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HudsonRiverCroc

@hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social
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Just your usual Hudson River Croc….. Who needs emotional support tacos often

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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 14m
Fin. De. Semana.
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 30m
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 touche. It is 4.
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 32m
Which are the only 3 countries that Donnie has not betrayed?
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 33m
Next president should have ICE abduct these guys at 2 a.m. and dump them in Rwanda. What are they going to do, slobber on us?
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Maria Popova @popovaprof.bsky.social · 45m
Zelensky isn’t pulling his punches
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Kevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 2h
the parents of both of these children should be able to press charges for assault and I'm not even joking.
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K @kate10010.bsky.social · 2h
Ladies and gentlemen… we got him
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 2h
Dammit
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 2h
😂😂😂
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 2h
This is amazing
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 2h
I saw the other day “nothing else matters” played on classical Spanish guitar and it was very damn good.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3h
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 2h
😂😂😂
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 2h
JD, she’s not into you
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 2h
Folks, take Zitron with a load of salt
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 2h
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TMNT Michelangelo: It's Pizza Time!
ALT: TMNT Michelangelo: It's Pizza Time!
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 2h
Setting aside how they would get that here. Some quick math tells me the amount is not even 10% of what the US consumes each month. Please correct me if wrong:
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, that’s good work.
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 3h
And yet no one talks about Musk funding the GOP
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 3h
He really did Bubba a solid, didn’t he?
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 3h
*ICE didn’t care if there was anyone else in the car. There I fixed it for you.
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
Seriously. I am going to die salty if he doesn’t get some harsh consequences.
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
VD Jance about to proclaim himself leader of the American Catholic Church.
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
They all moved to Jersey or long Eyeland
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
They are tips, Cavs!
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
Lmao, Italians back to not being white
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
It’s a tip!
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
Lmao, this is fantastic work
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
They are all expecting, for some reason, a pardon, or immunity because of SCOTUS.
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
Congrats!
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
What do we call a dirt hurricane?
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
Will any reporter push back on that moron who says a part can be larger than the whole?
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
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No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
ALT: No, No. Dig Up, Stupid!
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 5h
Bring back 1950’s tax rates. RETVRN.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6h
Plug THAT into your discounted cash flow model. $SPCX
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 6h
were they hiding? pretending to be rocks? www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Scientists discover 180,000 giant tortoises on one Seychelles island
Free-roaming Aldabra population far exceeds human population of Seychelles after decades-long recovery programme
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 6h
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What Huh
ALT: What Huh
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 6h
TBF, still better than a deep southern accent
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Strahan Cadell 🇨🇦🇻🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @quincunctial.bsky.social · 6h
“Everyone deserves a second chance” “I AM STILL ON MY FIRST CHANCE”
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 6h
TIL that Tijuana is closer to Alaska than it is to Cancun.
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 7h
He will always have the backing of the current SCOTUS
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 7h
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SML Chef Pee Pee: Wait, How Did You Do That?
ALT: SML Chef Pee Pee: Wait, How Did You Do That?
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 9h
If more of them talked like that, more of them would.
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 7h
At this rate eveyone is getting a leak
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 8h
Not the gang you want to wake up to
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Ivan the K ™ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 8h
Pizza and bagels, FTW.
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eggnog slut @deus01.bsky.social · 8h
hey babe, we're getting a divorce
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 9h
Trying to take some credit for something you didn’t do?
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 9h
He has used it, not as much, and then Paxton does a solid for him saying that Paxton takes missing children posters down.
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