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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers

@hulcricket.bsky.social
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trans physicist (she/her) who irradiated a cricket one time by accident and will never hear the end of it be-wifed to @gendercrook.bsky.social mom who stepped up to Momo and Noodle it is probably not my birthday today

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
skeet from glen mathews (@glenmaffews.bsky.social):

metaphor????
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 22h
Narbonic March 13, 2006: the one where D' and Artie fight and Mel accuses Helen of thinking it's hot and Helen says, "Oh the chances that they'll rip their clothes off and accidentally kiss are probably slim" and my gods I still quote that line so often
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 28/10/2026
lecture fit for tunneling
Tilda in a red with geometric blue, yellow, and turquoise polygon and black lines printed fit and flare dress
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 28/10/2026
it's a fun time!
a picture of a gas discharge tub filled with hydrogen. the power supply is a black box with a big red rocker switch. the gas discharge tube is a thin glass tube that is glowing bright magenta. it is a type of "neon" light. above the tube is a small spectrometer.A plot of the spectrum of the hydrogen discharge in the previous picture. There are 5 tagged peaks in the visible spectrum
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 27/10/2026
lab teaching fit
Tilda is wearing burgundy cargo pants, black boots, a black tank top, and a pink and turquoise plaid shirt. she is standing in a physics teacing lab next to gas discharge tubes and spectrometers
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
lecture fit
Tilda wearing a white with blue, black, and grey polka dots fitted blouse, a gray a-line skirt, and black boots with knee high white socks
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
and when he has both long and short hair? that's right it's sci-fi fantasy
Karl Urban as Commander Vaako from the cinematic masterpiece Chronicles of Riddick, with long hair grown out on top but shaved short on the sides
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 24/10/2026
brb gonna go eat these in a totally normal fashion outside the tastee freeze
Chili Cheese Dog Cheez Its
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 24/10/2026
someday in my declining years I will look back and regret not purchasing this shirt
a black T-shirt that says "Baddies don't get saddies" in pink letters with a picture of a baddie in a black dress looking wryly over her shoulder
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 24/10/2026
when you want walkies but moms are still in bed sipping coffee
Momo the miniature burnt marshmallow Shiba Inu lying down on the floor so good hoping that she can behave herself so good into getting a w-a-l-k sooner
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
very autumnal lecture fit
Tilda wearing a sienna puff sleeve henley with a green gauze skirt, she is a decorative gourd
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
I hope Jesse Singal trips and falls face first into dog shit and the dog shit goes up his throat and he chokes on the dog shit but a passerby gives him the Heimlich so he is ok but some teens have been filming the whole time and they post the video on social media and it goes viral so he lives in his shame every day for the rest of his life
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
tried to split the difference and nope, still didn't have it (squatting 4 reps of Tilda plus 50 lbs, fail and crawl of triumph on 5th rep)
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
that's more like it (squatting 6 reps of Tilda plus 40 lbs)
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
major setback on a project this morning, out of my control, so I went to the gym about it didn't quite have that set in me happy friyay (squatting 4 reps of Tilda plus 60 lbs, fail and crawl of triumph on the 5th)
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
wife got stuck on the couch for like two hours yesterday evening because Momo started to fall asleep like this and kept doing the fighting sleep thing I mean we can't disturb that what kind of monsters would we be
Momo with head resting on wife's leg doing the "I'M NOT SLEEPY I'M JUST RESTING MY EYELIDS" thing
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
BREAKING: ULTRA RARE FOOTAGE OF MOMO ATTEMPTING TO PLAY
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
just lookit this ghost in the shell ass shit it's soooooo cool and so dumb
the weird Eegon watch band that goes around your wrist and another strap between your thumb and pointer
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
lecture fit
Tilda in a purple puff sleeve blouse and black a like midi skirt with knee high black and gray socks auth purple docs marten
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
* whichever documentary Werner Herzog was talking about here
6 panels of Werner Herzog speaking to an audience

panel 1, Herzog subdued: There were some filmmakers speakingin an auditorium like this one

panel 2, Herzog expressive: about how documentaries should be made, how we should be like a fly on the wall and not interfere

panel 3, Herzog acceptive: And I just couldn't take it anymore so I grabbed the mic and I said

panel 4, Herzog aggressive: No! We are directors, we are creators, we should be the hornets that sting!

panel 5, Herzog unaffected: There was a roar of disgust against me

panel 6, Herzog vindicated: So I shouted - Happy New Year losers!
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
like UNM has been bad for a long time but he was notably worse than their usual badness see if you can spot his tenure
list of UNM seasons with Locksley's little run right in the middle there, sandwiched by Rocky Long and Bob Davie
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
humpday is for working on my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps (squatting 6 reps of Tilda x 1.25 lbs, 3 sets)
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 20/10/2026
he did it! he chose his own adventure!
Choose Your Own Adventure #102

