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esoteric butch realness

@hrtbeats.bsky.social
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[he/they] skylar side account for posting with a sloppy style. fagdyke who means it

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skylar @ grief pit @transmisc.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
detail (bark) #transmascartist #nsfw #petplay #muzzle #leash
A black and white drawing representing a torso shot of a nude man. He is wearing a collar and leash, the leash of which reaches up and offscreen. 
He is muzzled. His arms are bound behind his back.
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
honestly same goes for the transmasc dykes who have dated 0 tgirls. you are all going to hell no matter what
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
cis dykes who have dated a noticeable amount of transmascs and exactly 0 transfemmes are you aware your soul will not reach heaven
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
and then i'm like yeah sure but my freelance rates are higher than wage rates because then the higher burden of freelance taxes is on me LOL. and like 1/10 of them will take me up on it because they wanted to underpay me and assumed i was desperate due to my disprivilege <3 so that's how it's going
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
i keep having the same experience at interviews where the libbed up HR manager loves me and then i have to talk to the CEO and the CEO is like ohhhh no we cant have that in this political climate. and then they ask me if i want to freelance because the cissie they hired can't fucking design
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
skylar life updates: -laid off from my nightmare job immediately after our CFO quit no notice. hee hee -been with my girl 8 months now -tabling at art fairs and showing! working on my passions while i have the time. -no one wants to hire obvious transsexuals rn but we ball
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
when woke 2 hits all dodge challenger drivers will be arrested and brought before the tribunal
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
death to all dodge challenger drivers
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
yes this is exactly what i want. someone who doesn't respect clearly outlined boundaries and is ugly and bothersome
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
men are always convinced that if they simply bother you enough you're going to leave your girlfriend for them
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
this isn't about wack cartoon porn either like real children and animals were involved like girl. why are you POSTING you should be IN THE GROUND
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
bluesky is so crazy i just saw one of the bitches from the legendarily bad purplekecleon incident & floraverse being reposted as a voice of reason. the pedophile-zoophile wombo combos get to preach to us on this website?
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
killing it in the genderfluid butch game because many gorgeous dykes love dating a fussy gay guy
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
to everyone besides them obviously. my girlfriend loves to make me try highly processed foods she knows i’m going to hate such as the “dirty” baja blasts with creamer mixed in and laugh when i scrunch my entire face up in displeasure. i will do this every time because i love her beautiful laugh
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
beautiful women love when you’re #persnickety
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
i’ve had to explain how QR codes work 55 times in the past 16 months
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
millennial boss at your social media job: We have created brand-specific Instagram stickers! These are now the only stickers you may use in Instagram stories. There’s 3 of them. You must post 35 Instagram stories per day. gen x boss at your social media job: Why doesnt this have a QR code ?
stories.xn--heres-2v3b
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
r/freaklivingspaces
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
sorry it’s anarchy in here because we don’t have a camp counselor guiding us 😔
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
this fucking cat man
small brown tabby cat surrounded by BDSM gear attempting to smack the heart-shaped tip of a crop
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
LAHDLAHDDKDB amateur. doesn’t even know about the strategic woman-comforting fagccent
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
WOW i guess I’ve been too offline. i missed the return of cheating. playing the hits huh
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
when did transgay people get bold enough to try and get you to cheat on your girl. like. i’m used to you guys not being able to order your own food at restaurants. and i feel like many of you currently vying for my strap still can’t
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
words cannot describe the whiplash of realizing you’re more comfortable being fuckboy masc & going back to that after like a decade & all of the sudden you have to put “I HAVE A MONOGAMOUS GIRLFRIEND” in your lex bio and people are still trying to slide in regardless
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i’ve been really butching it up for a minute and as a result cishet men have been leaving me alone much more but other gay people have been acting like wild animals about me
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
evergreen stupidity from my Wretched Son <3
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
low intelejents
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
rip sandro botticelli you would have LOVED nonbinary people
head and shoulders of an angel by sandro botticellitransmasc fagdyke bitch in a little grey shirt and black pants
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
speaking as someone with a girlfriend And a fagccent what worked for me is simply asking "are we queening out or is there a vibe?" after a couple tasteful conversational drops of my fagdyke status
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
flirting with women isn’t actually that hard you just tactfully mention that you’re bisexual a couple times and wait for them to ask to compare hand sizes
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
LSFBKSHDKDDNBS i’m so glad you saved it.
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xxx se llama fashion fetiche @ilovegoromajima.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Gotta put the all timer here
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Hawke @onyxteeth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
hiii so i have about 2-3 more weeks before starting my new job and i have barely enough for rent on April 1st and absolutely nothing else. if anyone is able to help out, please do, and share around. thank you www.paypal.com/paypalme/pri... account.venmo.com/u/spencerkeo...
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
we as a community of pedantic nerds need to recognize when it’s our turn with the talking stick and when it isn’t. and when you’re an audience member and not a panelist it is not your turn brother
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
if you’re at a panel of any kind and you find yourself using the Q&A portion to make a comment and the comment isn’t directly related to a protest of bigotry or misinformation exhibited by a panel member please know i’m trying to explode you with my mind
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
If you are a Southern California person upset about @schumer.senate.gov ‘s craven betrayal of our country, the theatre his book tour will be at on 3/23 is the Moss Theatre. Their phone number is 310-828-5582
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
i made it safely back into the country 😊 give me a couple days to get back to messages SORRY i had to take a burner for safety and i have so many
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of two cats laying and sitting on the floor talking to each other. text reads, "productive floor time".
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
beautiful birthday thanks to everyone who loves me.
“Birthday cake” of taiyakiSkylar and bobbin driving through the safari party.
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
kind of having a what if diddles killed herself day but I have to remember i am far too sexy to be defeated by any government
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
father called me and was like “don’t go to Toronto I’m worried they’re not going to let you back in at the border” and i was like oh. yeah. no. yeah that could happen huh
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I watched Turn A Gundam in a Discord server with about 10 other people. The server had soundboard clips of Turn A's OP, so every time we started a new episode it sounded like this
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
thank you. i will grant you powers beyond mortal ken 🖤
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
expressing radical vulnerability by sending my girl a selfie where one of my eyebrows looks weird
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
i would be really good at being a warlock patron. i’d be like okay first put on this really slutty armor & then walk into the scary woods. this is all paramount to maintain our contract
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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 10/03/2025
NEW: Five of the billionaires who attended Donald Trump's inauguration have lost a combined $210 billion in wealth since then, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index
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Billionaires at Trump’s Swearing-In Have Since Lost $210 Billion
As Donald Trump took the oath of office on Jan. 20, he was flanked by some of the world’s wealthiest people. The billionaires present that day — including Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg — h...
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
he looks so sweetie cute in his little bow tie
chubby black and white cat in a cute blue bow tie collar with a little bell
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esoteric butch realness @hrtbeats.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
listen. it’s your business what you smell like. but i will just tell you up front not everyone is into that. maybe check in with that baddie you have a lex date with about their feelings on stank
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