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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers

@hulcricket.bsky.social
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trans physicist (she/her) who irradiated a cricket one time by accident and will never hear the end of it be-wifed to @gendercrook.bsky.social mom who stepped up to Momo and Noodle it is probably not my birthday today

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 6h
oh right we donated it is it still at the community center closet? we should check next time we're there
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 6h
you can't fool me that was the villain in Kingsman 3
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 7h
Barbie Girl - Aqua
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 7h
well the thing is once you know it's too late
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 7h
yes but much less than tetanus
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 7h
I just wanted to say "mongeese"
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 7h
sir
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 7h
mongeese aren't weasels
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 7h
I am a scientist and I cannot
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 7h
these are the same height as far as I can tell
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 9h
I do genuinely worry about who would self-ID as an intelligent single for the purposes of this event
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 9h
for us it's usually on the Friday closest to Halloween unless it's on Saturday
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 9h
huh
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 9h
it's funny every time!
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 10h
yeah the purpose of teaching 2-4 yo's martial arts is so they dragon kick you right in the beans isn't that correct @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 10h
squirrel just looking for some shade under the giant hat
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 12h
yeah basal cell is benign and very slow growing and it's just a PITA to get cut out, but it's not life threatening or anything will be a cool scar tho
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12h
Not worried I know Q got him
Picard and Q
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 12h
oh that's fun
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 12h
"Do you...do you have any cakes with something other than women going to the bathroom on them?" "What do you mean?" "I don't know, women undressed, posing sexy?" "Who...WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IS THIS SOME KIND OF PRANK?"
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 13h
FUCK
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 15h
I'm trying to procrastinate from writing problem set solutions and you are all distracting me with this WNBA game
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 15h
we always knew
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 15h
is that bad
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
I could not respond to my phone and it switched me back to the interstate without my permission. I had to pull over, take my gloves off, and reroute. I was furious.
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
the final straw that made me switch from Google to Mapquest was I had mapped out the specific route I wanted to take on a moto ride and was following the directions and halfway through the little bubble popped up saying "found a faster route...press ok to cancel" and as I was wearing moto gloves
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
Google Maps has been getting real bad with directions for me on routes I've done regularly, rerouting to ways that don't exist or trying to make me make illegal maneuvers. I switched to Mapquest and am happier
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
like I remember how dicks work anymore
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
skeet from glen mathews (@glenmaffews.bsky.social):

metaphor????
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
thank you blanx
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
go outside, nerd
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
he's maud'dib he's built different
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
how long do you think it took paul after becoming emperor and dominating the bene gesserit to stick his dick in the gom jabbar
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
look we went through all the trouble to build this weird thing that tortures and kills people, may as well use it
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
boredom
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
it's a gom jabbar!
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
ma'am
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
good for him!
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
he's the dude that kinda looks and sounds like ellen degenerous right
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
the original wife had seen the remake, said original was better
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
it's a trap!
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
It was really good! wife had only seen Quarantine, the shot for shot American remake, and this one was apparently scarier I do not understand the concept of a sequel to this movie no such thing needs to exist
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
found footage zombie movie that's just soooo stressful
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
NIK NO
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
oh well good thing bill simmons is so charismatic on uh video or audio or whatever
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
feeling stressed out today for no reason and then remembering the wife and I watched Rec (2007) last night only 1 hour 15 minutes but somehow felt like 3 hours, in a good way
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 17h
the ringer is still a thing?
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 17h
yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 17h
I do love profanity and context-dependent can love nudity
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 17h
this is how I want to be buried
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