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Aeryn Rudel

@aerynrudel.bsky.social
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Author, rejectomantic blogger, dinosaur nerd, sword enthusiast, SFWA & HWA member. Stories in PseudoPod, Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, Abyss & Apex, Radon Journal, others. #vss365 linktr.ee/Aeryn_Rudel?utm_source=li…

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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 9h
When I was #harbor master, derelict whaling ships sometimes drifted in, their hulls pocked with sucker marks, their crews missing. There was never any blood or bodies, but often, strange words would be scratched into the deck. A haunting gibberish that read: R'LYEH FHTAGN. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you wanna see the special stock at Hank’s Bait Shop, you gotta ask for it in Gaelic. Then Hank’ll show you the goods. Those goods being sprites, pixies, and brownies tied to big iron hooks because, ya know, the stuff you catch with #lures like that only eats live bait. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The #mountains of Viridius 5 are not mountains at all. They’re the shells of a colossal species of arthropod similar to Terran hermit crabs. This is how the colony ship Void Master was lost. Well, not lost; just inhabited in a way the colonists hadn’t exactly planned on. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any vampire hunter worth their salt needs to be an amateur meteorologist. Weather patterns are one of the best ways to find bloodsuckers. I mean, look at Seattle. They get 200-plus days full #cloud cover every year, and that place is absolutely crawling with the undead. #vss365 #microfiction
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Maura Yzmore / Fiona Embers 😱🥵😎 @maurayzmore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy release day to DANGLING! 🎉🥳 DANGLING by Maura Yzmore is out today from Anxiety Press A collection of twenty-eight stories about people on the precipice. Straddles absurdism, literary realism, and horror, with a dash of the speculative Buy here: www.amazon.com/Dangling-Mau...
Dangling by Maura Yzmore out now. Promo image featuring cover (with floating bodies) on a paperback, kindle, and phone, against an abstract monochromatic background
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They say fire #purifies, that it burns away evil. Such was my hope when I doused my bed with kerosene, lit a match, and let the flames devour my cursed flesh. But some sins are not so easily absolved, and I woke unharmed amid the ashes, a reproachful moon glaring overhead. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A few years after the bombs fell, we lost all track of the calendar and began to #reckon time differently in the shelter. When someone died, we’d count the days in their name as a memorial and say, “Today is the fourth day of Nikolai. This is the third week of Rachel.” #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In 1847, I survived starvation and freezing cold the only way possible. Now, two hundred years later, I’m still surviving. The #hunger reappears on the anniversary of that first forbidden mouthful, and I can abstain and die or eat and live. The choice is tortuously easy. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've mentioned this before, but one of the ways I celebrate a #shortstory sale is to take the money from said sale and splurge on Door Dash. Today, I got paid $100.00 from Flash Fiction Online, and I just turned that money into pho and spring rolls. It's FFO PHO, y'all! 😂 #writersofbluesky
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They called it a crime of #passion, but what I did to Mr. Monroe, who lived next door, was not an impulsive act. When I learned what he was, I started planning, and when I pounded that stake into his chest and cut off his head, it was the very definition of premeditated. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In thirty years, Nineveh Cruise Lines have never had an accident. Their record has nothing to do with perfect design or management, though. Instead, a random passenger is chosen before the ship #embarks, and after this “Jonah” quietly disappears, safe travels are ensured. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got a new piece of crime #flashfiction out at Shotgun Honey called “Dog Eat Dog.” Now, as a bona fide cat person, I don't often write about dogs, but sometimes a story needs what it needs. 🐶 #writingcommunity ##writersofbluesky shotgunhoney.com/fiction/dog-...
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Dog Eat Dog by Aeryn Rudel
I sit in a dark hotel room facing the door. One hand rests on Boris’s head, and I idly scratch the Caucasian Shepherd’s ears. The dog is silent, well trained, but I feel the tension vibrating throu…
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Want to #explore the dark arts? Get a cat. Studies show a feline friend increases the success rate of demonic summonings by as much a 14%. And if you botch the ritual and the demon escapes containment, there’s a 42% chance it'll stop to pet the kitty while you escape. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I used to be highway patrol, night shift, and I once responded to a five-car pile-up where every driver #sustained serious injuries but one. He pulled himself out of the twisted wreckage, flashed me a smile with too many teeth, then disappeared like smoke into the dark. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Got stuck with a new partner for a bit when I worked homicide in Philly. Guy was dumber than dirt. He’d get his coffee each morning, then pour in what he called “#commenced” milk. When I corrected him, he said, “Nah, you see, after you put it in, you START drinking it.” #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can’t wait for September every year. I get to pull out my comfy sweaters, watch the leaves change color, drink pumpkin spice lattes (don’t judge!), and summon Nargazax the Decimator to destroy my enemies when the planets align during the #autumnal equinox. I love fall! #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today on the blog, I'm discussing yet more writing rules from famous authors. This time, it's the Heinlein five. Check it out. #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky #writing rejectomancy.com/2026/09/14/m...
