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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet

@hunkdisaster.bsky.social
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somehow became the tennis guy. kpop. multi. local nerd. coffee addict. homosexual. accidental service top. gentle creachur. 28. 💕 (he/him) nsfw rpf writer - minors 🔞 whosjudecryingabout.carrd.co

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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
i log on. be horny. leave for the day.
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Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
this is fine 🔥
namjoon on a gym machine with his smooth golden brown thighs out, little shorts slipping to show his safety shorts? briefs? who's to say?slightly different angle of namjoon on a gym machine with his smooth golden brown thighs out, little shorts slipping to show his safety shorts? briefs? who's to say?
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
bro.
retro pic of wonho in dark green adidas pants and a flimsy see through grey tank top. god he's got voluptuous boobs. that's all i have to say
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
uuuuuuuh.
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
very french of me but i spent the last week thinking my bag with huge pockets i use every day was smelly and i didn't get why. i emptied it to wash it today, only to discover that in one of the deep pockets was a plastic bag with a fourth of a cheese wheel in it my mom gave me a week ago. okay.
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
i need to put a baby in charles leclerc
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dawn🦇 @hongteeth.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
pretty angel non binary thing darling
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
i'm thinking of deactiving bluesky. idk. whether it's french bsky or here, i feel like that little weird toad outsider. maybe it's time for me to retire in a cavern
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
eleven years ago i installed tumblr to yell about yaoi. tonight, i make a new tumblr just so i can yell about yaoi. isn't life beautiful?
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
am i REALLY back on tumblr if i don't install xkit
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
i'm so. tennis wired
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
i love how the challengers ost have become the audio for tennistoks. this and brat
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
getting flirted at...
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
the sincaraz finale is happening at the same time as wonho's concert. life is so hard.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Excited to tell you all we're in a conference room for today's screenshot. Always fun to be in the conference room. We're close in on Barclay🥦 and Riker. Riker is sitting in a chair, and Barclay is standing but leaning down next to him, arm behind Riker on the chair. Barclay is looking forward with the intensity and body posture of a man surfing on a once in a lifetime wave that's 300 ft high. Riker, sitting next to him, looks closing time drunk and his hand is making a half cocked thumbs up sign. Closed caption reads, "Memory loss, fatigue, headaches..."
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
male pregnancy generator
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Aerin Finehair @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Drawing in the style of a Greek vase with black figure on an amber background. Sisyphus is pushing a boulder up a mountain (as he is cursed to do for all eternity). The boulder is labeled “the fucking dishes and the fucking laundry”.
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
the fact that this is resonating with people so much is so sweet but please be aware: it's reciprocal lmao
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
lots of stuff! but most notably,
a post from me from january 2nd 2025 that says "marriage is incredible there's just a guy in my house who lets me have mental illness at him and he's like 'i love you let's eat cheezits'"
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fae⁷ @onthistangent.eurosky.social · 03/09/2025
I'll just leave this important reminder here, useful for whenever you share anything as a link. (The image in the quoted post doesn't have alt text but there's a link to the reddit post it's screenshotted from in the replies of the post.)
HEY YOU! YES YOU!
TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!

example(.)com/articl?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=emai
/youtu(.)be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Aa1Uc_fRHXC0ay85

These are source identifiers

Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity.

When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers.

Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="
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kpop moments that could kill achilleans @kpopachillean.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Every time a male idol treats his fanboys with love, dignity and respect, a fairy gets its wings 🧚‍♂️✨️ thanks Mingyu!! 💙 • Mingyu asking his fanboy what he likes about him, he then said that Mingyu is handsome and lovely! Mingyu got shy, said "thank you" and gave a pouty kiss 😗💋
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
New #tech thing if you use the Firefox browser!
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
remember when i got this text
some subby guy with a shirtless pic of him who sent me a "can you make me a cuckboi" hahaha
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em (prod. WOOZI) @jihooniverse.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I miss my pet lizard
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i need help (photocard thread 🧵) :
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Data, but like, a human fleshy version of himself, wearing an olden time white puffy shirt and smock of tan coloring is standing in front of a star field background, arms raised, looking captivated by and in awe of something marvelous like he's doing a Ted talk. Closed caption reads, "Unpredictable."
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I LOVE HEEERRRRR
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
i think about how i got my mail stolen once and it was a fucking prostate massager parcel
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kpop moments that could kill achilleans @kpopachillean.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
DPR Ian
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kpop moments that could kill achilleans @kpopachillean.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
TXT Soobin (& Tori 🐶)
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soup @handle.invalid · 28/08/2025
every time i see these photos i always think of this one comment i saw about minghao before these came out that was like “he’s making it clear he is NOT a furry” and then i go to the replies to when after the pics came out and they were like “i was wrong…he is a furry and is VERY good at being one”
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
#wipwednesday : sincaraz. carlos is yearning.
Carlos keeps thinking about Jannik under the setting sun. He's lying in bed, playing with a stress ball he keep tossing and catching as he licks his teeth, thinking and thinking and thinsniking about the Italian man. Carlos wants more time and the possibility to look into Jannik's eyes. They look so clear, scarily so, like Carlos could see his own soul reflected in them.

