Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 53mBaby Rosalina has burnt down Fire Boo the bonz's home with them inside. 000
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 1hWart has been having nightmares in which Kamek chases them relentlessly with a large knife. 000
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 4hConnie is pissed off because McDonald's screwed up their order. 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 5hSuper Brighton Sunshine: the next big hit from Nintendo! 010
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 5hShadow Shadow Olivia just got run over by a monster truck. Skill issue 130
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 6hRumor has it Shroomlock has a secret crush on White Clubba! 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 7hBaby Mario and Koopatrol are watching Amphibia together. 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 8hGoombario and Popple are racing on Rainbow Road! Piranha Plant has fallen off. 010
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 9hMerlon, Baby Rosalina, Cranky Kong, and Mona are engaged in a game of Rummikub. 010
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 9h?????, Reclusa, and Wet Baby Rosalina are watching Gravity Falls together. 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 10hBobbery is dressing up as Baby Peach for Halloween! 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 11hBirdo has burnt down Pokey's home with them inside. 040
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 12hBaby Mario just got run over by a monster truck. Skill issue 010
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 12hPaper Peach, O'Chunks, King Olly, and Shiny Doopliss are rumored to join the roster in the next Mario Kart! 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 13hFire Kammy Koopa was found dead yesterday after a game of Mario Party went horribly wrong. 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 13hUndead Bee Lord of Lightning is now an Assist Trophy. 010
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 14hCaptain Syrup and Petey Piranha are drinking their troubles away. 010
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 14hThe Great Gonzales Jr. is busy playing CacklettaWare, Inc.. 010
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 15hWendy has hired Mario & Luigi to assassinate Rosalina. 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 15hRawk Hawk and Prince Florian are watching Tom and Jerry together. 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 16hSuper Larry Bros. announced in latest Nintendo Direct! Will you be playing? 010
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 17hThey need to make a spinoff starring Paper Lord Crump. 0113
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 17hBobby, Toad, Pink Gold Claymorton, and Alabama Beach Mouse are rumored to join the roster in the next Mario Kart! 030
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 18hBluster Kong tried licking a Switch cartridge. 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 18hFlavio and Paper Flying Squirrel Stanley are volunteering at a homeless shelter. 030
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 19hYaridovich is in the hospital after Striker Mario bludgeoned them with a bat. 120
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 19hMovie Mario is rapidly approaching your location. 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 20hGrubba is running for President! Their running mate is Super Mario! 010
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 21hBuilder Mario is dressing up as Boo Goomboss for Halloween! 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 22hStriker Mario has been turned into a marketable plushie! 010
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 22hTutankoopa was caught trying to smuggle illegal drugs across the border. 010
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Mega Flint Cragley, Doopliss, and Bee The Great Gonzales Jr. are watching Super Mario Bros. (1993) together. 020
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Popple, Fire Dark Superball Undead Undead Bombette, Funky Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. are invited to the castle for lotsa spaghetti! 010
Mario Anything Bot @marioanything.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Long Baby Mario was caught trying to smuggle illegal drugs across the border. 020