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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only person who would play his games for the rest of time is Soulja Boy
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
our season on the line with otto kemp, well that kind of sums it up
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
watching sports is a humiliation ritual
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice we won
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's the same shit every year! Literally almost every came even! Some never before seen performance by a starting pitcher destroying his body live on television for us and then we find a way to give a big fuck you to all that effort
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The bizarre musical choices for the transitions on MNF are really delightful
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People aren't mean enough on bluesky about sports yet for me to talk my shit about Arizona yet
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
POIROT: Peruse if you will the Lady Sinema's record of voting. Poirot he notices the mademoiselle, she is not exactly the art lover 𝘱𝘢𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘯? CHIEF INSPECTOR JAPP: [speaking entirely through his nose] Now look 'ere Pwaahroh,
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
most normal game character
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the Padres win the next two against the Diamondbacks I'll drop the "that's what's in" jabs, okay?
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I might need one of the Phillies core hitters to commit seppuku to make this right
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cozy weekend indoors scheduled
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm not going to freak out about the Phillies planned loss but that doesn't mean I'm gonna watch it either.
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
more like jared GOOF #gottem #nailedit #footballfunniez
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Phillies planned loss tonight to get everyone really excited for the Eagles week 1 game tomorrow is inter-city solidarity at it's finest.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
comic, softside, magazine (1982) archive.org/details/soft...
a man in a suit and hat, carrying a briefcase is home from work (walking in the front door). he looks very happy to be home. a computer in another room (not visible to him yet) has a message on its screen:
dear john:
i've left you
for a man who
doesn't own a
computer
.....hilda
caption below:
"hi, hilda - i'm home! bring my dinner to me at the computer!"
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
phillies shameful
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/09/2026
THEY HIRED THE MAN
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026
Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys theonion.com/jets-hope-to-sell-more…
Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A proposal: the next season of The Pitt should have them just dealing with the ongoing aftermath of a season of Reacher occurring in Pittsburgh
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
for the first time all year I am adjusting the meter
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
(adele voice) 🎵 whalefall 🎵
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Watched the second season of Batman: Caped Crusader - It's pretty good! I enjoy the vibes more than the plot, but vibes are what's important.
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
we need to take federal action against the LA dodgers
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I'm not saying I'm really depressed and barely functioning today because I watched three Phillies games in a row that were like having a tooth filled. I am saying that Bryce Harper could fix this for me if he locked in though.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
got jumpscared by my custom ffvii logo in my steam library
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The year is 2040 The government has criminalized not having diarrhea Secret police hunt down offenders called “Drywalkers” But one elite officer in their ranks has a secret of his own. Captain Jaxon Cole is lettuce immune
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Arrow Video, you will never see heaven for dogshit like this
4k bluray of jim carrey's THE MASK being sold for 59.99 at a 50% discount
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is this what it's like to not be depressed
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
youtu.be/DL3D40pl7sQ?...
youtu.be
Space Jam 2 Theme Feat. Austin Walker
YouTube video by DJ Dain
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just looking at it is making me feral
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeBron to Philly, I'm going to walk out into the streets of Brooklyn and start a fight in Duane Reade, I'm too powerful, I'm a god, I'm better than a god, this is it this is going to be my year
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
City of troy: Haunted house
Wooden house: ghost-proof horse
Soldiers: my & my friends w/ snacks & sleeping bags & n64
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It's 1st of January 1999—time to Watch the Skies. 👽 And vibe out to some moody Geoscape tunes. The PS1 version has my favourite renditions of them, which can also be modded into OpenXCOM. 📺: XCOM: Enemy Unknown, MicroProse, 1994/1995 (PS1 version)
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'll get an email sometimes somberly announcing that my credit score had changed with the gravitas of solemn doctor telling you that your test results are back and it will advise me on what my next financial steps are and then I go and look at how far my score has fallen and I'll see this
Bright happy picture showing a negative one credit score change
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
je suis brandon marsh
picture of an evil person with hate in their hearts tweeting negatively about Brandon Marsh's beautiful wet hair Robbie Robertson of the BAND tweet edited to say "Wish I could have written for Cards Against Humanity" instead
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
lol, contreras is a good sport
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
thank you bryce harper for sacrificing for Kyle
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Home Run Derby.... come back. Netflix please
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
kind of ironic though that the Pfizer building can't keep it up
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My turn to post the Criterion haul, a modest bounty
Charade, Mulholland Drive, and blow out
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cow from mario kart world @mookartbot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Be epic! #Cow #MarioKartWorld #NintendoSwitch2
Image from Mario Kart World featuring Cow
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Swift-Kelce nuptials being officiated by Adam Sandler is so fascinating. Was this a Travis demand? Are they just big Grown Ups fans? I need to know more.
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Clord TC, illustration creaturo @clordtc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sure, the minions didn't work for Hitler, but you know who they DID work for?
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Jaylen Brown holy shit
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
thank god
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i'm being SO strong and good by not buying anything from the B&N criterion collection sale
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Human! @humanstark.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Now it's time to see if the Mets love to have their manager fired as much as the Phil's
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