He tosses and catches. How would his hands feel on his arms, his lips in the crook of Jannik's neck?

Up, and down. What kind of sound would Jannik make if they kissed?

Lost in thought, exhausted from the day, he can't sleep unlike Pedro who's out of it, cuddling his duvet.

As cautious as he can be, he climbs down his bed and puts on a hoodie, naked feet on cold ground. He walks to the only place where he knows he'll feel respite. The pool is silent, aside from its soft lapping, its constant movement, a quiet life. Carlos sits on the edge of the pool, legs immersed to the calves. There, he closes his eyes and lets himself think about Jannik.

It's a hopeless crush. Not that Carlos doesn't believe he would be unable to get Jannik to be into him; from the looks of it, Jannik could easily be on board with some messy making out, too much spit, an ungodly amount of lube and the desire to be each other's for a short while. The ting is—the thing is that Carlos knows how destructive these passions are. 

It's safe to let himself fantasize about Jannik's slender fingers on his burning body, it's another to put it into action, to take the risk to fuck it up and having to show up at every competition and hold each other's gazes. So Carlos will let himself flirt, something harmless, but he can't allow himself to fuck up the only thing that makes him come alive like swimming does.

He spends a long time staring at the calm expanse of water, long enough that he keeps yawning, slowly falling asleep sitting.
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
my running gag of the swimming au's first chapter is that for a full day carlos thinks jannik doesn't have any eyebrows
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
if no one's got me then music for plants' got me
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
i keep thinking about how the sincaraz community is on tiktok but the idea of creating a sincaraz tktk account is a bit alien to me. i feel like i'm about to get jumped
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
can someone let me peg jannik please
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
i know no one here is here for my tennis fic but i'll have you know that the swimming au's first chapter is done 💯
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
okay time to take a break, i've written an insane amount of words today.
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
#yearning
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I’m afraid to say this is very attractive. Got to love a passionate nerd. He knows his shit.
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
me worried about my fic talking too much about having a crush as if me and my cousin's convo isn't 75% about our respective crushes
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
this is actually my new roman empire
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
sincaraz swimming fic counter :
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
#wipwednesday here's my sincaraz first meeting for the swimming fic hehe. 🤗
Carlos yawns, holding onto the edge. The previous night's date, on top of being tragic, had also left him tired. Fuck Pedro and his wrong ideas. He doesn't need to date, nor does he need to fuck. 

There's some ruckus coming from the changing rooms, and then Carlos spots them: Italian flags printed into their jacket, smooth heads with them all wearing their swimming caps, lean muscular legs. There's a guy taller than most of them, sharp cheekbones, barely there eyebrows, Carlos squints a little. The guy's striking. He walks a little awkwardly, like he wasn't made to roam Earth, maybe only swim.

They take off their jackets and Carlos is still staring. Alabaster skin, Carlos can't help but look. He was half expecting moles, something to interrupt the expanse of smooth skin, visible ribs, hip bones. Carlos wants to feed the boy something substantial, wants to cut his lip against his cheekbone.

Ah.

Carlos looks away. Pedro is staring at him quizzically.

The other team's coach starts talking and Carlos leaves the border to swim another lap, enough strength in his kick to blur the vision of a pale stranger. He swims a lap, another, and then sees the Italians line up on their side of the pool. Tall guy is getting ready to plunge and Carlos can only stare, mouth parting when the guy plunges from the  edge, all awkwardness gone. His body is shaped into a perfect curve, long fingers curling over each other, body arch beautiful, toes pointing, all of his body slicing into the water with barely a splash.

The guy stays underwater a little longer than what Carlos is used to, and, well, when he comes back to the surface, he's fast. Carlos has to erase the smile from his face.

He doesn't need to fuck, but he does need to compete against that man.
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
wishing jannik the best. hope he can rest and feel better
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
i'm cooking with my next tennis fic
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
can we.... can we talk about this
carlos alcaraz lying on a physical therapist table, holding his shirt above his pecs, only wearing one of his two socks, his waist and hidden by a towel. his physical therapist is giving him deep tissue massage around his hip. yeah
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
thinking about bald chimmy
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
absolutely obsessed with this sincaraz tennis edit over britney's gimme more
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