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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers

@hulcricket.bsky.social
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trans physicist (she/her) who irradiated a cricket one time by accident and will never hear the end of it be-wifed to @gendercrook.bsky.social mom who stepped up to Momo and Noodle it is probably not my birthday today

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11h
Not worried I know Q got him
Picard and Q
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 14h
I'm trying to procrastinate from writing problem set solutions and you are all distracting me with this WNBA game
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
feeling stressed out today for no reason and then remembering the wife and I watched Rec (2007) last night only 1 hour 15 minutes but somehow felt like 3 hours, in a good way
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
this is how I want to be buried
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 16h
I want to mute the term "resistance" but then I'd miss out on all my sick ohm's law memes, real pickle I'm in here
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 20h
I saw Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace in theaters 11 times in the summer of 1999 and I can vouch that this is not true it's like Avatar, it's an *experience* in theaters (saw it again in 2024 and can verify), but it's still bad and we knew that at *latest* by fall 1999 when it was on video
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 20h
the Shane co. advertising should be studied for generations as a template of success
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 21h
that's like $50 PER TRANS PERSON IN THE US
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 21h
Narbonic March 13, 2006: the one where D' and Artie fight and Mel accuses Helen of thinking it's hot and Helen says, "Oh the chances that they'll rip their clothes off and accidentally kiss are probably slim" and my gods I still quote that line so often
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 28/10/2026
now we got some dimes square dipshit back in the discourse! we replaying the obscure shitty hits!
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 28/10/2026
lecture fit for tunneling
Tilda in a red with geometric blue, yellow, and turquoise polygon and black lines printed fit and flare dress
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 28/10/2026
first ken bone resurfaced and now we got james o'keefe sticking his neck out what is going on
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 28/10/2026
Point Break, four times in a row
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 27/10/2026
lab teaching fit
Tilda is wearing burgundy cargo pants, black boots, a black tank top, and a pink and turquoise plaid shirt. she is standing in a physics teacing lab next to gas discharge tubes and spectrometers
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 27/10/2026
quick how do you say "son, you've got a panty on your head" in flemish
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 27/10/2026
there are too many pockets in these pants I have lost my phone like four times today
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Specter177👻 @specter177.bsky.social · 27/10/2026
Oh so NOW ICE is cool with someone from South America entering the US with no passport.
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 27/10/2026
has anyone, ever, qualified non-annoying input with "just my $0.02"
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 27/10/2026
was I the only one who never watched ER
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sBOOghetti Time Johnson @johnnysocrates.bsky.social · 27/10/2026
So you have Noah idea what was going on Wyle the 90s were happening
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 27/10/2026
skipping the gym today because I still have a little lingering sick and also a bruised rib that doesn't seem to be aggravated by squatting but better safe than sorry, rest and recovery will be better for my gainz in the long run please clap
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 27/10/2026
more people have voted early so far in virginia (1.1 million) than voted in the entire midterm election in virginia in 2022 (900k) and while I'm not entirely sure what that will bear out results-wise, that's certainly something
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
ok but like, how's our guy Zohran been doing? his teams been cleaning up? he feared in the paint? he play boards or outside? you call yourself journalists yet don't get any good scoops here
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 19/12/2025
I refuse to engage with anything matt yglesias says until he addresses the specific and verifiable allegations that he has poop fingers, and I encourage every one of you to do the same
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
lecture fit
Tilda wearing a white with blue, black, and grey polka dots fitted blouse, a gray a-line skirt, and black boots with knee high white socks
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
the more I learn about how you eastern weirdos feel about which high school you went to, the more I realize we grew up in completely different worlds
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
this semester I have lectured while masked and now I'm lecturing with my ribs all bandaged up these students do not appreciate my sacrifices to keep the learning coming
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
someone invent little clip things for ace bandages that don't suck shit challenge level: impossible
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
