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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet

@hunkdisaster.bsky.social
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somehow became the tennis guy. kpop. multi. local nerd. coffee addict. homosexual. accidental service top. gentle creachur. 28. 💕 (he/him) nsfw rpf writer - minors 🔞 whosjudecryingabout.carrd.co

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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
bro.
retro pic of wonho in dark green adidas pants and a flimsy see through grey tank top. god he's got voluptuous boobs. that's all i have to say
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
remember when i got this text
some subby guy with a shirtless pic of him who sent me a "can you make me a cuckboi" hahaha
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
ateez || yunho, jongho and hongjoong
yunho pcsjongho pobs and pcsjongho matz pobhongjoong pobs and pcs
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
ateez || mermaid hwa??? anyone ???
seonghwa with pink hair pobsseonghwa pcs seonghwa pcs
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
ateez || yeosang and wooyoung
yeosang pcsyeosang pcswooyoung pcs wooyoung pcs and pobs
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
ateez || more san
san pcssan pcssan pcssan pobs
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
ateez || sannies 🥺 no clue what they're worth
san pobsan pobsmore san pobssan pobs
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
ateez || i have no clue what the birthday set is worth, nor the woosan unit pc
ot8 birthday set + woosan unit pc
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
ateez || more mingis
mingi pcsmingi pcsmingi pc with a little furry animal a qokka i think that's the name
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
ateez || lots of mingi pcs and pobs. i have no idea how much ateez pobs are worth
mingi pobsmingi pobsmingi pobs and photocards mingi pobs and pcs
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
aespa || i know these ones are real. how much would you sell them ?
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
lesserafim || i know these ones are real. how much would you sell them ?
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
aespa || which ones are real, and how much would you sell them ? (part 2)
aespa photocards aespa photocards aespa photocards
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
lesserafim || which ones are real, and how much would you sell them ? (part 1)
lesserafim photocards
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
#wipwednesday : sincaraz. carlos is yearning.
Carlos keeps thinking about Jannik under the setting sun. He's lying in bed, playing with a stress ball he keep tossing and catching as he licks his teeth, thinking and thinking and thinsniking about the Italian man. Carlos wants more time and the possibility to look into Jannik's eyes. They look so clear, scarily so, like Carlos could see his own soul reflected in them.

He tosses and catches. How would his hands feel on his arms, his lips in the crook of Jannik's neck?

Up, and down. What kind of sound would Jannik make if they kissed?

Lost in thought, exhausted from the day, he can't sleep unlike Pedro who's out of it, cuddling his duvet.

As cautious as he can be, he climbs down his bed and puts on a hoodie, naked feet on cold ground. He walks to the only place where he knows he'll feel respite. The pool is silent, aside from its soft lapping, its constant movement, a quiet life. Carlos sits on the edge of the pool, legs immersed to the calves. There, he closes his eyes and lets himself think about Jannik.

It's a hopeless crush. Not that Carlos doesn't believe he would be unable to get Jannik to be into him; from the looks of it, Jannik could easily be on board with some messy making out, too much spit, an ungodly amount of lube and the desire to be each other's for a short while. The ting is—the thing is that Carlos knows how destructive these passions are. 

It's safe to let himself fantasize about Jannik's slender fingers on his burning body, it's another to put it into action, to take the risk to fuck it up and having to show up at every competition and hold each other's gazes. So Carlos will let himself flirt, something harmless, but he can't allow himself to fuck up the only thing that makes him come alive like swimming does.

He spends a long time staring at the calm expanse of water, long enough that he keeps yawning, slowly falling asleep sitting.
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
this is actually my new roman empire
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
#wipwednesday here's my sincaraz first meeting for the swimming fic hehe. 🤗
Carlos yawns, holding onto the edge. The previous night's date, on top of being tragic, had also left him tired. Fuck Pedro and his wrong ideas. He doesn't need to date, nor does he need to fuck. 

