Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why can't we be gays who like knitting and cross stitch, instead we get ourselves into this! 110
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Jamie has been at a works conference, this was in his 'goodie bag'. Does it work on arseholes? Nothing says 'wash your manky minge' more, than giving this to your wife/girlfriend. 221
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Pride Celebrations are divisitive on social media. However I think things like this should be shared, to remind/educate people that things were very different not that long ago! Imagine having the option to abort a child because it was gay. 032
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Gin & Tonic with 'This is not just a lemon, it's an Antony grown lemon'. 110
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The thing about this weather is things swell and hang lower. When wearing shorts, things can slip out and you can sit on stuff (ouch). Not sure if its the same for hanging gammon.static.klipy.comRekt Wolf Crypto NftALT: Rekt Wolf Crypto Nft 000
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 20/06/2026A perfect afternoon, didnt get much reading done as enjoyed watching the wildlife inbetween snoozing. 200
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I complain about our council tax and this years hike! However the local tip has saved me more than the yearly ctax bill in the last 4 months! Still, I have just moaned to the council about the state of the paths in our village. I am getting old!! 000
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 23/02/2026We can take the huge trees down near the drive gates, it will be cheaper. Lets buy some scaffolding, we can use it on other parts of the garden, 9 meters, yeah thats a good size! Not even fully up and I cant get to the top! Its shit getting old, I used to dance in cages in club ceilings as 18/19 yo 210
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Up at 5.30am on a Sunday!! Is this what Sundays would be if I didnt go to the pub saturday nights? Fuck that, I am off out next week!media.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a black hoodie with the words oh it 's early below himALT: a man with a beard is wearing a black hoodie with the words oh it 's early below him 231
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Just went across to our butchers as they are in pub, thanked them for turkey crown. Said was lovely and tasty and moist. His wife said "Just like me" and rubbed her fanny! Her husband pissed himself as apparantly mine and jim's faces were like we'd just sniffed shit. I guess we're deffinatly gay 010
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I have just spent £60 on aftershave for Jamie as he employs my nephew and another member of management is bullying him saying his aftershave stinks. He doesnt want me to tell Uncle Jim, so I am doing the next best thing, i dare her to tell Jamie he stinks..... 221
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Its hard enough as a man (and women too) being compared to other men, without all these AI adonis's flooding all social media... Plus I cant decide if its technically wanking over a cartoon? 🤷 110
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I get to celebrate my birthday for 29hrs, when I say celebrate, I mean be waited on hand and foot!media.tenor.coma woman is holding a cupcake with a candle in it and saying `` happy birthday to me '' .ALT: a woman is holding a cupcake with a candle in it and saying `` happy birthday to me '' . 310
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I do not wish to see women winking at me when they bend down in a thong bikini! Ladies, if your chuff is like a hungry pac man, please wear full swim briefs!media.tenor.coma man is yawning in front of a shower curtain and saying ew .ALT: a man is yawning in front of a shower curtain and saying ew . 020
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Hey @godisnotaho.bsky.social , can you suck your pastor off or something, and ask him to ask his pal in the sky if he can sort the sun out for us? It's a bit overcast this morning! I'm still enjoying my Pina Colada though, so tickle his balls and thank him for that. 130
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Well its all go this week, last minute decision to fly out to Dominican Republic for a fortnight, mad rush to sign and pay everything at solicitors so we can complete on our new place whilst we're away. Worth it though, chilling with drinks , hoping everything goes through OK on Friday. 260
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 09/08/2025So, today at the new place, I managed to put a bin out and forget a remote for the gates. A fat lad climbing over a 8 foot fence and hedge, sweating, swearing and then falling at the other side. The neighbours have been introduced to Ant 🤣🤣. 120
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I know I moan about Jamie, but we've been to pub, had a takeaway, then i wake up 20.mins before a hosepipe ban comes into force, panicking the gardens dry, amd he's out watering the plants.. bless him 110
