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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott

@houseofglib.bsky.social
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Broadcast the BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM and make them all dance to it. Co-Host of @cinemashame.bsky.social He/Him

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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 5m
Add a photo you took of something good.
Kylie Minogue performing in blue vinyl in Montreal.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 1h
That was the first Bollywood movie I ever watched! We wrote a whole article about it. thepulpyeg.wordpress.com/2015/05/23/b...
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Boozy Bollywood: Krrish 3 (2013)
Written by Erin Elizabeth Fraser Bollywood is a multi-million dollar industry, with millions of fans around the world, but in North America these movies generally play to a niche audience. As The P…
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 1h
Spelling Bee doesn't accept Manimal as a word. Unacceptable.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 3h
So, it looks like they're balking at public execution but the threat of it did expose how many absolute monsters out there actually love the idea of public executions.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 3h
Does he think "only children play video games" is a bold original take no one has ever shared before?
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 17h
Also helps that Kylie is in it. She wasn't one of my faves the first time I saw it, but now it's like eating a donut with foie gras in the middle of it*. *Complimentary
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 17h
It probably helps that I've never played even a second of the game and have zero investment in any of the characters or lore. And I believe coked up JCVD is the best JCVD.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 17h
Rewatching 1994's STREETFIGHTER. I've only seen it once before and thought it was fun, but this time it's hitting different and I kinda love it? It's the closest the 90s actually got to BATMAN: THE MOVIE and that's one of the greatest compliments I can give a movie.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 21h
We need a word for when you begin and end an invite with the assurance that you've already assumed they're too busy to come and have emotionally prepared for the rejection and specifically don't want them to feel bad about it.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 21h
I'm neurotypical but I also credit my relative youthfulness to the fact I've been avoiding sunlight like a vampire most of my life.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 22h
I dunno. The argument is often centred on how AI will steal money from artists, so it's a bit weird to defend a practice that also stole money from artists. I've seen all the defences of personal use piracy and they've always struck me as self-serving rather than convincing. 🤣
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 22h
I get the initial note about hypocrisy but a lot of replies seem to suggest that people who are (justifiably) enraged by the idea of AI companies stealing artists works were just fine with stealing artists work via Napster'Limewire back in the day. "It's only piracy when people I don't like do it!"
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 22h
The last time I was there I left with a poster for a Shannon Tweed movie. :)
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Forever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hedy Lamarr in a classic photo by Atelier Manassé for Ekstase (Ecstasy) (1933).
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That's not true. My loner tendencies were more the result of nurture than nature. I like to think that with less bullying and more acceptance in my youth, I'd be as socially inclined as my instincts want me to be but my experience precludes.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm a thirstyintrovert: a natural loner who wants as much attention as possible.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If they had remade this in the U.S. in the 90s, then the main female bad guy would have definitely been played by Annie Ross, the jazz singer who played the principal in PUMP UP THE VOLUME.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There are certain cultures for whom the style and tropes of giallo come naturally. Italian, obviously. Spanish, easily. French, you bet! Australian? That's a nawrr from me.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
In a previous episode I talked about MASK OF MURDER, which was a wannabe giallo made by Swedes but set in Canada and I'm already getting the sense that THIRST is an Australian giallo, which is just as absurd to me. I believe it could work but the degree of difficulty is HIGH.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My @cinemashame.bsky.social Ozploitation watch continues with 1979's THIRST. This is going to be a fun episode considering it has werewolves, eco-revenge, vamps and a catatonic psychic (we're also doing PATRICK, which is a rewatch for me and a shame for @jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social).
Movie poster for 1979's THIRST.
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The Tyee @thetyee.ca · 13/10/2026
Rachel Gilmore: One of Canada’s largest newspapers published what read a whole lot like an incitement to violence against NDP Leader Avi Lewis. Yet there continues to be all but radio silence from mainstream Canadian media. thetyee.ca/Opinion/2026...
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A Big Newspaper Seemed to Menace Avi Lewis. Then, Media Crickets | The Tyee
Many saw a call to violence in the National Post article. Why isn’t that news?
