Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Here is a thirst trap as payment for my complaining. 080
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 21/08/20263 Months since I was fired from my burnout inducing but well paying job. I am back bartending again, but I can feel myself slowly but surely healing for lack of a better term. 050
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 05/06/2026It has been a month and 3 days since I deleted Teams. 060
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 23/03/2026media.tenor.combugs bunny is wearing a yellow shirt and a blue bow and is standing in front of a window .ALT: bugs bunny is wearing a yellow shirt and a blue bow and is standing in front of a window . 240
Reposted by Houseplant ParadiseSardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 28/12/2025Emil Heilborn - Vårhälsning, Skansen (Valborgseld), 1934 sis.modernamuseet.se/people/3167/... 17519
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Bart delays and fire alarms conspired against me drinking and cruising the Mr.S customer appreciation party. 121
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 15/12/2025AI Bears are nightmarish and not part of God's plan. 050
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Shout out to the furry (pretty sure it was a hyena) at the Dillenger Escape Plan show. 020
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 15/12/2025"Home school metal" @tomaxe.bsky.social 010
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Making my boyfriend listen to Floorplan. Tickling his live of gospel music. 120
Reposted by Houseplant ParadiseLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/12/2025Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands 12972141
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Damn, I have not posted on here in 8 months! 020
Reposted by Houseplant ParadiseAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/03/2025NEW: Friends of Neri Alvarado, rotting in a Salvadoran prison on Trump's orders, made a video highlighting his volunteer work helping neurodiverse children learn to swim. Neri was sent there after someone at ICE thought his autism awareness tattoo was a gang tattoo. Vid posted by Noah Lanard on X. 6031301557
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 28/03/2025San Francisco people, my favorite Gemini @mamak.bsky.social and his Fiancee have lost their cat! She was last seen on 3/26, they live between 19th and 20th street. Help bring Bhumi home 051
Reposted by Houseplant Paradisenofi beats to rot to @nofidelity.bsky.social · 24/03/2025DUI hire Pete Hegseth 1112
Reposted by Houseplant Paradisesam @boyonboy.bsky.social · 21/03/2025It’s me. It’s your Sam. Don’t you know your Sam? 803659267
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Just an FYI: IF YOUR TRYING TO HANG OUT WITH ME (SEXUALLY OR OTHERWISE), YOU GOTTA BE EXTRA CLEAR AND STRAIGHTFORWARD 070
Reposted by Houseplant ParadiseJohn Carson @johncarson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Maybe the biggest troll card ever now????? 1000/10 no notes 34512
Reposted by Houseplant ParadiseD.J. Kirkland @ohheydj.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I can post the Magic Users Club opening on here now. Thank god. 613926
Reposted by Houseplant Paradisejourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 11/03/2025NYT running “Christians are persecuted in America” features as a christofascist regime runs roughshod over the country is truly sickening shit 21721335
Reposted by Houseplant ParadiseKitchen Sink Technomystic @bobcluness.bsky.social · 11/03/2025good night Dungeon Synth Fiends. 1396
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 11/03/2025 I have been devouring Heavenly Tyrant, and holy shit, yall need to get in on this. @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social "In the name of stability and security, they condemn only the violence that challenges the status quo, never the violence that perpetuates it." 010
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I have been on a Yung Lean kick and keep walking around work saying "Youuuuunnnggg Leeaaan" 010
Reposted by Houseplant Paradisejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/02/2025the OTHER thing about the white house’s anti-diversity push is that like old fashioned segregation it is explicitly an effort to undermine unions! like c’mon! don’t be stupid! 542393566056
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I have been hiding out on my furry account, takes like this will keep me there.... STOP THE CELEBRITY WORSHIP JFC 050
Reposted by Houseplant ParadiseRose Knapp 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @roseknapp.bsky.social · 26/01/2025“Anything forced is not beautiful” ― Xenophon 0114
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I am at The Avenue, I asked for a lighter and a gay said: "Isn't that funny, a bundle of sticks asking for a lighter?" I am wearing a jacket covered in roses and forgot for a split second 0100
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 27/01/2025My whole motivation with Magic commander nights is to stomp out annoying straight men with my angel decks 160
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 27/01/2025This album is an evergreen record that everyone needs to own 150
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 26/01/2025This is one of those tracks that I can hear immediately after reading the title. 060
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Potential names for my hypothetical cat: Papas Fritas Sharif Cannonball Omar Zydeco 030
Reposted by Houseplant ParadiseTeen Vogue @teenvogue.com · 23/01/2025When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. Read our op-ed here ⤵️teenvogue.comBillionaires Should Not ExistYes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. 387284438417
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Ok ok ok, I was not really vining with Aetherdrift, until I saw this borderless edition. 020
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I deserve a cookie for everyday I DO NOT WRITE "Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne" on the motivational whiteboard at workmedia.tenor.coma drawing of a monster with a skull on top of itALT: a drawing of a monster with a skull on top of it 260
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 15/01/2025If someones profile has "liberal" or the related. I block on sight. Y'all have become really, really annoying. The hypothetical "what if" scenario's, the borderline boner y'all seem to have about worst case scenarios and lack of planning around it. Get a fucking gripmedia.tenor.coma woman wearing a checkered sweater says snap out of it while smilingALT: a woman wearing a checkered sweater says snap out of it while smiling 060
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Volunteering at Further Confusion this year with the Zookeepers. Come say hi if you see me. 000
Reposted by Houseplant ParadiseTAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 15/01/2025i'm sorry for all of your malfunctioning penises but i am tired of these blue chew commercials 814515
Reposted by Houseplant Paradisewint @dril.bsky.social · 14/01/2025i cant imagine what itd take to be a "top performer" at the depraved & miserable meta corporation. Is it whoever clogs the toilet the most? 228118571475
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Oh no, I wrote a MtG inspired dark ambient track.media.tenor.coma group of young men are sitting together and one of them is wearing a panda movie shirtALT: a group of young men are sitting together and one of them is wearing a panda movie shirt 030
Reposted by Houseplant ParadiseSteven Lucy @slucy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Recommended a Riesling to a customer and she said she "doesn't buy German wine, because, you know, WWII". Reader, she ended up buying an Italian wine. 56710501559
Houseplant Paradise @houseplantparadise.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I see the histrionic #resistance masochists are here. 020
