.com.au · 29/03/2025
hear hear
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
HEARTBREAKING: The Nintendo Switch 2 Will Reportedly NOT Suck You Off
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I thought George Orwell was just kiddin’ around :(
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Seren🌷 @ieafy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
🌷🌿
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Hawkow @hawkow.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I don't draw as much nowadays but yesterday i randomly felt compelled to draw vivian from ttyd so here she is #PaperMario
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Swizik @swizik.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
rhythm heaven guy who smashes cans with a giant hammer vs rhythm heaven guy who is literally a water bottle

who will win
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🎃ExpandDong🎃 @expanddong64.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
AND THE TEARDROPS JUST KEEP FALLING DOWN AND THE TEARDROPS JUST KEEP FALLING DOWN AND THE TEARDROPS JUST KEEP FALLING DOWN BECAUUUUUUUSE
RHYTHM HEAVEN GROOVE
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I CAN DIE HAPPY
that one "we have you surrounded" troll face meme but with love rap from rhythm heaven fever
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Get into the groove with the newest entry in the Rhythm Heaven series, #RhythmHeavenGroove! Coming to Nintendo Switch in 2026. #NintendoDirect
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iandanielo @iandanielo.neocities.org · 27/03/2025
I WIN
The quoted bingo card has every single vertical, horizontal and diagonal line crossed!!
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I LOVE YOU TSUNKU THANK YOU FOR BLESSING US WITH THIS GIFT
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
yarr, if ye see this, post y'er pride flags matey
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jade (hypnotix,) @hypnotix.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
a new rhythm heaven game :(
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Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Zokket says "Trans Rights!"
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Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Hello bisexual people. Watch out for falling spike traps in the next room.
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