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Both @peepers.bsky.social and @dwizard.bsky.social told me they relate to this... 3110
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Great time to crack/bruise my ribs, when I'm due to travel to the airport and fly out early tomorrow morning. Today is sponsored by tramadol, which doesn't seem to be touching the pain. As the hours pass, it's looking more and more likely I won't be able to go... ☹️ 200
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Hey Debs, happy new year and all that, just saw this and had to make the effort to come on here , as when I saw this I knew how much you appreciate the health benefits of turmeric 🤣🤣 @lafeeverte.bsky.social 120
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 21/09/2024I think I might be a sex pest! I was admiring a gentleman's bum and wasn't paying attention to when he stopped, so I walked into him. I'm mortified, but also ended up with a slight chubby from my groin hitting his firm lovely arse 🤣🤣 020
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 28/08/2024Me last night - I think they forgot to put the chilli in mine, I can't taste any. Me today - OH, they had put chilli in... 010
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 11/08/2024This week we have eaten tomatoes, iceberg lettuce, onions and potatoes, all grown by ourselves. I was a bit late with the cucumbers, so they're not ready yet. Quite enjoying this grow your own. 040
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 05/07/2024Hey @marvth3martian.bsky.social , @lafeeverte.bsky.social . These are what we've grown from seed. They've been attacked by bugs in my absence though. Sweet williams, lettuce, tumbling tomatoes, mixed flowers, cucumbers, sunflowers and potatoes. 430
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 03/07/2024Hey @marvth3martian.bsky.social, it's your yearly reminder 🤣🤣🤣 Yes, I know I'm a C*nt! - @lafeeverte.bsky.social 120
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 02/07/2024Ffsk last day of holiday and someone stole our (hotel pool) towels. Policy is €10 per lost towel/card. Jim's fuming, argued with hotel manager resulting in them giving us another 2 towel cards, jim demanded to see cctv as wants to know who stole from us. Manager refused. 120
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 01/07/2024Nope, can't do the sun today. Extreme weather alert, the pool is at 35'. The outside 45' and rising, there's a breeze but it's like when you open a hot oven door, so can't take respite in shade. 10 mins outside and now back in the air conditioned room for the rest of the day. 110
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 30/06/2024So glad we brought some underpants on this holiday, or my balls would be getting trapped in my flip flops... 020
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 30/06/2024Ffsk, I've been laid in the sun everyday and I've tanned like @peepers.bsky.social, go red then white again, and I'm not a ginger like him... 230
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 26/06/2024Calling home just to make sure my veg has been fed and watered 🤣🤣 000
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 25/06/2024Had to have a sit down, it's hard been 40+ and attending a beach rave... 🤣🤣 130
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 22/06/2024No need for a bath/shower tonight after being in this earlier.... 110
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 15/06/2024So ready for my holidays on Wednesday, might have more time to annoy social media... 🤣🤣 010
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 23/03/2024Visiting Kipling Hall nr Northallerton, wouldn't consider buying it as its a listed building, so couldn't fit pvc double glazing... 110
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 02/03/2024I had a 3 hour nap this afternoon, old age doesn't look good for me... 010
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 07/02/2024We went for a bit of culture this afternoon and jumped on the local bus to Altea. Beautiful place. 020
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 01/02/2024Benidorm is definitely a marmite destination, So far I'm ambivalent. Its nice to be away and able to relax, which we've done. Just spent a couple of days in the room watching movies, only coming out for food and drink 🤣 320
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 29/01/2024Ola from Benidorm, arrived Saturday and I have a full on cold already. Oh well G&T to the rescue 030
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 19/01/2024After many years, I am finally going to Benidorm! Roll on a week tomorrow. I know I come across as posh like @lafeeverte.bsky.social, but like her, I'm all fur coat and no knickers. Can't wait.. 110
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 28/12/2023I feel for people in retail. My OH is a senior manager in it, he's worked christmas and will be New Year. We managed a quick evening dash to pub and he's on the phone sorting staff grievances and arguments out, phones red hot! No christmas for retail. 😒🙄 010
Ant @hullant.bsky.social · 17/12/2023My FB friends list just keeps getting smaller and smaller.... 100