Fourteen Beers at Chili's

The cover is a young man in a white t-shirt and jeans fighting 3 ninjas
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 19/10/2026
lecture fit got a pretty good chuckle out of "used to be called the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle but we mostly just call it the Uncertainty Principle now for a variety of reasons including that guy's allegiances from about 1933-1945"
Tilda with her pink and blonde hair in a messy bun wearing a dark gray houndstooth cowl neck puff sleeve empire waist dress with black leggings and gray socks with black and purple docs marten with yellow laces. her tildabeads are turquoise today. she is standing in front of a whiteboard with a bunch of gobbledygook about the uncertainty princeuple and wave packets and plane waves written on it.
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 19/10/2026
a case of the mondays? not on my watch (deadlifting 6 reps of Tilda x 1.5 lbs, 3 sets)
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 17/10/2026
a picture of tilda taking a healthy sip of tea out of a teacup, pinky out
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
it's such a stupid problem I love it and hey it's homecoming week perfect timing
the solutions for the problem of the defensive end trying to diffract through a gap in the o-line

the answer is 4.44e-34 meters/second, which is a nonsense number. or as it's written in the solutions: "that don't make no sense!"

turns out macroscopic masses don't usually have meaningful wavelengths. probably why we didn't think that particles could be waves for most of human history
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
bench pressing 6 reps of plates and bar, almost 3 sets
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
happy friyay barbie! (squatting 6 reps of Tilda plus 40 lbs, 3 sets)
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
the resemblance is uncanny
Purple Tentacle, the villain of Maniac Mansion II: Day of the Tentacle, with Green Tentacle cowering in the background

Purple Tentacle looks like a purple fire hydrant, kind of. In the future this is a plot point/bit when a dog pees on one of the tentacles.
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
she howled for a while, I howled with her, we howled at that storm
Momo very upset swaddled and held in big beefy arm
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
momo does not care for this storm in her defense it is quite the rager
momo the miniature burnt marshmallow shiba inu swaddled in a blanket and held but still freaking out
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 14/10/2026
lecture fit
Tilda in a purple and blue and blue floral print wrap dress with blue and white checkered vans standing in front of a whiteboard with wavefunction normalization equations written on it
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 14/10/2026
local schools were off on monday and my co-worker brought his daughter to work, and she made me this rad bracelet after I showed her the standing wave demo and let her play with it
a woven rubber band bracelet in rainbow colors connected by pink and blue beads
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm pretty sure I know what it is
hans moleman from the simpsons getting hit in the groin by football
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
very happy with how my bench is doing these days, gotta make a good platform for those tiny tits (bench pressing 5 reps of bar plus plates)
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
I would dress more like a "whore" but this is about the minimum about of support my admittedly tiny tits can get by with (squatting 6 reps of Tilda x 1.25 lbs, 3 sets)
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
rainbow dash is not sure about noodle being up there and neither am I
Noodle the tortie cat up on a window ledge, a rainbow dash plushie on the piano looks up worriedly
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 12/10/2026
standing wave demo to show quantized levels
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 12/10/2026
lecture fit
Tilda wearing a fit and flare dress with a black floral pattern with highlights of purple and red and yellow, standing in front of a white board with a but of electron wave stuff written on it
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
we did it
Momo walking on wet sidewalk with her little rain jacket
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
when you gotta have walkies but it is VERY raining
Momo at the door in her little rain jacket looking very unsure about any of this
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
spoilers for this week's battlebots ep (which we just watched)
moar like orBITCHron amirite
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
local 12ft skelly vibes remain immaculate
local 12 ft skeleton dressed up as Dolly Parton in white dress with red fringe, large naturals, behind short fence with "Dolly" letters and butterflies
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
[at the gym] me: plates, plates, plates other lifters: plates, PLATES, PLATES spotter, pounding her fists: PLATES, PLATES, PLATES
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
[extremely Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn voice] Hi, Barbie
Gym selfie of Tilda wearing pigtails and a pink cropped Barbie tshirt
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
happy friyay (squatting 6 reps of Tilda plus 40 lbs)
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
that's right
Tilda standing in front of city hall with an "I Voted" sticker after voting early. her pink hair is blowing in the wind and she's wearing a purple rainbow kittycorn shirt
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want you to get the word out we back up (squatting 8 reps of Tilda plus 20 lbs, 3 sets. Lightening it up because coming back from sick and also want to work on depth)
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
also of note my framing of this question is always a little unhinged, as seen by previous years' examples
A train is traveling along a straight track at relativistic speed 𝑣𝑣= 0.8𝑐𝑐. In the rest frame of the tunnel,
the tunnel is 𝐿𝐿0 = 0.8 km long. The train enters a tunnel and an observer in the tunnel notices that the
train is exactly as long as the tunnel, so that the front of the train reaches the exit of the tunnel at the
same time the rear of the train reaches the entrance.
a) The train engineer on the train wearing their little striped train engineer hat also observes the train
passing through the tunnel. How long does the train conductor measure the tunnel to be?How much time does the horse standing in the barn observe that the plane is entirely in the
barn i.e. how much time passes between when the tail of the plane enters the barn and the
nose of the plane exits the barn, assuming that horses have depth perception and could
distinguish this?
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