Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 6hThe profile picture doesn’t quite match the sentiment. 120
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Got a new follower today - proof that my pearls of wisdom dropped here on are getting traction. 010
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just heard a wealthy-looking guy in Manhattan (2 corgis, not going off to work) tell his companion that he, “…went to school in upstate New York.” I think Cornell may have suffered some brand damage. 000
Reposted by Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doarkLiam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey my muchachos, I've had a run of very bad luck. Please retweet for visibility. Thanks. t.co/QXnWEWjuW5 45529401
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Triumphal Arch is a pretty good idea. After Trump’s gone we can add some of these and dedicate the arch to Iran’s victory in the current war. It would be a more effective warning to future presidents about foreign entanglements than Washington just talking about them. 000
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm beginning to suspect that Kristi Noem killed the dog to get rid of any witnesses. 020
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tesla’s market cap is 12.4 times larger than BYD’s 030
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Texas Republicans have one thing to cheer about. 010
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trump’s offering me $5k to vote R in November. So, 258M adults at $5K is ~$1.3 trillion. But, 22% inflation cuts the real national debt by $8.8T in year one. In 6 years real national debt cut to $12T - this assumes no further deficit spending which may be difficult in Great Depression2. 010
Reposted by Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doarkVandy, C.A. @cavandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026a little over a 1/4 of Americans will always be super dumb 041
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I think Canada should retaliate by renaming Lake Michigan as Lake Wisconsin. 000
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Worst ever Wordle result (many rhymes). 000
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Cross that off the bucket list - still no FSD in a tunnel with one-way traffic 030
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 19/08/2026TSLA’s market cap up $36B based on a company that actually sells humanoid robots, Unitree, having its IPO soar 600% to a market cap of $50B. 000
Reposted by Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doarkRude Law Dog @esghound.com · 13/05/2026This is A+ AI slop. I love it 2554397
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 08/08/2026To his credit, Shanahan took full responsibility for the crash 011
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I bought 5000 shares of SNAP on 6/30 after @profgalloway.com pointed out it would triple if they just abandoned hardware and stuck to being a social media site with 500M DAU. I sold this AM after good earnings because they’re staying with hardware. If only I could learn to sell my losers 120
Reposted by Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doarkDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The Russian economy is rapidly transitioning to the cloud. 451884348
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 02/08/2026At $30 a share SPCX would be the 20th largest publicly-traded company in the US. At $6 a share it would be more valuable than Capital One which made $2.5B in the past year. There’s no chance the Starship upper stage will be quickly reusable barring a magical upgrade of its heat shield. 171
Reposted by Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doarkvantazach @vantazach.bsky.social · 01/08/2026adding "We bought this before he sued to keep deepfake porn generation legal" bumper stickers to my online tesla store 1185
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 31/07/2026www.wsj.com/business/aut... Never going to happen because they’d have to reveal what it’s worth on the open market and TSLA would be sub $100 the next daywsj.comExclusive | Tesla Weighs Sale of China Business to Pave Way for Potential SpaceX MergerThe U.S. automaker could sell or spin off the business in its second-largest market over geopolitical concerns. 320
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It may be a while before LLMs come for our jobs 010
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Our masters at the Bohemian Grove got air traffic at the Sonoma airport routed around them for their two weeks of all male comradery and hijinks at the Bohemian Grove this summer. I think they really are genuinely going to be surprised when the mob comes for them. www.kzst.com/2026/07/24/b...kzst.comBohemian Grove Sparks Controversy Over Sonoma Airport Flight Path ShiftResidents in western Sonoma County are outraged after a temporary shift in flight paths dramatically reduced jet noise over their homes just as the exclusive Bohemian Grove summer encampment began. Ac... 000
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 27/07/2026SS(not a coincident)13 failed to impress. 040
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m not rooting for SS (not a coincidence) 13 to fail as it would be great if orbital launch costs went way down. But the BFR was Musk’s idea and the only ideas Musk comes up with lead to things like cars in tunnels, Cyber Trucks and 100s of monkeys tortured to death. So, I’m not optimistic. 020
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Jason DeBolt strangely silent over on the hell site 110
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Today’s scores are the lowest Wordle % I’ve ever seen 000
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I feel like I’m the only person who’s noticed 1. Hormuz is closed, 2. Houthi’s are closing Red Sea, 3. SPR is driving toward empty, 4. OpenAI is in a doom loop, 5. 1/10th the cost Chinese LLMs are threatening Anthropic, 6. Shiller Index is 42. 7. POTUS is insane. Am I just Debbie Downer? 220
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Ate the first half a week ago 170
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Local paper covers Fremont but still can’t spell Tesla 000
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Saw this in Sunnyvale this morning 200
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If you were a SpaceX employee trained to cheer like your hometown team just won the Super Bowl every time a Starship explodes, are you a seller or a hodler when your lockup ends. 001
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Down to a reasonable market cap of $1.8T at 95 times sales. Morgan Stanley is probably backing up the corporate truck 000
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You know how they say that every great investment strategy works until it doesn’t? Lately, the Trump will eff everything up strategy has been working great. I feel it’s going to work great until he dies or gets 25th-amendmented. Talk about your mixed emotions. 020
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 08/07/2026When will they learn to spell Tesla? seekingalpha.com/news/4612304...seekingalpha.comWaymo to roll out driverless vehicles in four new U.S. cities (WAYMO:Private)Waymo expands driverless ride-hailing to San Diego, Las Vegas, Tampa and Denver, taking on Tesla and Zoox. 000
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 07/07/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUGv...youtube.comMonty Python FC 37. - "Előítélet" ("Prejudice")YouTube video by guLi 000
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 02/07/2026This has to be the single greatest example of, “Sell the news.” ever. 000
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Balogun, the US’s top scorer, can’t play against Belgium unless his red card, admittedly it was bogus, is reversed. I desperately want Trump to intervene and get shot down by FIFA, arguably more corrupt than the Trump family. That would be perfect. 010
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Tesla lost $112MM on its $BTC holdings this quarter. It doesn’t appear they sold any. arkm.com/explorer/ent... I’m kind of surprised Musk didn’t sell them to buy SPCX shares.arkm.comTesla | ArkhamOn-chain analysis of Tesla's cryptocurrency holdings by Arkham. Discover holdings, wallets, inflows, outflows and counterparties using our advanced blockchain analysis platform. 010
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Did Ken White’s account get zapped? It looks like I’m not following him anymore. 000
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Would Musk sell Tesla to buy SpaceX? It would be the kind of thing he would do. 000
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 22/06/2026In case anyone is still thinking that Musk is in it for the good of humanity, his 2018 stock award, which he just recognized, is $100B more than all of Tesla’s lifetime profits: $139B vs $38.5B. 020
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 22/06/2026She swears the coals were cool 220
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Today’s important AI lesson: I notice that during free kicks in soccer down by the goal, the defense forms a wall inside the penalty area with the defenders clenching their fists in front of their testicles. If the free kick hits their hands, is that a penalty? 100
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 17/06/2026What’s $24B divided by $1.7B? Asking for an obese child rapist. 010
Howardoark - pronounced Howar-doark @howardoark.bsky.social · 17/06/2026SPCX down to a reasonable 138 times revenue 010
