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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You know, we just assume RFK Jr. is a nut bag, but what if all Kennedys get nuts with age, but we never knew because they all kept dying

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

BREAKING: John Fetterman doesn't have any staffers left, just people that got stuck in the cave with him when he was bringing in his sheep.

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My pitch for a Blade movie is Warriors shot like 1917, but with vampires.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

As executor of Mitch McConnell's estate, I think its important you know that his final wish was that his death be revealed too close to or too far away from an election for a replacement to be decided upon

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

@moneypowerpolitics.bsky.social Steph, correct your guests when they lump Platner in with the DSA, he wasn't a DSA candidate. If he was they would've used their resources to vet him before he got this far

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Me: Alexa, will it rain today? Alexa: No rain is expected today. Me: It looks like it's going to rain. Alexa: No rain is expected today. Me: Alexa, what time will it rain today? Alexa: Rain will start in one hour.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Hey ChatGPT, write the Monorail song from the Simpsons, but its about data centers.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

"It is you who is gravely mistaken, our pool is larger than star destroyers"

Emperor Palpatine shows off his pool size in the oval office

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Can't tell if the Cavs are playing the game on hard mode or if the Knicks are playing the game on easy mode.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

If I were in congress I'd probably be censured repeatedly for making slurping noises every time other reps start praising Hegseth and Trump in hearings

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

In the Marvel universe, you know shit is bad when The Watcher shows up. In our universe, you know shit is bad when Rachel Maddow is a working on a weekend.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I still think Lightyear would've been a success if they had removed all connections to Toy Story IP.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I think I know where the timeline went wrong. We stopped making good movies about actors getting embroiled in the situations they act about. The 80s had Three Amigos, the 90s had Galaxy Quest, and the 00s had Tropic Thunder. The 10s and 20s haven't had one of these movies, and the world is shit

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

The FBI is on high alert for terrorist activity, the same FBI that made its shooting investigators drive from VA to MA while an active shooter was loose because Kash Patel was busy using the plane.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

If anyone was wondering where we're at with Big Tech, it took me asking Alexa AI 8 times before she said any kind of "yes" to the question "Was Hitler a bad guy?"

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/02/2026

McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man? LYONS: Yes mam McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?

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Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

How the fuck.does anyone understand Tom Homan without subtitles.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Press Statement from Tom Homan: "Hullo, mmh nahm if Tahm Huhman an eyf ahm now in chargf of da ahperatfin."

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

@joshshapiropa.bsky.social just said on @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social that the ICE Funding should go to police instead, and you can fuck right off with that logic. That can't be the Democratic platform.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Greg Bovino looks like a dude who's family tree is a straight line.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Sometimes I Navage to clear my sinuses and instead it just feels like I fucked up swimming

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

New video shows Good's last words to the cop being "Its okay dude, Im not mad at you." And the only reason I can fathom that MAGA thinks that video is exculpatory for ICE is because they don't listen when women talk.

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

"Donald Trump is not a dove... He is a belligerent warmonger, a lawless imperialist, a pro-plunder president. He openly and shamelessly claims the right to kidnap foreign leaders and steal foreign oil." From my 'First Draft' morning email for Zeteo. Have you subscribed to it yet?

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💣 Happy New... Wars?

Mehdi on Donald Trump's 2026 battle plans, how Nicolás Maduro's dancing may have cost him his freedom, and an Epstein Files deadline that just came... and went.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

This Venezuela stuff has me so confused, I just can't tell if its to distract from Epstein, the economy, or the Jack Smith testimony...

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Wait, what?

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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Antiwar, FIFA Peace Prize-winning Trump bombed Venezuela and kidnapped its leader with no Congressional authorization. Got it.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

No idea if she’d even be interested but Patti Harrison on Taskmaster would be a dream

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

BREAKING Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

On my bingo card for 2026: Republican outrage when Charlie Kirk isn't mentioned in the Oscar's In Memoriam

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Wrapping some gifts and I'm really not looking forward to learning cursive again so I can trick my son into thinking Santa is real next year

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

It is insane that at some point our species collectively decided that its near impossible to have a period in your life that you DON'T owe someone/something money.

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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 06/12/2025

My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

"Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote" but Menard is trying to write Maxwell's Silver Hammer.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I always see those "Subway takes" interviews on social media, and I always think about what my take would be. Today I've determined that it's "people born before 1955 shouldn't have internet access"

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Though this thinking does explain why he wants to call ot TrumpRx

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Why didn't Marty just turn to 1955 Doc and say "Hey, don't die in 1885."

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Trump isn't the first to do this. The Marcos family of the Phillipines was heavily criticized for partying, building self-indulgent buildings/monuments, and traveling, all while people at home were starving and being denied Healthcare. Heres a song about rising up against it youtu.be/DZqXVDxqUdQ?...

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Fabulous One

YouTube video by David Byrne - Topic

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

"We all saw that coming" says the man who always says he hasn't seen anything.

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TheHumanPhonebook @humanphonebook.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

In the wake of Zohran winning Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL have opened a tipline to report Antisemitism. Everyone should call to report Nick Fuentes, Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and every other right wing group the adl refused to condemn with the same intensity they save for leftists

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