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You know Netflix is really confident about what Gerwig is doing when they give her "licensing Stairway to Heaven" money for the trailer. Also, speaking as someone who doesn't even care even a little bit about NARNIA--I'm watching this the day it comes out.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If it's coming back, it should be called WOMEN at this point.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"I guess he kinda dated her for six years or so. It was nothing serious. That's not even a decade."
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Gail didn't hole in one the par 4 on 12, the par 4 on 12 holed in one Gail!" I'm sorry. It was either that or something something golf, Gail and King Kong.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Same, which is why I'm always reminding myself that often people hate other people for their best qualities and not their faults. 🤣
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That movie's title is a lie btw. The premise is all the cheerleaders charge dudes for sex to earn money so Debbie can go to Dallas to try out for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. She doesn't actually get there by the time the movie ends. It's worse than JASON TAKES MANHATTEN.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS FOR TAX PURPOSES
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Troynelious Boo 👻 @troyneliousq.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know this is some people’s worst nightmare, but I appreciate her so damn much: Every time we watched a movie in school, for any reason, I’d write a review of it. I was 9 My teacher found one, LOVED IT and asked me to read it to the class and said with praise “you don’t talk like everyone else”
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She's 41!
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He should talk to Congressperson Omar about this.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like I take up a weird space in the weird continuum. If you put me with a bunch of normies, I'm obviously the weirdo, but if I'm with other weirdos, I'm usually the one they think is a normie, which makes me the weirdo. So, I've never really had that moment because I've always been like this.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like this movie doesn't even need the supernatural eco-horror angle to really sell how diumb camping is. Not to kink-shame, but I will genuinely never understand why people enjoy sleeping in tents and going to the bathroom outside.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm so sorry you two. That just plain sucks.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
One of the ways the movie shows us that the woman is a jerk is how she treat’s her partner’s dog as an annoying inconvenience. It makes me wonder if the people out there who hate pets/animals appreciate how this makes them the bad guys in the cinema of life?
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Spending real Thanksgiving continuing on with the @cinemashame.bsky.social Ozploitation watch with 1978’s LONG WEEKEND, which is about how nature goes after two annoying jerks while they’re camping.
Insert poster for 1978’s LONG WEEKEND with the tagline “nature found them guilty.”
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I spent yesterday shooting a zombie themed PSA for work I co-wrote so I'm already in a zombie head space. Gonna be a fun night. If you haven't joined in on Paul's streams this is going to be a good one to start with.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They had it! No Uber eats for me tonight!
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Which I don’t get at all. For every one I think is funny (Taylor Tomlinson and hedgehog breeding) there’s a 100 that make me think “Have you tried having a real act?”
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was just thinking and is one of the reason “crowd work” has become such a major part of mainstream stand up comedy is because most general audiences today are so niche/disconnected that any humour based on specific references will be lost on most of them?
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The closest I get to gambling is basing my dinner plan on an Instacart order from Costco where the main ingredient is probably sold out.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can say with complete conviction that @jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social and I will talk more about HOWLING III than Phillipe Mora does in the entire HOWLING III commentary. Which, they confirmed, has taken in place of a screening of HOWLING III and isn't a separately recorded interview.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Possums, bun-yips and kangaroos have been discussed more in this HOWLING III commentary than HOWLING III has.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oops! They forgot to talk about another movie Mora made so they had to stop talking about HOWLING III.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
53 minutes in and they're finally talking about the movie this commentary is supposed to be about.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now they're talking about CITIZEN KANE.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
47 minutes in and they're talking about HOWLING 2. Which also has a commentary with the same anecdotes because it actually is HOWLING 2.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Still nothing about HOWLING III, but there has been a story about the interviewer watching NOTTING HILL and TRIUMPH OF THE WILL as a double feature with Jim Caviezel.
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want to win our Ozploitation episode, so I'm listening to Phillipe Mora's HOWLING III commentary but it's the kind of commentary where Mora attributes the movie getting made to its success on DVD, even though it was made 9 years before the first DVD was released. I know he meant VHS but STILL!
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Allan "Pealed Grapes" Mott @houseofglib.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We get extra sleep instead of spending all the time cleaning every single thing.
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