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@hyperbolejoe.bsky.social
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I enjoy everything. Married to an awesome lady Dad to 2 great kids

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Vikingr Björn - ᚢᛁᚴᛁᚾᚱ ᛒᛁᚬᚱᚾ @vikingbearny.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Who would have thought Helen Of Troy would cause so much conflict?
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
3.3 million fine and about 2.5 million in eggs for a 1.2 billion dollar windfall. I'm sure they won't collude again during the next crisis.
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It is our duty as Americans to stop the federal government and federal agents from trampling our constitutional rights.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
TOMORROW!!! #NoKingsDay 🇺🇸
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Can anyone explain the scam on Bluesky where someone messages, strikes up a conversations, and claims to own property near where you live? Have had a half dozen of these or so and wondering what their end game might be?
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Don't really watch racing much anymore, but grew up with it. Loved Kyle Busch and leaves us with a universal quote after his last win. "You take whatever you can get, man," Busch said. "You never know when the last one is going to be, so cherish them all -- trust me."
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
www.justice.gov/opa/pr/owner... Trump's gonna need at least 100 million to pardon this guy.
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Owner of Health Care Software Company Convicted of 1 Billion Dollar Medicare Fraud Conspiracy
A federal jury in the Southern District of Florida convicted the founder and owner of HealthSplash yesterday for his role in operating a platform that generated false doctors’ orders and prescriptions...
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Reminder to build daily affirmations into my life
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
open.spotify.com/track/3AhXZa... "Ain't it hard when you discover that? He really wasn't where it's at After he took from you everything he could steal? How does it feel?"
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Like a Rolling Stone
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Very satisfying
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Healing Nation @healingnation.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
More than 70 people convicted of fraud have received clemency from Donald Trump. Many have also been granted clemency in the reparations to their victims...over $1BIL. The President leading the war on fraud is also the most prolific pardoner of fraud in modern presidential history. No surprise.
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sen. Coons: “Anybody brave enough to say that the Constitution of the United States prevents President #Trump from seeking a third term? Anybody willing to apply the Constitution by its plain language in the 22nd Amendment? Nobody..”
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My heads too in the tragedy of our USA politics. Dreamed I was sitting between Presidents Obama and GW Important conference. Told GW I couldn't forgive him but would have him back in the moment. Tried to fist bump Obama but left me hanging. Both confused, as was I, at who I was and why I was there.
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Have you ever had an idea that you have no ability to express in words or images? The language or ability isn't there, perhaps? Or perhaps the idea itself cannot be expressed. The closest I've come to express this is a circle or spiral, but it's something more that I can't find.
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Angela Marie Morton @angemmorton.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
For anyone feeling stressed, or like life is spiraling out of control, here is an uplifting crane piece for you. I hope it brings you a moment of calm, and gives you a chance to catch your breath. 🖤❤️🤍
A brush pen drawing of a "dancing" red-crowned crane. Art by Angela Marie Morton.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 30/04/2026
My team on the Banking Committee put together a report on Kevin Warsh’s financial disclosures. Let me tell you – they don’t look good.
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My report on Kevin Warsh’s financial disclosures.
YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren
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Home of the Brave @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Sen. Jack Reed: "61 days ago, President Trump unilaterally began the war in Iran. He had no coherent strategy. He refused to make a case to the American people…American families are bearing the cost of a war they wanted nothing to do with and have gained nothing from."
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Alien Superstar 👽💫 @mindbellz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
To be clear. America has some TERRIBLE people. They voted for TERRIBLE people to represent them. These TERRIBLE people are making TERRIBLE decisions. They DO NOT like democracy. They DO NOT like freedom. They ARE NOT patriots. They DO NOT want to form a more perfect union. This is America 2026.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just a reminder...
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
At 33 points, Trump’s approval rating is official lower than his felony count.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
No one hates Trump because he's a Republican. We hate him because he's a shitty human. Some of us knew that long before he entered politics.
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Spinnin' it!
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
youtu.be/UG3VcCAlUgE?... Rest in peace, Prince!
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Prince and the Revolution - When Doves Cry (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Prince
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@nhlwild.bsky.social Start posting on bluesky so we can follow the playoff action here! Awesome win against the FNG Stars!
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Queue this one up folks. Let's all drive it to the top of the charts when the time comes! You know what time I'm talking about. youtu.be/PgiJ0OS9LwU?...
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I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, You Rascal You - Louis Armstrong
YouTube video by althazarr's good time oldies
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
McGowan: Can just let me speak for like one fricken second, bro? Rothman: Sorry.
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
About five years ago I had a dilemna. You may already see where this is going. Red squiggly lines appeared beneath dilemna and I was puzzled. Di-lem-nuh, I said in my head. Right-clicked. Dilemma was the only suggestion. Odd. Looked it up. This can't be real. Dilemma is the only entry? What?
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Dan Immergluck @danimmergluck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Brutal.
A WHOLE CIVILIZATION
WILL DIE TONIGHT
My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools.
Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's
"keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's
"we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight."
It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before.
"It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time.
A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead.
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Haven't written much in quite a long time. Dusted off some jottings I've kept over the past 25 years, read some poems I put online, and some longer form writing and I think now, this isn't so bad. Only took 25 years of getting dumber to give myself a break.
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I was promised robots and jet packs and food in little pill form.
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Foolish Samwise @foolishsamwise.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Look. America has got a *lot* wrong for a very long time But the cheeseburger, fries, and a milkshake combo is absolutely god-tier. We fuckin nailed that one.
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Just put on some Wrens and was going to yell to the clouds, or @carcolors.bsky.social, to get back together and tour just one more time so I can pretend like everything's in front of me while old men sing about how it's all battered and broken in front of me one more time
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Are you one of those people who when they see a post about a Democratic win, comment with: "Yeah, but we still have some massive problems..." Please go away. I'm aware that we still have problems, and if you choose to focus primarily on them without any solution, you are a waste of precious time.
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Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Republican Party wants to give away 250 years of American democracy for a pathological lying, child raping, mass murdering, insurrectionist scumbag named Donald Trump.
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
www.facebook.com/reel/1484812...
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395K views · 10K reactions | As I’ve told you before, Donald Trump’s pardons have forgiven over $1 billion in debts owed by wealthy Americans to taxpayers and victims of crime. Now, Trump is erasing h...
As I’ve told you before, Donald Trump’s pardons have forgiven over $1 billion in debts owed by wealthy Americans to taxpayers and victims of crime. Now, Trump is erasing hundreds of millions more by.....
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
“Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die.” That’s what the President of the United States is saying to the American people. He won’t be hurt by a retaliatory attack or high gas prices. But you will — and that’s a sacrifice he’s willing to make.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/03/2026
Jayapal to Noem: "I want to introduce you to just four of the US citizens unlawfully detained by ICE ... they're in this room with us."
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
What everyone should consider for any of Trump's decisions is that he wants to ensure he's written in the history books as someone of consequence and he's willing to do anything to make sure that's true.
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
He's been priming the pump for 10 years. It's unbelievable how successful he's been
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I realized maybe I want to BE the Asian girl? - White Lotus
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hyperbolejoe.bsky.social @hyperbolejoe.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
RAYE, o holy night Damn. I’m falling on my knees
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