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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 13/10/2026

It sucks so bad man, the incumbent is a C+ mayor at best but I’ll take a useless wet towel over our Rizzless Thatcher with Convoy Sympathies. City is so cooked.

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 08/10/2026

Maybe they’ll give us a butt slider like in the sims

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 07/10/2026

Someday if I drink enough leaded gas I might think giving this amount of power to Susan is a good idea

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 06/10/2026

Carney is spiritually Nelson from the Simpsons

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 06/10/2026

It’s imperative that I have a diet rich in rocks for the health of my gizzard

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 05/10/2026

Probably feels really good to be an e. coli

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 03/10/2026

DON;T VOTE FOR SUSAN VOTE FOR MY CAT bigboyformayor.com

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 18/09/2026

Maybe what America needs to save their economy is a Hoxha-esque campaign to produce hundreds of thousands of shitty little reinforced concrete ballrooms to chuck on all the beaches

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 17/09/2026

Nature is wonderful, just heard a squirrel blast a load so fat the kickback threw him off the roof

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 16/09/2026

Another HUGE win for flip flops, Toyotas, and the Casio F-91W

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 16/09/2026

10y US treasury bond yield hits 5%

Party time, Pax Americana ended in the stupidest fucken way

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 30/08/2026

Born to Trinitron Forced to Roku

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 27/08/2026

Remember to take your oblong daddies before bed

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 26/08/2026

I guess rapture did happen but there were only two (2) people

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 14/08/2026

Wild proportions, why the heck is the tailgate 5x bigger than the rear window 💀

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 11/08/2026

Most AI slop is entirely missing perspective and purpose. so is organic human slop. Turns out there’s just a lot of trash out there and a lot of folks can’t smell it

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 09/08/2026

Thanks to my enormous head it would probably take a really long time for spongeform encephalitis to do its thing. I’ve got time

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 31/07/2026

Some days you get hit by 10 greys of radioactive incompetence (full body dose) and then you unmute and say “nothing from my end thanks”

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 24/07/2026

Do elephants ever give each other a trunkie

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 21/07/2026

Jk, I’m Canadian. It’s my local east side marios

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 21/07/2026

Olive Garden has a photocopy of my drivers license behind the counter with “DO NOT SERVE BOTTOMLESS PASTA”

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 21/07/2026

In devastating news for geriatric swingers, it’s become the number one way for pensioners to break their hips

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 17/07/2026

It would be better if instead of a catastrophic wildfire we just had a really big cotton candy flavoured vape

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 17/07/2026

429 is rate limiting not a crash, but it’s still clearly a config fuckup lmao

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 16/07/2026

“Wooow” in the voice of Owen Wilson

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 16/07/2026

The GOES-19 weather satellite has died from explosive diarrhea

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 16/07/2026

The “worst land” is probably something like a wetland that’s both a wonderful habitat and also a shite place to build something. Maybe we just don’t pave the earth to build DCs at all?

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026

woke: national hot dog day bespoke:

the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 15/07/2026

One of the few cars you can say “one of one” and not be lyin

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 15/07/2026

I wish for this to someday be printed off and handed to me by a stern old man

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 15/07/2026

I am huffing nitrous oxide for its psychoactive properties while listening to some new wave music with my silly lookin dog (Doing whip-its to Whip It with my whippet)

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 14/07/2026

Because carbon capture straight up isn’t real lmao

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 14/07/2026

I spent actual money for a veterinary professional to diagnose my cat with “mommy issues”

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 09/07/2026

The urge to become a Van Guy rises exponentially after 30

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 05/07/2026

She didn’t earn a billion, she stole it. Same as all of em Nothing against her music, it’s not my thing, im simply a billionaire hater

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 04/07/2026

its not piss! Theyre the new style thecalicocutpants.com

calicocutpants.com

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 04/07/2026

Happy ALL COUNTRIES MATTER day to everybody except that one country

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 03/07/2026

Fr I would love the lifestyle of an old German man just eating wine and cheese naked in some random park on a weekday

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 29/06/2026

Hurting your wrist from spending all day skipping rocks at the beach is like the white dude’s version of a golden retriever that wags its tail so hard it starts bleeding

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hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 29/06/2026

Being a train driver is probably amazing because you can just smash shit into other shit in the yard all night and nobody can stop you. My job doesn’t even let me slam one single thing ever and these guys are out there every night

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