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Char Mal Fet

@howlscake.bsky.social
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owl girl, will make a meal out of ur guts. 32 || she/her || 🔞 musclegirl with a dick, posts lewds and hot takes clinically insane about lancelot

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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 4h
I've been writing experimental procedures for a bunch of non-stats folks and for the first time I'm starting to understand the draw of just throwing alpha=0.05 at everything. Getting people to run experimentals *at all* is hard enough, getting them to do it in a non-foolish way feels sisyphean
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 15h
this rocks
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ZCIK 🔞 @zcik.art · 10/10/2026
lost in the sauce again
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 10/10/2026
idle game 1984: you want a vision of the future? imagine a number going up, forever.
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
save me caked up werewolf 😵‍💫
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Weretober2026 Day 9 - Dodo 🦤
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videajames 👻 @videajames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dirty Pair meme redraw (anonymous commission) VGen: vgen.co/Videajames
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I get this a lot when waking and falling asleep, though it's other bugs generally, not spiders. I think it's called hypnogogia? Apparently it's fairly common but nonetheless a little disconcerting.
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
single leg RDLs will send your hamstrings to hell but you cannot tell me they don't look way sillier than deadlifts
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The things you have to do when you lack a barbell are absolutely absurd. You'd never catch me doing somersault squats at a gym but holy fuck will they shred your quads
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The problem with writing is that it's not just one skill. I write a *ton*, both personally and for work. Ostensibly, I'm pretty good at what I do write. But sitting down and just writing a short story unprompted? Impossible level difficulty.
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😵‍💫
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Hindpaw @hindpaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wanna Taste? #furry #footfetish
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Pointy Ears🔞 🏳️‍🌈 @pointyears.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe do go chasing waterfalls
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😵‍💫
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Lia🔞 @literallia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👻 BOO!!! 👻 back from the dead with some spooky toesies for you, scary that I've had these socks so long they're practically sheer now 😱
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
those are the cleaning gloves. the gloves for cleaning. the gloves that you wear just when you're cleaning.
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crow ♂ @c-crow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
woof #transnsfw #ftmnsfw
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😵‍💫 woof woof
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hiiiii <3
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Make my body a site of worship 💕
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FR4NKIE🐾FUNHOU5E @fr4nkie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i used to think only girls made girlsounds during sex but now i know anyone can sound like a girl as long as you put it in their butt
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BoarAnon (Comms Closed) @boaranon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
viper ran out of neurotoxin so u can huff her balls instead ig
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
talk to em Ben
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willoow 🐴 @willowhorsead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hole :3
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Cessa @cessa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Giovanna
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YOU - “Promiscuity -- you mean the *cock carousel*.” (Twirl your hand around in the air.) MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Hindpaw @hindpaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some Temm for #SepTemmber #omgTemmHi Temmz is a very fun beast to draw #undertail #fanart
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Dang Jones @standarddemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😵‍💫 im normal
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what do you mean bottomless, i see a bottom right there 🤔
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😵‍💫 good lord
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😵‍💫
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Microbe 👻🔞 @hatsunemicrobe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
cute!
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𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 @hotchickhell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Commission for Louise
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Nyx, a backup doll 🔞 @neurolognyx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
cat with tie saying “I hope I [blank] get humiliated” in front a building labeled “humiliation factory”
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's adorable 💕
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
same tbh
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love you!
a disco elysium illustration
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Cloud🔞 @lillhappycloud.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
An older one I'm a fan of.
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need to be a fleshlight for someone so fuckin badly. Full useless bottom mode rn
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
<3 You should find out sometime~
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the blatant going flying has me cackling
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Char Mal Fet @howlscake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i want a tummy tattoo but it feels like such prime real estate i feel like it has to be something really good and im too stupid to have a good idea for it
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