Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Beautiful day to not care about the Tennessee Titans football club 000
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It costs more to get a license plate than to start a school 000
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 27/08/2026sometimes you need to create your own whimsy. i've started using the 🤠 to react to comments in the work chat. idk how everyone else is receiving it, but I am saying "yee haw" every time I send it...and that makes ME happy. 000
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i just purchased 300 plush pigs. i work for a meat company. life is great. 000
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My adult rec slo-pitch softball team has won our last three games by a total of three runs. I couldn't be prouder. 000
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 18/08/2026i work at a great place in a great city. (if anyone in ontario or quebec wants some meat get at me) 000
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 06/08/2026i've struggled to describe the type of music i enjoy for years because it's usually all over the place. this is where i am now. surpremely anti-fascist rock by a guy that posts funny podcast clips www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTDF...youtube.comRat Park - La Migra!YouTube video by Rat Park 020
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I was the Tennessee BASS kids casting champion when I was 10. No one else showed up to the finals and I won like 3 rods and reels. 000
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Someone is playing the hit Soulja Boy song Kiss Me Through The Phone on the piano in the Montreal airport 000
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 20/07/2026the women's world cup is famously a year from this friday 000
Reposted by Hunter PattersonAaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Messi clearly caught looking ahead to Chicago on Wednesday. 350460
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I only moved to Canada a year ago. However, I've become so canadian-pilled I completely forgot about the super bowl. 100
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Matt Freeze was absolutely not coming out of his box that time 000
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I watched U10 soccer tonight for 90 minutes and that didn't happen once 010
Reposted by Hunter PattersonDr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off 13787621932
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 05/07/2026There's no one like him. Haaland is incredible. What talent. What a goofy dude. He rocks 000
Reposted by Hunter Pattersonℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Okay yes the President Kamala Harris version of the Washington fun fair might have had things like "attractions" and "attendees" but there'd also be a 100% higher likelihood that Lin Manuel Miranda comes out in period garb and rhymes "sesquicentennial" with "millennials" 4474
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Let the kids stay up to finish this match. Hearing them both react to that goal made me emotional. Soccer rules. 010
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Everyone knows this but this referee is garbage 000
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 02/07/2026No cards the entire match and then that happens 000
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Today marks one year of living in Canada. Couldn't be happier. Happy Canada Day, friends. 🇨🇦 010
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Oh I've found my people. He's so great and fun but also he plays for *that* team 0150
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Someone is gonna die during this Netherlands match. They're so aggressive and at each other's throats. 010
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Sonny Gray once hit me in the face with a dodgeball 010
Reposted by Hunter PattersonJM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 28/06/2026South Africa 0-1 Canada 90+2'- Stephen Eustáquio 1729684
Reposted by Hunter PattersonDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward 5655393817
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Pekka Rinne is the reason I love hockey so much. What a wonderful day for him and @predsnhl.bsky.social 000
Reposted by Hunter PattersonBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Zlatan calmly pressing the CLOSE DOOR button as Alexi rushes towards the elevator 1485171
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 19/06/2026That's what I say when they're holding the potatoes and they say, "garlic?" 010
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The lyrics to this song are my favourite. "Everyone from the left to the right...this place is getting trashed" 030
Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Shane Torres? Ludwig von Beef Oven? Wow. What a treat 110