hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 03/10/2026DON;T VOTE FOR SUSAN VOTE FOR MY CAT bigboyformayor.com 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 18/09/2026Maybe what America needs to save their economy is a Hoxha-esque campaign to produce hundreds of thousands of shitty little reinforced concrete ballrooms to chuck on all the beaches 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 17/09/2026Nature is wonderful, just heard a squirrel blast a load so fat the kickback threw him off the roof 001
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 26/08/2026I guess rapture did happen but there were only two (2) people 000
Reposted by @hotdoganswers.comJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire... 30983632222
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 09/08/2026Thanks to my enormous head it would probably take a really long time for spongeform encephalitis to do its thing. I’ve got time 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 31/07/2026Some days you get hit by 10 greys of radioactive incompetence (full body dose) and then you unmute and say “nothing from my end thanks” 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 21/07/2026Olive Garden has a photocopy of my drivers license behind the counter with “DO NOT SERVE BOTTOMLESS PASTA” 110
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 16/07/2026The GOES-19 weather satellite has died from explosive diarrhea 000
Reposted by @hotdoganswers.comlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026woke: national hot dog day bespoke: 492581651
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 15/07/2026I am huffing nitrous oxide for its psychoactive properties while listening to some new wave music with my silly lookin dog (Doing whip-its to Whip It with my whippet) 160
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 14/07/2026I spent actual money for a veterinary professional to diagnose my cat with “mommy issues” 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 09/07/2026The urge to become a Van Guy rises exponentially after 30 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 04/07/2026Absolute dominance. All hail our lord and saviour, Joey Chestnut 👑 www.espn.com/espn/story/_...espn.comNathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest 2026: Winners, more statsJoey Chestnut takes center stage at the 2026 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. Learn more about the event. 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 04/07/2026its not piss! Theyre the new style thecalicocutpants.comcalicocutpants.com 031
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 04/07/2026Happy ALL COUNTRIES MATTER day to everybody except that one country 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 29/06/2026Hurting your wrist from spending all day skipping rocks at the beach is like the white dude’s version of a golden retriever that wags its tail so hard it starts bleeding 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 29/06/2026Being a train driver is probably amazing because you can just smash shit into other shit in the yard all night and nobody can stop you. My job doesn’t even let me slam one single thing ever and these guys are out there every night 100
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 25/06/2026The only thing that can make SoftBank’s sudden obsession with eggs make sense is that somebody thought the pitch was for Artificial Insemination 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 25/06/2026yea my dad was right, all that stupid stuff built a ton of character, it was worth it for all the character I have now 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 19/06/2026Coin update (for Canada): Eliminate nickels, dimes, and quarters. Introduce a 20c coin. Throw a beaver on it. Eliminate the $5 bill, add $5 coin called the Goosey. Then in a couple years when we’ve been fucked by inflation some more, replace the $10 bill with the Moosey. 120
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 18/06/2026This is exactly what would happen if they made the grover house guy fix the cesspool. Somehow I know he’s involved 010
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 14/06/2026It’s wild that in 2026 the 2 main issues with “enemy of the state” (1998) are that the surveillance state is way worse than the writers could have ever imagined and that will smith could go a whole movie without slapping chris rock back then 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 05/06/2026“Benny and the Jets” is about taking too many allergy pills and thinking the airplanes are going to fall on top of your head 010
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 05/06/2026going to a ren fair and doing the "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government" bit to every guy dressed as a knight until I get my ass kicked 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 30/05/2026I love how even statues of Winston look like he was left out of the fridge a bit too long 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 27/05/2026I wonder how much nail polish remover it takes to dissolve all the structural chassis plastic in a cybertruck 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 25/05/2026We should elect a Mare this year. Think about how cool a horse would look wearing the robe with that bigass gold chain 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 23/05/2026The more random wires are hanging from the ceiling, the better the food will be 050
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 22/05/2026so it turns out "agentic AI integration" really just means "a semi-literate guy mashes keys until a curl command works" very normal economy we got 110
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 22/05/2026they should really give more high school dropouts powerful RWD cars with dogshit handling because it’s funny when they do the thing 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 22/05/2026It would be way cooler if Canada could be European (Irish) but instead it looks like we’re gonna have to be European (Belgian) which kinda sucks 111
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 18/05/2026Three cups of coffee and all the oatmeal 12 bucks gets me. So like 5 kilos of oatmeal, at least a couple months worth. I’ll still participate in the waffle house themed fight though 000
hotdoganswers.com @hotdoganswers.com · 15/05/2026bread settlement etransfer just came in, I’m filthy rich! 110
