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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers

@hulcricket.bsky.social
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trans physicist (she/her) who irradiated a cricket one time by accident and will never hear the end of it be-wifed to @gendercrook.bsky.social mom who stepped up to Momo and Noodle it is probably not my birthday today

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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 1h
froad
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 2h
they ranked Boise!
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 3h
this applies even more if you're 6-0
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h
*sourry
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h
sorry I meant spourt
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h
yes but like I would assume at least a slight aversion to USian sport that would affect the maths
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h
and like, people go to these games?
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h
wait is there a London NFL game every damn week now
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 8h
oh she wants to but she doesn't want to get wet and also doesn't want jacket she wants us to make it stop rain
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 9h
she's just like "I want to go outside but I don't want to get wet or wear a jacket. FIX IT."
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 9h
we did it
Momo walking on wet sidewalk with her little rain jacket
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 9h
when you gotta have walkies but it is VERY raining
Momo at the door in her little rain jacket looking very unsure about any of this
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 19h
I can't shake the feeling that the ICC wants him for something
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 19h
the joke is on all of us there aren't actually any college football OT rules they just make them up on the spot every time
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 20h
GET THEM GET THEIR UALALASSES
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 20h
there were some minor gains on the ground but they were more than offset by taking 6 sacks
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 20h
no no UDUB fans know which we are there's no question
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 20h
hey lots of perfectly fine teams barely get any rushing yards against black and gold midwestern teams that people don't respect
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 23h
that's right choco
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 23h
I guess the lesson is that you should only hire JMU's football coach if you're a basketball school?
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the rapper?
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've been saying!
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've been saying
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"all of it was made in 1914. they just gather it up every year [audience noises] THEY WASH IT"
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
what do you mean, "buy" candy corn isn't exchanged for money, it simply happens
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
grad school
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hey now maybe he's just a fan of small cetaceans in general
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
as one of the few fans of both teams he's previously coached, Sark starting to actually look kinda good is really something I never could have seen coming
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the production values are still excellent
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtube.com/@battlebots?...
youtube.com
BattleBots
It's Robot Fighting Time. The official YouTube Channel for BattleBots. With all the thrills and edge-of-your-seat tension of a major sporting tournament, combined with the latest in robot engineering...
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtube.com/@battlebots?...
youtube.com
BattleBots
It's Robot Fighting Time. The official YouTube Channel for BattleBots. With all the thrills and edge-of-your-seat tension of a major sporting tournament, combined with the latest in robot engineering...
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't think it should, like every part about this idea is terrible and wrong but also just practically speaking, I don't think it will happen
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it's so funny juxtaposing that with mad catter's reaction to judges decision the knockout rounds were all such good fights
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm still just smh at how they took it to appeal, what ohio state behavior
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yeah this is all actual blonde stolen valor
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hey @guynemer.bsky.social
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
spoilers for this week's battlebots ep (which we just watched)
moar like orBITCHron amirite
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I hate how accurately this portrays the electorate
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
betteridge's law of headlines strikes again
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'd still rather not use a Meta product but we could at least use Signal or something but no the kids need their 57 interest channels to infodump
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
[thousand yard stare]
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
not like either and yet I'm in like t and a moderator on at least one of them unfortunately that seems to be the only way local queer organizations coordinate
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"was"? how did you escape
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the whole comic is just c-tier villain bursting through wall on she-hulk typing away at desk: at last I have found you she-hulk and we shall fight she-hulk, sighing and rolling up her sleeves: I am TRYING to file a MOTION to she-hulk, grabbing c-tier villain and yeeting them into orbit: DISMISS
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
if you've been on a trans discord you've been on tumblr
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
jedd fisch has put together a pretty good roster and has no idea what to do with it
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
those I knew I thought Dell was like Gateway where they just used a fun word
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
local 12ft skelly vibes remain immaculate
local 12 ft skeleton dressed up as Dolly Parton in white dress with red fringe, large naturals, behind short fence with "Dolly" letters and butterflies
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it's so obviously a dumb lie by a lying liar who lies and also doesn't know how anything works!
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
nerds are like "I want a superhero comic that's just like civil procedure and stuff" and everyone is like "no that's dumb" and I'm like hey she-hulk is right there and it rules
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