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More Writing Rules and How I Relate – The Heinlein Five
Last month, I did a series of posts about Elmore Leonard’s Ten Rules of Writing and how I use them. Leonard’s rules are pretty specific and granular and have a lot to do with the actual nuts …
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After fifteen years as a makeup artist for a special effects studio, I opened my own salon, Blush of Life. I cater to a very specific, very wealthy clientele. The kind that only makes appointments at night and who need my talents to give them a more #sanguine complexion. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lazy Maine Coon Sunday up here in the PNW. :)
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank god for #Esoteric Dry Cleaning. No one gets blood, ectoplasm, or ichor out of ceremonial robes like these guys. They make sure I show up to each ritual, pressed and pristine. I don’t know how they do it or which entities they invoke, but they got a customer for life. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spotting transdimensionals—demons and angels, specifically—can be a pain, but here’s a tip. Demons speak with antiquated #eloquence. Thees and thous and whatnot. Angels sound like hemorrhoidal truckers after a twelve-hour long haul and use the word “fuck” like punctuation. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When choosing a human to turn, I always look for the sheltered, the innocent. Most fledgling vampires lose their minds inside of a decade. It takes a certain kind of #naivete to weather the transition from man to monster and then endure the grinding centuries to follow. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every year, the bosses rent out a convention space and invite everyone to come. It’s a real #mélange of wiseguys: hitters, muscle, shot callers, you name it. There’s a tacit no-business rule, but the number of folks that leave is always a bit less than the number invited. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Every hitter has what I call a killer’s #intuition. It’s that little Spidey-sense tingle that says not yet, wait until dark, or bring the .44 magnum instead of the 9mm. Ignore that intuition at your peril. There’s always room for a new hole in the desert outside of Vegas. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Way back in the mid-90s (yes, I am old) I worked at Barnes & Noble, and I remember stocking the magazine rack and seeing mags like Analog and Ellery Queen and thinking, damn, it would be cool as hell to have a #shortstory in one of those. Achievement unlocked. :) #writersofbluesky
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey, everybody, I had a #flashfiction story published yesterday with @foofarawpress.bsky.social. It’s called “Never Quit Your Post”, and it might be the weirdest story I’ve sold to date. Check it out. #writingcommunity foofaraw.press/never-quit-y...
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We have a guard donkey named #Evil on our ranch. Mean bastard, and you don’t go near him while the sun is up. At night, though, I hear him braying out there in the dark, and the next morning, I’ll find the remains of a werecoyote or a chupacabra kicked to absolute pieces. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Europa's ice mines were little more than frozen gulags, but the company tried to jazz up the hab-modules with motivational posters like “#Toil for a Better Tomorrow” or “Worlds Run on Water.” I'll admit, the posters came in handy during the toilet paper shortage of 2079. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hey, folks, today I return to Elmore Leonard’s Ten Rules for Good Writing and dive into rules six through ten. This is how they apply to my work, but take a look and see if they apply to yours. :) #writingcommunity #writersofbluesky rejectomancy.com/2026/08/06/r...
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Rules for Good Writing? How I Relate – Part Two
Last week, I published an article about the first five of Elmore Leonard’s famous Ten Rules for Good Writing and how strictly I adhere to them. You can check out that post here, but as a quick remi…
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Some say the back fields on the Garrity farm are TOO #fertile. That anything you plant there grows. It’s true that the Garrity crops are bountiful. It’s also true that every Garrity has a mark at the base of their necks like the place where fruit comes free of the vine. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cats are natural monster repellent, kinda like supernatural bug spray, but you gotta know what kind to get. Black cats protect you from demons, orange ones are good for ghosts, and the gray kitties ward you against minions of #chaos, you know, faeries, goblins, and such. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Look, you’re gonna run into vamps who don’t kill, who drink from blood bags, who use their powers to help folks. You’ll want to be merciful, but it’s still #fruit of the poisonous tree. They all succumb to the dark eventually. Put away your empathy and sharpen your stake. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Everybody loved the midnight gardener at first. You’d wake up and find your lawn mown, your garden #tended, and your hedges clipped. Too bad we didn’t know he was leaving things, too. Those curious mounds in the flower bed weren’t just tulips waiting for the spring bloom. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Diving into Elmore Leonard’s Ten Rules for Good Writing and whether, when, and where I follow or flaunt them. Check it out. #writingcommunity #writingtips rejectomancy.com/2026/07/30/r...
