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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 32m

Today I had to explain to a co-worker what AOL discs were. Excuse me what the hell. I'm gonna go apply for AARP now.

Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 3h

Why does every muppet in the administration look like someone was fucking around with the sliders in character creation mode?

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 5h

Hey guys let’s laugh at the Rams some more

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 7h

Main event: Sami vs. Roman in a “Dodge the Houthi missiles” match?

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 19h

HATE WATCH SUCCESSFUL LOL RAMS

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 19h

I was about to type "Rams special teams could do the" and then they did it before I could even finish my thought.

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 19h

This game is drunk and also on cocaine

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 20h

Did I just hear a live n-bomb? LOL

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 22h

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 4 Call 4 Duty: Modern Warfare 4 Call of Duty 4: 4 Modern 4 Warfare C4ll of Duty 4: Modern W4rf4re Even Street Fighter is like "GET TO 5 ALREADY FFS"

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 22h

Both LA teams being cucked at SoFi Stadium, their home stadium, never stops being funny.

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 22h

I like when 49ers, Seahawks and Cardinals fans can hold a 1-game ceasefire to hate-watch the Rams.

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Me rejoining the homies after talking to a 10/10 and getting her number

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Mr. Fusion @mrfusion.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

THIS is what you call "getting posterized" Goddamn...

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This is my favorite week in the Bay Area. You have: - people bitching about the Blue Angels - people bitching about people bitching about the Blue Angels - people bitching about Indigenous Peoples' Day - people bitching about Columbus Day Dumb bitches everywhere!

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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

[Rapoport] 49ers Dre Greenlaw, who was ejected from Sunday’s game against the Seahawks has been suspended one game. Greenlaw head-butted Ernest Jones IV. twitter.com/RapSheet/sta...

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Dan Baldassarre @evornithology.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

When an eBird reviewer I don’t know questions my ID

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Therapist: Dreymond Greenlaw isn't real. He can't hurt you. Dreymond Greenlaw: *kicks me in the nuts*

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I want to say I was sports entertained but no, I am deceased

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I was dude. Otherwise I was fidgeting in my computer chair or pacing around

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

@gcacho.bsky.social @eccheesehead.bsky.social I had to switch to the radio so I could listen to the game while lying face down on the floor.

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Emmanuel Lopez @hundreddollarman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

49ers defense needs to chill with the extracurriculars

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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

[NFL] Disaster for Seattle - Seahawks fumbles in the end zone and the 49ers defense recovers for the touchdown! twitter.com/NFLonFOX/sta...

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Matt Maiocco @mattmaiocco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Rookie defensive tackle Gracen Halton forces the fumble against running back George Holani AND recovers it in the end zone for a touchdown. The Seahawks just wanted to run the clock out at the end of the first half. The 49ers take a 21-13 lead at halftime.

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