Joss Whedon will be taking over as director of The Batman: Part II after Matt Reeves had to step away for a personal matter. New owner of Warner Bros. David Ellison made the announcement himself to th...

Comcast’s higher-ups have been left in a state of shock and disbelief that the recent merger of Paramount and Warner Bros. has now left them the least evil of the three companies that control the majo...

Outgoing WBD CEO and tax write-off superfan, David Zaslav, will be receiving his golden parachute from the ACME Company. It’s all part of a new partnership with Paramount, that is placing the task of ...

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Comcast’s higher-ups have been left in a state of shock and disbelief that the recent merger of Paramount and Warner Bros. has now left them the least evil of the three companies that control the majo...

That Ellison Boy, So Creative By: Nick Coffman From a bush outside of Skydance HQ, I can now confirm that I have obtained a full list of rej

That Ellison Boy, So Creative By: Nick Coffman From a bush outside of Skydance HQ, I can now confirm that I have obtained a full list of rej

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Ben Affleck has gone public about his relationship with his AI Companion, which just so happens to be named Jennifer. Affleck was spotted having coffee with the new Jennifer in a LAX terminal.

Ben Affleck has gone public about his relationship with his AI Companion, which just so happens to be named Jennifer. Affleck was spotted having coffee with the new Jennifer in a LAX terminal.

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Ahead of the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger, David Ellison has started converting a writers’ room on the lot into a personal linen closet. Ellison says he’s just getting started.

This week’s Tiny Desk Concert was brought to an abrupt halt after Ed Sheeran threw down his microphone, hid under the desk, and began to weep uncontrollably. Sheeran’s performance was meant to drum up...

This week’s Tiny Desk Concert was brought to an abrupt halt after Ed Sheeran threw down his microphone, hid under the desk, and began to weep uncontrollably. Sheeran’s performance was meant to drum up...

Baby CEO, Josh D’Amaro, cut 1,000 Disney employees this morning, with a pair of scissors. The Disney PR team rushed to clear up any confusion created by D’Amaro’s alleged assault with a deadly weapon.

Ahead of the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger, David Ellison has started converting a writers’ room on the lot into a personal linen closet. Ellison says he’s just getting started.

David Ellison has greenlit a new entry in the Paranormal Activity franchise and will be partnering with Flock to make the film.

David Ellison has greenlit a new entry in the Paranormal Activity franchise and will be partnering with Flock to make the film.

Throughout the filming of Dune: Part Three, Robert Pattinson had to be asked to stop luring unsuspecting pedophiles onto the set to ambush them. During an interview with press earlier this week, Dune ...

The Results Are In By: Nick Coffman From a bush outside of A24 headquarters, I can now confirm that You Can See Everything will enter theate

Upon hearing the news about the live action Naruto film adaptation in development, local millennial and lifetime otaku, Patrick Stein, went up to his attic last week to dust off some of his anime memo...

Upon hearing the news about the live action Naruto film adaptation in development, local millennial and lifetime otaku, Patrick Stein, went up to his attic last week to dust off some of his anime memo...

Gavin Newsom is set to star as the lead in Paramount’s upcoming live-action adaptation of Monopoly.

The board of directors for the Toronto International Film Festival has promised to ensure the ticketing system is even worse next year.

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Creepypasta fans are freaking out over the recent addition of a sticker onto some of their favorite creepypastas. Fans are taking to the internet to voice their displeasure with the sticker.

Creepypasta fans are freaking out over the recent addition of a sticker onto some of their favorite creepypastas. Fans are taking to the internet to voice their displeasure with the sticker.

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Is Cell AI slop? By: Nick Coffman From a bush outside of North City, I can now confirm that Red Ribbon Army founder and head scientist, Dr.

Upon the release of his film adaptation of the popular video game series Resident Evil, writer-director Zach Cregger, was devoured by a mob of angry fans. We caught up with Cregger, mid-devouring, jus...