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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 02/10/2026

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 04/09/2026

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Latest NBA Sanctions Force Clippers to Surrender Billy Crystal www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 28/08/2026

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Breaking: Exploitive Guy Doesn’t Like Being Exploited

Breaking: Exploitive Guy Doesn’t Like Being Exploited

Chris Hansen

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 27/08/2026

Chris Pratt Tapped to Voice Optimus Prime Scoop by @amityblamity.bsky.social

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 27/08/2026

Jelly Roll Honors Dolly Parton by Dying

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 21/08/2026

I wish I could be this happy.

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 21/08/2026

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Peacock Orders ‘Office Ladies’ TV Series www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 21/08/2026

The best way to watch The Odyssey.

Guy watching The Odyssey through a peep hole

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 19/08/2026

Your subscription helps us pay awesome writers like this list of awesome people and those we’ll work with in the future. 7/?

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 31/07/2026

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Rick Moranis Rushes Back into Retirement After One Day on Set with Josh Gad www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...

"Rick Moranis Rushes Back into Retirment After One Day on Set with Josh Gad"

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 24/07/2026

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Jason Alexander Apologizes for Innapropriate Sketch at Behest of Jerry Seinfeld www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...

Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander on The Tonight Show

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 14/07/2026

Just a sample of the amazing reporting you get when you subscribe to The Time$ on Patreon for just $5! patreon.com/HWoodTimes?u...

“I feel like I’m being pysoped, but… can I see you again,” Rodrigo said to Geese before planting a kiss on his bill. “I just feel like I know you. And that’s not because of all the targeted ads, I swear. I think I love you Geese.”

Geese has a Nice, Feces-Free Dinner with Olivia Rodrigo

A step in the right direction for the “indie” darling?

By: Nick Coffman

I’m just going to cut to the chase on this one. We at the Time$ have had a checkered history with Geese. We do hard hitting news and the band’s psyoped fandom did not appreciate our reporting on the band. I am pleased to report that Geese did have a nice sit down dinner with pop star, Olivia Rodrigo, earlier this week. Usually this is where I tell you the band defecated on something, but to my surprise the dinner remained civil.

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 14/07/2026

We fixed a bug that was making text input match the input box on our submission page. Sorry to anyone who was butting heads with it recently. www.hwoodtimes.com/submit-consu...

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 14/07/2026

The future of Marvel is looking bright.

“Avengers Doomsday actors age”

Avengers Doomsdays poster with all actors ages listed.

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 08/07/2026

Digging our work? Support us on Patreon! It’s only $5/month and you get some exclusive scoops that are extra spicy. It helps us pay our writers and it feels real good supporting indie comedy. www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes?u...

Poll: 2017-2024 was the golden era of comics unleashed.

Breaking: Kane parsons actually threw Steven Spielberg in a trench coat.

The proclaimers gunned down in latest long walk competition.

Osmosis jones and partner added to Trump security detail.

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 06/07/2026

BOX OFFICE REPORT: ‘Young Washington’ Sees $20M Opening, Carried by Men 30+ Who Like to Masturbate in Empty Theaters www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/box-o...

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 03/07/2026

Been a busy day on the site. Come see what we've been up to. www.hwoodtimes.com

Travis Kelce Vows Just List of Barbecue Sauces

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Bob Iger Turns Heads in White at Swift-Kelce Wedding

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 26/06/2026

July 2026 Call for Submissions is live. Come pitch us and get paid to write comedy! www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 26/06/2026

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: ‘Love Island USA’ Contestants Asked to Stop Using Lav Mic Necklaces as Ball Gags www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 15/06/2026

Our first featured @letterboxd.social review is up! Go take a look and submit a review of your own!

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 12/06/2026

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Poll: 2017-2024 was the Golden Era of ‘Comics Unleashed’ www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 12/06/2026

As bush enthusiasts here at the Time$, we approve of Shrub.

Hit the road with a sentient Shrub for a cross-country trip to Hollywood! Join Shrub and a grieving brother and sister as they head out in search of connection. On their journey, pit stops, wacky plant enthusiasts, uprooting, and re-routing abound. Shrub is an 8-issue, middle grade Graphic Medicine series that explores the various ways that we allow grief to take root, inspired by Emmy Award-nominated writer Shane Portman's experience with the loss of his father.

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 02/06/2026

A quick update about the site. Starting this week, Friday pieces will be Patreon Exclusive. Also, under the guidance of Layoff Larry, we have acquired @standnwatch.bsky.social a hip podcast he heard about in GQ. Future episodes will be hosted on the site (bonus eps on the patreon)

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 01/06/2026

New call for subs is up. Come pitch us and get paid to write a comedy piece! www.patreon.com/posts/call-f...

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 21/05/2026

Are you a #Letterboxd connoisseur? Want to get your review in front of more people? Submit a review to Hollywood Time$ and it could be featured as our LB Review of the Week. Send submissions to nick@hwoodtimes.com.

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 15/05/2026

Support us on Patreon and join the 59 smartest, goodest looking, funniest people we’ve ever met in our lives.

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 10/05/2026

He’s at it again www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/inexp...

Inexperienced Josh D’Amaro Cuts 1,000 Disney Employees with Pair of Scissors

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 04/05/2026

The latest call for submissions is now live, over on our Patreon (available to all free subscribers). I have recovered from last week's subathon and am ready to read your pitches! www.patreon.com/posts/call-f...

"Call for submissions," over a digital painting of the chicago skyline.

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 28/04/2026

Dutch Angle Evolves Into Much More Annoying Boer Angle Guest scoop by @roxconn.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/dutch...

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 28/04/2026

We’ll be kicking this off shortly! Check back here for all the new scoops. Support us on Patreon! It helps us pay writers and is a great way to support independent comedy. www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes?u...

Anniversary
Subathon
April 28, 2026

24 new scoops in 24 hours

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 27/04/2026

Tomorrow is the day! Come back tomorrow for 24 new pieces!

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 21/04/2026

We’re a week out from the Subathon! 24 new pieces in 24 hours. If you haven’t checked us out on Patreon, now is a good time to see what we’ve been up to over there. Supporting independent comedy not only helps us pay writers, it also feels real good. www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes?u...

Sunset back ground artwork of LA skyline.

Text reads “Hollywood Time$
Anniversary Subathon,
April 28, 2026.
24 new scoops in 24 hours.”

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 20/04/2026

It’s Michael week at the Time$ and just like Jacko, we won’t stop til we get enough! Every piece this week is Michael themed!

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 08/04/2026

In celebration of our one year anniversary, we're hosting a Subathon on April 28! 24 hours, 24 new Hollywood Scoops from new and returning guest writers. Support the Time$ on Patreon so we can keep doing awesome stuff like this. patreon.com/HWoodTimes?u...

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 06/04/2026

We've also got a new poll to accompany this week's Box Office Report.

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The Hollywood Time$ @hwoodtimes.com · 06/04/2026

Hollywood Time$ is the leading Hollywood scoop website. REAL (and I mean REAL) scoops from the leading Hollywood scoop getters. We leave no stone unturned in this town. If you haven't checked out our site, now is a good time, we've got some exciting things coming! www.hwoodtimes.com