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Floon

@hteasley.bsky.social
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Dad, Artist, Photographer, Game Developer, Instructor, Motorcyclist, EUC Rider, Dog Companion. He/Him

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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 3h
Found my #Beer. #NaziPunksFuckOff
Photo of a can of beer. The brand is Nazi Punks Fuck Off.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 4h
Watching the #MLB postseason, and I can only say that whosoever came up with the #Manscape commercial campaign will burn in a lake of fire.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 4h
For the first time, I'm noticing how weirdly we pronounce "iron". I just saw a commercial for beef, where the narrator pronounced it "eye-ron", which made me think it was an AI voice, because though it's spelled that way, no one fucking says it that way. Only an AI could make that mistake. #AISucks
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I often wonder how many people surrounding #Trump must be on the edge of flipping out, like, all the time. Imagine having to listen to him talk *all the time*. Even if you're profiting from his policies, people around him must be desperately repeating, "This will all be worth it," to themselves.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 25/09/2026
Every day we get closer to this:
Cartoon by the human artist Twonks, showing George Jetson vacuuming the floor while Rosie the robot paints a picture
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cartoon by Dave Granlund | cagle.com/granlund.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Phoebe is using Rocky as a pillow, Edgar is getting his belly scratched, and the trio is taking up most of the couch. Spoiled rotten, is what they are. #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Fedidogs #DogsOfFediverse #Mastodog #Bulldogs #Frenchies #BostonTerriers
Phoebe the Insane Bulldog resting her head on the belly of Rocky the French Madman, with Edgar the Gentleman Boston on his back, enjoying some scratches.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am not complicit.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#EdSheeran #FuckEdSheeran #RobertKraft #FuckRobertKraft Everyone, and I mean *everyone*, who tries to claim to be "apolitical" is really just asking us to tolerate evil people. Sheeran is craven, Kraft is a disgusting human, and #Macklemore is right. #FreePalestine #Gaza #Politics
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He put his name on it, which immediately killed it: ticket sales dropped, performers backed out. Now it'll go bankrupt unless he gets his name put back on. He destroys everything. #Trump #KennedyCenter #FuckTrump www.reuters.com/world/us/ken...
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Kennedy Center on brink of bankruptcy, could close as early as Tuesday, Washington Post reports
Leaders of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts say it is ​on the brink of bankruptcy and could ‌close as early as Tuesday, the Washington Post reported on Sunday.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm totally #NotReligious, #TheBible is a horrific document, but that aside, there are a lot of good folks who throw out the disgusting bits, and claim their good #Morality comes from it, and #JamesTalarico is one of those folks. #Politics #GOPAreFascists #TrumpIsAFascist youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Definitely on my Top Ten songs of the year. #CarolineRose #YipYipYow #SongOfTheYear youtu.be/o9Gj3maiYT4?...
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Caroline Rose - Yip Yip Yow (Official Music Video)
"Yip Yip Yow" is out now on SUCK records: www.carolinerosemusic.com/yipyipyowDirected by Caroline RoseEdited by Caroline Rose & Seannie BryanDirector of Phot...
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shocked that Fox News let this guy on, whoever he is, but of course he's right, in this quote. I cannot believe the #GOP has been so wholly captured by #Trump that they can't see it's time to put him out to pasture. #Politics #TrumpIsAnIdiot #FightFascism
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let’s talk about Medicare for All. What would it mean for the individual American? ⬇ The day you’re born you get a card that gives you health insurance with no premium, co-pay, or deductible. Doesn’t matter if you get a job, lose a job, turn 26 or 65, get married or divorced — it's there for you.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ground.news/article/illi... Religion creates monsters. #ThereIsNoGod #ReligionSucks
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Illinois mom charged with killing toddler was closely following Lindsay Clancy trial, officials say
An Illinois woman charged with killing her 2-year-old son had been closely following the murder trial of Massachusetts mother Lindsay Clancy and was texting friends about the case just hours before her son was found dead, prosecutors said.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#Web #Ads #AdBlocker So a website I occasionally visit has changed its behavior, and now goes blank every few seconds and summons a "Please allow ads" dialog. Dismiss the dialog and you can see the page for another five seconds before it blanks again. So I deleted the bookmark. /1
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not only is the #Playdate gaming handheld a beautiful piece of hardware (designed by #TeenageEngineering!) with very creative and fun games, but the company is awesome. /1
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You'll never ride a #Waymo after you read this. And of course, #Tesla is even worse, because they'll have all these problems plus much less safe tech. bayareacurrent.com/theres-a-lot...
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Cleaning Up Poop: The Human Labor Behind Waymo
Human feces isn’t even the nastiest thing they’ve found in the backseat.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#FuckGoogleMaps
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When the #Revolution comes, I want to be in charge of standing all the #HP executives, and everyone in their #Printer division, up against the wall. Incompetents managed by criminals.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
For some reason, I love this delivery confirmation photo of me, taken by the doordash guy. It's awkward in every way, making it somehow awesome.
Awkwardly composed picture of an awkward me receiving the delivered pizza.
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The Democratic Coalition @thedemcoalition.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is anyone else concerned?
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First #DollyParton, and now #TimCurry? This is so horrible. #Wrong80YearOld
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dean W Ball needs to go fuck all the way off. Everything he said is a lie.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#DollyParton was among the best there have been. She will be missed.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
#ReligionSucks #TheBibleIsEvil #EvangelicalsAreFascists #TrumpIsAFascist #TheGOPIsFascist
Ephesians 6:5-6
   