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Rules for Good Writing? How I Relate – Part One
One of my literary influences is Elmore Leonard. If you’re unfamiliar, Leonard is the author of some of the greatest crime fiction novels (among other things) that you have almost certainly heard o…
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
There was a church in BFE Washington that believed you had to be above 14,000 feet to get raptured. They tried to #summit Rainier for the celestial pick-up. Didn't make it, of course, but oxygen deprivation makes you hallucinate, so maybe they did see god before the end. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The trick to cannibalism in a survival situation is to let the meat #turn a bit. Hides the flavor. You can pretend it's something else. There’s always the danger you develop a taste for it, though, and start looking at folks on the subway like chops at the meat counter. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Used to work with this hitter who'd whack a guy, spout some terrible one-liner, then look at me to see if it landed. I finally gave him the thumbs up just to fuck with him. I hope he’s still out there whispering “part of this #balanced breakfast” like a complete asshole. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey, I’m diving back into the wild world of dialogue tags and looking at how three of my favorite authors use them and what we can learn from that. Check it out. #writingcommunity #writersofblusky wp.me/p6jTNd-2uw
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Talkin’ Tags II: How THEY Write Dialogue
Last week, I posted an article about how I write dialogue, which dialogue tags I use, and why and when I use them. To be clear, I don’t think there is a right and wrong way to do this, just a way t…
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m an #unabashed fan of bad movies, the more terrible the better. An empty theater is one of the few places I can be myself in public, let the tentacles out to breathe, use more than two eyes to see. What you meatsnacks—I mean, uh, humans call letting your hair down. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
As a medium, I can tell you most ghosts don’t have “unfinished business.” They’re not incorporeal Hallmark movies fueled by dramatic grief and heartache. They’re just fuckin’ stubborn. Most of my job involves convincing #defiant assholes that, yes, they are actually dead. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When the art thief Uri Ivanov was caught, he was in a terrible state, emaciated and nearly catatonic. When authorities tried to get him to #reveal where he’d hidden dozens of priceless paintings, he pointed to the corners of his cell and said, “So much room in the thin.” #vss365 #micrfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
#Tenderly, I laid Jasper’s body into the hole I’d dug. My cat's grave lay at the end of a long row of makeshift headstones. Dogs, cats, and birds that had brought love and joy to my family for generations. A line of tiny tragedies, but each one more than worth the pain. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hey, let's talk about dialogue tags. That's not controversial, right? 😉 Don't worry; I'm not a tag hardliner. This is just about which tags I use, when, and why. And, yes, I use dialogue tags other than said. I promise. Check it out. #writingtips #writingcommunity rejectomancy.com/2026/07/03/t...
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Talkin’ Tags: How I Write Dialogue
If you’ve spent any time among writers, be it on social media or even in private writing groups, you will have almost certainly heard the “rule” that you should only use said when it comes to dialo…
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s important to know the supernatural potential of your house in today’s competitive market. At Apparition #Appraisal, we can tell you your home’s value AND the likelihood it’ll become haunted, possessed, or demon tainted. Don't let ghosts and goblins steal YOUR equity! #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I was more than a little #apprehensive when the hospital started contracting with Vampires For Humanity for the ER. Then I saw our VFH liaison heal a gunshot wound just by licking it, and, well, I’m team bloodsucker now. Please don’t tell Vlad I called him that, though. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What's a good acceptance rate for short stories? I've always heard 10% is a good benchmark, but, of course, opinions vary, and it'll certainly vary by market. My historical average (over 1000 subs) is 13%, which I feel is decent, but I'd love to hear other folk's experiences. #writingcommunity
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. A vulture gets on an airplane with two roadkill squirrels it picked up on the way to the airport. A flight attendant stops the buzzard before he gets to his seat, and says, “I’m sorry, sir, airline policy is one #carrion per passenger.” #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Hell has an HR department where souls can file complaints against demons and even Satan himself. Of course, this is simply a pathway to further torment, as the #disgruntled damned are forced to endure centuries of HR training videos on how to avoid a hostile afterlife. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
When we arrived at Ares IV, scans revealed a world teeming with apparent life. When we landed, we found only empty, mechanized cities filled with driverless vehicles and automated factories. A convincing illusion from afar, but nothing more than a planetwide #flea circus. #vss365 #microfiction
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Aeryn Rudel @aerynrudel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
No one likes to think they’re the bad guy, and folks who do this job often believe they’re some kind of antihero. Bullshit. You’re not John Wick, and there’s no such thing as a hitman with a heart of gold. You kill people for money, you’re a #villain. It’s that simple. #vss365 #microfiction
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