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Emmanuel Lopez

@hundreddollarman.bsky.social
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49ers fan, big-time believer in AI (Actual Intelligence)

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 12h
LOL Aaron Rodgers
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 12h
You mess with the penis you uhh... get the horns www.reviewjournal.com/news/civil-c...
reviewjournal.com
Woman injured from ‘mechanical penis’ ride at Fremont Street bar, lawsuit alleges
A woman has sued The Nerd, a downtown Las Vegas bar on Fremont Street, after she said she was injured while riding a bull-ride like attraction.
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 14h
Victor Wembasedyama
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 17h
Me gaming when I should be working at home, but now it's time to lock in.
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 18h
What is this headline lmao 😂😭
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 20h
The deepest wisdom comes from the unlikeliest sources, like... reddit???
reddit comment about ass vs. boobs
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WAKE UP MARKS IT’S SPOOKY SEASON 👻🎃💀🦇 youtu.be/NSqkvsOv3VA?...
youtu.be
Bobby "Boris" Pickett - Monster Mash (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Bobby "Boris" Pickett
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got all excited my workweek’s almost over but then remembered I picked up an extra shift tomorrow.
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please win this, Canada. The collective crashout from a certain bozo and his sycophants will be hilarious www.taipeitimes.com/News/feat/ar...
taipeitimes.com
Mark Carney’s stand against Trump leads to Nobel Peace Prize and ‘Time’ Person of the Year buzz - Taipei Times
Mark Carney built a global profile this year by standing up to US President Donald Trump. If some prediction-market traders and prominent admirers are right, the Canadian prime minister could end the ...
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Mike @mikefail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
will hitting the black arrow is so fucking beautiful
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I didn't have Mike Tomlin tagged as a Minecraft junkie. That's pretty cool though. Him saying Minecraft was a way to detach from the realities of life really hits deep www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h_p...
youtube.com
EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We posted this story online to the homepage and readers can't get enough of it. Sickos! LOL
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had Domino's Pizza for the first time in my life. It was one of the pizzas of all time.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Merry Spooky Season Eve, everybody
static.klipy.com
Halloween Pumpkin Man Dancing in Cemetery
ALT: Halloween Pumpkin Man Dancing in Cemetery
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this my ticket home
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1) Go to America.gov 2) Type in “play minecraft” 3) Divide by zero?
america.gov
America.gov
Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shoutout to Backpack, the winner of this year's Fat Bear Week.
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Scott Steiner's 'He's Fat!' Moment
ALT: Scott Steiner's 'He's Fat!' Moment
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[Jones] The 49ers had WR Brendan Rice, son of franchise legend Jerry Rice, in for a workout today. twitter.com/jjones9/stat...
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
4.0 earthquake 20 miles southwest of Seattle. Meh. It's not really an earthquake (says me, a 1989 Loma Prieta survivor). But pray for my safety anyway! (And Omarion.)
Pray for Omarion
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@gcacho.bsky.social Dude WTF is going on in Dublin haha. Old Chinese folks gunning people down. That's cold. www.eastbaytimes.com/2026/09/28/d...
eastbaytimes.com
Wife's parents arrested after man in custody dispute is slain in Dublin park
Video from the aftermath of Saturday afternoon’s shooting showed the fatally wounded Jonathan McKinsey lying in the parking lot at the Dublin Sports Grounds.
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Started the workday with a fire drill. Fun.
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Simpsons: Lenny's Chaotic Fire Drill
ALT: Simpsons: Lenny's Chaotic Fire Drill
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We beat Iran yet?
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHAT NOOOO
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Filipinos been ahead of the curve LOL
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just spent 15 minutes explaining "To Catch a Predator" and Chris Hansen and why they got turned into a movie to my 66-year-old co-worker. She's so clueless sometimes lol, bless her
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Primetime
ALT: Primetime
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What are you guys playing these days? Anything new? I feel like I'm circling around old favorites till GTA 6 hits.
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think he did just drop dead like Eddie (RIP) nypost.com/2026/09/28/s...
nypost.com
Exclusive | AEW star Pac discovered slumped over in vehicle outside CAVA restaurant before death
Medics raced to Satterley at the Mediterranean-themed restaurant in Des Plaines at around 4 p.m., according to dispatch audio obtained by The Post on Monday.
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LeBron finally embracing LeBald
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LOL Brock Purdy in the top right
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MetLife turf vs. Levi's substation
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LOL RAMS
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit wtf
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm confused. What is this timeline? #49ers #Raiders
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun fact: Deebo Samuel finished the day with 0 catches for 80 yards. So here's what happens when you try to calculate his yards per catch. #49ers
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Niners hang on
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CAN I UNCLENCH NOW
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[NFL] George Kittle's 2nd TD of the game! twitter.com/NFL/status/2...
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PURDY
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's really unbelievable that both Meta glasses and ChatGPT are trying to justify their existence on the back of people with disabilities. It's gross as fuck.
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LOL did Jake Moody sneak back into Levi's?
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aww man I wanted that tuddy for Juice so he could do his celebration lol
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Losing your best offensive lineman = not good at all.
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Nervous Sweating Anime Character
ALT: Nervous Sweating Anime Character
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mike Evans in a lot of pain there. Looks like a rib or abdominal.
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Michael Scott's Grimace in The Office
ALT: Michael Scott's Grimace in The Office
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[NFL] Brock Purdy to Mike Evans extends the lead! twitter.com/NFL/status/2...
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Fuck it, Mike Evans down there somewhere." - Brock Purdy, probably
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fake_account_to_skeet @abmoraz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Purdy is a freakin' maniac lol
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[NFL] 49ers run a hook-and-lateral on 3rd-and-12 and Purdy-to-Evans-to-Deebo turns into an 82-yard TD! twitter.com/NFL/status/2...
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