5 Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.
6 Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ICE attracts masked cowards, paycheck brutalists, cult patriots, resentment recruits, and violence addicts. They found a system willing to call predation “law enforcement.” PAXIS.app helps people know their rights, record safely, and preserve evidence. Free: GoFundMe.com/PAXIS
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PAXIS
A comprehensive guide and assistant for immigration-related queries and actions.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
January 6 was only 5 and a half years ago, and we’ve already cycled through investigation, indictment, conviction, pardon, and now gleeful promises to do it again only with actual hanging rather than just chants about it. Nice job GOP.
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They're still doing it because we didn't hang them
last time.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's so odd hearing news that involves large-scale harassment on Xitter. Having been off the platform for so long, it only occasionally reminds me that it's there and is still important to some people. It's not a real place. It's not important. Leave it behind.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not going to condone #LuigiMangione because murder is wrong. But I will say that, between him and #BrianThompson, it was the #UnitedHealthcare CEO that harmed society more, and did more evil to more people. The entire #US #Healthcare system is run by evil people. #SinglePayer #Medicare4All
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think I've had my first real #OldManOpinion, where, regarding something cool, I'm right and anyone disagrees is fucking wrong. To wit: These #ElectricBikes need plates and licensed riders. /1
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#Trump is trying to kill the #SouthernPovertyLawCenter because the #SLPC is one of the strongest institutions fighting for #CivilRights. He is everything hateful and evil. #Politics #GOP #TrumpIsAFascist #FightFascism www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Trump’s justice department arrests expert on far right as part of SPLC crackdown
Prosecutors charge Heidi Beirich with financial crimes as part of case against the Southern Poverty Law Center
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#Trump is a #Fucking #Monster. He is inhuman. His backers are inhuman. They are the worst people. www.propublica.org/article/trum...
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The Trump Administration Aims to Penalize Disabled Adults Who Live With Their Families
A rule change pushed by White House officials would slash benefits or end support for as many as 400,000 Supplemental Security Income recipients with Down syndrome, dementia and other disabilities who...
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Saying who owns the company is an "undue burden". There is no wall long enough. #BillionairesShouldNotExist #FightFascism #LateStageCapitalism www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Treasury ends ownership reporting rules for U.S. companies
The rules, intended to combat money laundering and other financial crimes, imposed an undue burden on American businesses, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"I frankly find Democrats a better, more sympathetic crowd... I'll continue to believe that Democrats have a greater regard for the common man than Republicans do." -Groucho Marx
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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They do this *all the time*. But the latest Fauci smears are perhaps the grossest yet. www.offmessage.net/p/republican...
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The desperate flop-sweat of the headline writer is palpable. Crowley has squeaked a victory against #Progressive Hong. The bias of the media against #Progressives is really annoying.
CNN Headline: "Democratic establishment roars back as David Crowley clinches Wisconsin victory"
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The Democratic Coalition @thedemcoalition.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Make it make sense. #TaxBillionaires
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Here’s how it’s going to go: 1. Iran won’t negotiate with #Trump because he’s an untrustworthy idiot. 2. The #Democratic #POTUS that follows Trump will have to give up shit (shit we already had prior to the war) to get a lasting deal. 3. The #GOP will scream at how bad the #Dems are at this. /1
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Here’s how it’s going to go: 1. Iran won’t negotiate with #Trump because he’s an untrustworthy idiot. 2. The #Democratic #POTUS that follows Trump will have to give up shit (shit we already had prior to the war) to get a lasting deal. 3. The #GOP will scream at how bad the #Dems are at this. /1
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Arghavan Salles, MD, PhD @arghavansallesmd.medsky.social · 10/08/2026
A former NBA player who scored 0 points declared himself for the WNBA draft. There is a 50-year restraining order against him from his ex-wife. He and Enes Kanter Freedom, the other man who is planning to enter the WNBA draft, are just proving, once again, that the real threat to women is cis men.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People love Mexican #Coca-Cola because it still uses cane sugar instead of corn syrup. #Coke should offer a premium cola in the US that uses cane sugar. They could call it “Coke-Cane” and would probably sell a lot. I’m a genius.
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Man, fucking fuck the #Mariners. Can’t fucking hit a baseball. Sick of watching this team. Waste of amazing talent, so sick of this bullshit they’re putting out on the field. #Baseball #MLB #FireDan #Goddammit
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#TheKing threw out the first pitch tonight. #FelixHoF #GoMs #Baseball #MLB #Mariners
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? A thumbtack that stabs you when you move things around in the drawer.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh no, won’t someone think of the people who own a second home worth over 5 million dollars in New York City
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Floon @hteasley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#RandPaul is a piece of shit. He is a blight on the country. #GOP #GOPAreFascists #TrumpIsAFascist www.npr.org/2026/08/06/n...
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Senate Homeland Security committee votes to hold Fauci in contempt of Congress
Republicans on the Senate Homeland Security Committee voted to hold Fauci in contempt of Congress after he refused to answer their questions about the government's response to the COVID-19 pandemic.
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