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Hunter Patterson

@hpatt15.bsky.social
127 followers 228 following 623 posts

Professional popcorn maker. Luke warm take artist. YNWA, etc.

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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Beautiful day to not care about the Tennessee Titans football club
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It costs more to get a license plate than to start a school
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
sometimes you need to create your own whimsy. i've started using the 🤠 to react to comments in the work chat. idk how everyone else is receiving it, but I am saying "yee haw" every time I send it...and that makes ME happy.
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh no. Not dolly.
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i just purchased 300 plush pigs. i work for a meat company. life is great.
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My adult rec slo-pitch softball team has won our last three games by a total of three runs. I couldn't be prouder.
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i work at a great place in a great city. (if anyone in ontario or quebec wants some meat get at me)
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Virtual Insanity
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i've struggled to describe the type of music i enjoy for years because it's usually all over the place. this is where i am now. surpremely anti-fascist rock by a guy that posts funny podcast clips www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTDF...
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Rat Park - La Migra!
YouTube video by Rat Park
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
some days just surprise you
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I was the Tennessee BASS kids casting champion when I was 10. No one else showed up to the finals and I won like 3 rods and reels.
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Someone is playing the hit Soulja Boy song Kiss Me Through The Phone on the piano in the Montreal airport
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the women's world cup is famously a year from this friday
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
short
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Aaron Ragsdale @aaronragsdale.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi clearly caught looking ahead to Chicago on Wednesday.
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I only moved to Canada a year ago. However, I've become so canadian-pilled I completely forgot about the super bowl.
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
this is the face yzerman made this morning
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
MO SALAH RUNNING (not down the wing)
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
How many touches has balogun had? 6?
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Matt Freeze was absolutely not coming out of his box that time
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I watched U10 soccer tonight for 90 minutes and that didn't happen once
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There's no one like him. Haaland is incredible. What talent. What a goofy dude. He rocks
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Okay yes the President Kamala Harris version of the Washington fun fair might have had things like "attractions" and "attendees" but there'd also be a 100% higher likelihood that Lin Manuel Miranda comes out in period garb and rhymes "sesquicentennial" with "millennials"
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Let the kids stay up to finish this match. Hearing them both react to that goal made me emotional. Soccer rules.
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Carlos Bocanegra
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Everyone knows this but this referee is garbage
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No cards the entire match and then that happens
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Might get in the way of that very cool camera
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
He got Moss'd
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Today marks one year of living in Canada. Couldn't be happier. Happy Canada Day, friends. 🇨🇦
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh I've found my people. He's so great and fun but also he plays for *that* team
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Cody Gakpo. Legend.
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Someone is gonna die during this Netherlands match. They're so aggressive and at each other's throats.
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sonny Gray once hit me in the face with a dodgeball
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
South Africa 0-1 Canada 90+2'- Stephen Eustáquio
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
CANADA
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
BOMBITOOOOOOOOO
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This kid rules
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Pekka Rinne is the reason I love hockey so much. What a wonderful day for him and @predsnhl.bsky.social
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
HELL.YEAH
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Zlatan calmly pressing the CLOSE DOOR button as Alexi rushes towards the elevator
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That's what I say when they're holding the potatoes and they say, "garlic?"
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Fueled by shawarma palace
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Roll Canada
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Iran NZL may have 6 more goals in it
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The lyrics to this song are my favourite. "Everyone from the left to the right...this place is getting trashed"
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Shane Torres? Ludwig von Beef Oven? Wow. What a treat
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Hunter Patterson @hpatt15.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
SCENES
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