it's so funny that ads for cotton now say "there's a reason they call it 'the fabric of our lives'" like self referencing *your own* marketing tagline that you made up as a cultural truth is so tautological it makes my face hurt
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
watched Weapons (2025) last night and it was an incredible horror film highly recommend I'm not sure if the filmmakers intended for that final chase scene to be so gd funny but it was hilarious and also absolutely perfect way to end the movie, I'm still giggling about it
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 26/10/2026
and when he has both long and short hair? that's right it's sci-fi fantasy
Karl Urban as Commander Vaako from the cinematic masterpiece Chronicles of Riddick, with long hair grown out on top but shaved short on the sides
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 25/10/2026
look I'm not going to say anything bad about cheesecake factory, it's fine even tho people in orange county love it a weirdly disproportional amount, it's just not where I would want to base the seat of executive power
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 25/10/2026
looking through how all the ranked teams did yesterday and having a sensible chuckle
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 25/10/2026
why was olé miss ranked #7
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 24/10/2026
oh damn Cincy beat Texas Tech? Scott Satterfield out here notching top 10 wins, somebody should throw some money at him to replace their coach
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 24/10/2026
brb gonna go eat these in a totally normal fashion outside the tastee freeze
Chili Cheese Dog Cheez Its
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 24/10/2026
someday in my declining years I will look back and regret not purchasing this shirt
a black T-shirt that says "Baddies don't get saddies" in pink letters with a picture of a baddie in a black dress looking wryly over her shoulder
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 24/10/2026
I thought I had strained a pec bench pressing on Monday, barely made last rep and left pec felt bad after, so I took it easy on bench the rest of the week and that seemed to be getting better but yesterday I sneezed and it hurt so bad and now my pec is fine but it feels like I bruised a rib?
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 24/10/2026
maybe it's my west coast roots showing but I have never actually watched college gameday and words I would use to describe my reaction at the intensity of opinions people seem to have about it would include "flummoxed" and "befuddled" and even "flabbergasted"
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 24/10/2026
when you want walkies but moms are still in bed sipping coffee
Momo the miniature burnt marshmallow Shiba Inu lying down on the floor so good hoping that she can behave herself so good into getting a w-a-l-k sooner
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 24/10/2026
get in losers, we're going to discover why the auto industry abandoned steam engine cars even tho they were more powerful and efficient than internal combustion engines at the time
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 24/10/2026
I said that Karl Urban is an A-list frowner and @gendercrook.bsky.social didn't know what I meant so we had to watch Dredd (2012). it still rules. and Karl Urban can still carry a movie entirely with his frown.
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
on the scale of my lifetime? being trans in society. like, even 20 years ago there were just not options that there are now. if you managed to figure out what you were even without any visible trans people around, your probability of being able to do anything about it was really low
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
very autumnal lecture fit
Tilda wearing a sienna puff sleeve henley with a green gauze skirt, she is a decorative gourd
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
it's not that hard to turn mercury into gold, you just gotta hit it with a lot of photons that are higher energy than ~10MeV or so. I can do this in my lab any day. it's just the cross section is such that the cost to make the necessary photons is much more expensive than the Au/HG price difference
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
I went to bed when JMU-App St was in OT and I still haven't actually looked up who won. A group chat told me a result but I'm not sure I believe it. Just gonna keep on going no knowing this.
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
I hope Jesse Singal trips and falls face first into dog shit and the dog shit goes up his throat and he chokes on the dog shit but a passerby gives him the Heimlich so he is ok but some teens have been filming the whole time and they post the video on social media and it goes viral so he lives in his shame every day for the rest of his life
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
major setback on a project this morning, out of my control, so I went to the gym about it didn't quite have that set in me happy friyay (squatting 4 reps of Tilda plus 60 lbs, fail and crawl of triumph on the 5th)
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 25/08/2026
Noticed a persistent, hacking cough, even though you’re perfectly healthy? You probably have Healthy Cough, the new type of cough developed especially and exclusively for people at the peak of health. Healthy Cough. “Oh, don’t worry about my Cough—it’s Healthy!”
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
BREAKING: ULTRA RARE FOOTAGE OF MOMO ATTEMPTING TO PLAY
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