Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 21/03/2025This is the account of someone who just realized that Jennifer Lopez is “Jenny from the block” because Jenny is short for Jennifer :0 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 21/03/2025This is the account of someone who just realized that Jennifer Lopez is “Jenny from the block” because Jenny is short for Jennifer :0 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Can I substitute a savory Jesus in place of a sweet Jesus? Xoxo Eucharist Girl 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Anyway let’s digress back from the digression so we can get back to what I was originally digressing from 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Did dinosaurs taste like chicken or does chicken taste like dinosaurs? 010
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Queer 26-year-old nesting is deep cleaning your apartment before your friends come to visit because they can’t know about the squalor 000
Reposted by Han ZeePastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite.bsky.social · 15/01/2025winter is all about wearing the same three outfits on rotation like a cartoon character 4435
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I would be 10% more productive with a picnic basket in my life (I say having said this about the last ten silly whim purchases) 000
Reposted by Han ZeeSelina 🫶🏼 @slee33.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Who knew I’d be buying so many 8ths in the future… I guess Sesame Street did 512037
Reposted by Han ZeeOrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/01/2025For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn 794880827
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 05/01/2025What is the difference between ramen and soup? Like how do you make ramen in a way that makes it ramen versus soup? 000
Reposted by Han ZeeMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Me waking up on 2 hours of sleep and trying to fix it with a cute outfit. 1740837
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Things Jimmy Carter killed… 1. Being President 2. Guinea Worm 3. Nosferatu 010
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 02/01/2025The petty cabs have stopped playing Christmas music, the world has moved on! 000
Reposted by Han ZeeSchaffrillas @schaffrillas.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Pretty fucked up that Jimmy Carter lived to see Wicked Part 1 but not Part 2 2017417420
Reposted by Han ZeeIf you can’t be brave, be kind 🚵🏽♀️☕️ 📸 🐕🐾🥋⚔️☯️👩🏼🎨🖋️✏️ @takemusu.bsky.social · 29/12/2024RIP President Jimmy Carter 240229703310
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I have once again become the cause of my own loneliness 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Hot girls say “copy” instead of “will do” or “kk”. Walkie talkie talk only 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 28/12/2024There is no kind of satisfaction like using a walkie talkie professionally. Over. Out. Copy 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Did anyone else see the “help Muhammad find a wife” billboards? I just want to ever know if he found a wife 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 27/12/2024The greatest trilogy is Netflix’s “The Princess Switch starring Vanessa Hudgens 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I miss when Vanessa Hudgens was in her Netflix Christmas movie era! 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I am late on the Kaos train, but can Netflix stop making amazing properties and then canceling them???? 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Silly fact #1. As a kid, I wanted my nickname to be “the librarian” because I always have a book or movie to reference 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Don’t awake the kraken! If you ask me “what’s up” I will recommend you a new movie, show, or book 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 24/12/2024The Nicholas cage gods chose me and gave me a lost Cage classic 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I feel at home when the PCH Barbie and emo beach houses go viral 020
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Which god do I have to pray to fix my chapped upper lip?? 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Where is my romantic coffee shop meet cute? The screenwriter of my life seems to realllllly love character development but not fluffy romances 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 22/12/2024(To the tune of white Christmas) I’m dreaming of a economically stable financial situation Just like the ones my parents had 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 21/12/2024If life’s a stage then I hope my anxiety is dramaturgically relevant 000
Han Zee @hunnyzmorley.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Is it just me or was “white Christmas” written too early??? Like dramaturgically it reads like it’s from the perspective of someone going through climate change 010