There's some ruckus coming from the changing rooms, and then Carlos spots them: Italian flags printed into their jacket, smooth heads with them all wearing their swimming caps, lean muscular legs. There's a guy taller than most of them, sharp cheekbones, barely there eyebrows, Carlos squints a little. The guy's striking. He walks a little awkwardly, like he wasn't made to roam Earth, maybe only swim.

They take off their jackets and Carlos is still staring. Alabaster skin, Carlos can't help but look. He was half expecting moles, something to interrupt the expanse of smooth skin, visible ribs, hip bones. Carlos wants to feed the boy something substantial, wants to cut his lip against his cheekbone.

Ah.

Carlos looks away. Pedro is staring at him quizzically.

The other team's coach starts talking and Carlos leaves the border to swim another lap, enough strength in his kick to blur the vision of a pale stranger. He swims a lap, another, and then sees the Italians line up on their side of the pool. Tall guy is getting ready to plunge and Carlos can only stare, mouth parting when the guy plunges from the  edge, all awkwardness gone. His body is shaped into a perfect curve, long fingers curling over each other, body arch beautiful, toes pointing, all of his body slicing into the water with barely a splash.

The guy stays underwater a little longer than what Carlos is used to, and, well, when he comes back to the surface, he's fast. Carlos has to erase the smile from his face.

He doesn't need to fuck, but he does need to compete against that man.
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
can we.... can we talk about this
carlos alcaraz lying on a physical therapist table, holding his shirt above his pecs, only wearing one of his two socks, his waist and hidden by a towel. his physical therapist is giving him deep tissue massage around his hip. yeah
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
absolutely obsessed with this sincaraz tennis edit over britney's gimme more
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
i'm running a bit hot so i think i'm gonna go shirtless and in pyjamas very soon haha. waiting for our little furry friend to warm up to me
white fluffy cat in a kitchen
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
i'm having so much fun watching tennis
replay of the Zverev/Alcaraz tennis match on my computer, behind there's a tv, shelves filled with books, plant and a little white and grey kitty
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
loose cardigan type of deekay (he Really wants to fuck his gf's dad) archiveofourown.org/works/55574611
seventeen dk wearing a white and burgundy polo and a striped blue shirt over his shoulders
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
good evening chat, this is how i feel
cat sleeping with his mouth open on a mac keyboard
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
ianhwa nation RISE !!!!
seonghwa and dpr ian taking a selfie with peace gestures around their cheeksseonghwa and dpr ian taking a selfie smiling and doing peace signs around their mouths
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
looks like cinnamoroll, could actually get your murder staged
seventeen joshua holding cinnamoroll seventeen joshua holding cinnamoroll, cheek pressed against him
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
your last saved celeb photo is your therapist. who is it? the way i just barked out laughing on the subway. yeah. i'm not learning anything except morally dubious stuff
soobin from txt. he's grinning and the text says "i'm sorry for being an ugly perv"
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
if you're wondering where my website is going, the answer is nowhere but i'm getting cool badges
badges : "transing the internet", "i was uncool before uncool was cool", (a gradient of MSpaint rainbow0, "too many tabs", "pro ao3 freak", "get BEHIND me satan!", "piss", "completely hand-coded!", "akechi", "cock sucking faggot", "you're telling me a queer coded this", "powered by testosterone", "self delusion it's fun and it's easy".
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
my beloved
wonho with pink hair doing rabbit ears. he's wearing a white long sleeved shirt and short shorts
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
how it felt to flirt today
picture of a rumpled kitten being held, and the text says "butter nut is a master of psychological manipulation"
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
i feel ill (he's so hot i need to be sedated)
seungcheol from seventeen with greyish slicked back hair, wearing a tank top that shows his muscular arms and some of his chest. i'm deranged !!!!
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
quote with an animal that is you (top two contenders)
pic of a baby bunny. the pic says "i don't know shit !!!!!! but i feel things !!!!!"picture of a dog in a suit standing proudly
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
food for thoughts
tennis player sinner stretching before his match, face down ass up
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
happy pride month everyone, this is what i identify as :
picture of a fish being sold 4.50$/LB and it's called "fresh idiot (kinki) and the chinese name under. it's fresh !
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
a little plushie mouse in a clown costume saying "the horrors are never ending yet i remain silly"
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
i hate him. seeing him takes me two month to calm down
soobin taking a selca with the dior invitation in his mouth. urh.
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
why isn't seongmin my bf
enlarged and stretched out picture of a cat holding a human's hand on his stomach while staring at the camera
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
someone give me editing skills, this truly is a vision. with a self assured carlos....
better than me lyrics : No one does it better than me

I'm not afraid to give you
Any less than all, all of me
Girl, I won't ever give you
Promises that I, I can't keep

Find another, delete my number
Told yourself you don't got it bad
But on the low, though, I think we both know
I'm the best that you'll ever have
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
my darling sweetie pie wife
wonho with blond hair. he's wearing a college jacket, a white shirt that says sunday and jorts. he's half sitting half leaning and looking forwardwonho with blond hair and clear contact lenses. he's wearing a brown top, shoulder muscles showing and he's holding some phone (for promo?)
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
just so you know, wonho is coming back on the 27th with a digital single and THIS is the teaser 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
hoshi is tearing up with pride as we speak
christan yu (dpr ian) in leopard short and shirts, he's hiding his face between his fingers. a lot like a jojo pose
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
ok. ok listen to me. jeonghan and yoongi. brat taming, arguing as sexual foreplay. actually tender towards each other most of the time.
picture of a round bunny over which there is bold text saying "reconsider."
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
my darling babies sugarcakes
seventeen photocards per unit:
hip hop unit : seugcheol, hansol, wonwoo, mingyu
vocal unit: seungkwan, joshua, jihoon, jeonghan and seokmin 
performance unit : minghao, jun, soonyoung and chan
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
that's my puppy
picture taken from above, mingyu is drinking iced coffee with a dubious look on his face picture taken from above, mingyu is holding iced coffee and looks at the camera with an open look that makes you think he asked a question and is waiting for an answer like a good boy
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
the energy i wanna bring to the venue
amazon purchase rated 5 star, titled "really that big !!!" in 2020. then it's a pic of a white haired dude with a huge cup of coffee covering his face to the tip of the nose. comment saying "perfect (and a lot of t's) just what i wanted !!!"
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
he fits perfectly on my dick
soobin from txt seen from above, he's wearing a striped shirt and grey joggers with black glasses. the picture is taking from above and he looks extra voreable
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
hear me out. hear me out. they sparred together this morning , they've known each other for a while. one's is the #1 player and the other is the wild card 293rd ranked player who got into semifinals in her 1st championship. both are strong willed contenders with steel nerves I MEAN !!
Loïs Boisson Jannik Sinner
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
i feel FINE !!!!!!! (help)
wooyoung from ateez with silver hair and eyebrows, he's in a car with his elbow in his lapmingi from ateez looking like my boyfriend with ear length hair, blush and freckles. he's sitting on my lap tonight. oh and he's in a carno. yeosang in a tank top shirt with ear length wavy brown hair. he looks very good
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE
DPR Ian at a festival, singing and shirtless DPR Ian at a festival, he's wearing leather pants and vest with studs. he's singing emotionally
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
i am certainly not above begging
rui from xlov with sharp nails, longue blonde hair and a jean top against a textured glass rui from xlov with longue blonde hair, cropped bangs over cheekbones and lips against textured glass
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jude st. patrick ✨ sincaraz prophet @hunkdisaster.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
i am so terribly in love with him
dpr ian at a festival. he's got red and dark hair, he's shirtless and wearing leather pants. he's got a strong back and a small waist
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